Rodeo is a pathetic sport (I’m using the moniker “sport” loosely) because it’s all about inflicting unspeakable pain on bulls’ genitalia by crushing the balls with tightly squeezed rope. Bulls have no hands to get the rope off their testicles but the squeeze causes so much pain, it forces them to kick their legs about in a desperate attempt to end the nuts crushing pain. And that makes for entertainment for useless fleshy viruses.
Bulls, needless to say, sport much more body power than fleshy viruses and when their power strikes a fleshy virus, the aftermath is often nasty, with death being a frequent outcome. In a recent video from a rodeo in Mexico, we saw a man get his skull split by a bull’s hoof. The Mexicans did not learn. You fuck with the bull, you get the hoof. I know this is not how the saying goes, but horns are not the only deadly weapon bulls sport.
Another video from Mexico in which a rodeo bullrider gets his skull crushed by bull’s hoof is below. And because there was no one to loosen the grip of the rope on bull’s genitalia, the animal kept jumping around, granting the bullrider the repeat hoof treatment. One more time: