You have totally killed me with the latest Caption Contest – scores of winner captions made it incredibly difficult for me to narrow it down to just a few top ones. Let’s see if you can do just as well with this one.
Best Captions
Crow: “I’ll fit myself inside this carcass and fly this shit. This is the most realistic Cherub those humans will ever see with their fucking own eyes” – √açЌ ΜξhΘƒƒ ™
Wow!! I didn’t know Casey Anthony had a son! – drccoco
Runners-up
Why should I fly when I can just ride the Bloated Baby Ferry… plus, they comp all my meals – Rotten Stench
Don’t be pecky – Robert Oppenheimer
Where the Hell is the wishbone in this thing? – Plasmapool
I didn’t know they were posting outtakes from the photo shoot for Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album cover – jackdracul
What People Searched For To Land Here:
- rotten gore
- female drowning victim
- whats a good caption for a picture of yourself
- drowning victim photo
- good captions for pictures of yourself
- good captions for myself
- pic of drowning victim
- pictures of people eaten by bears
- rotisserie/best gore
- ripped out human heart
“I want my baby-back, baby-back, baby-back…..ribs”.
lol your post wasn’t showing when I posted mine, I can’t delete mine now. Nice line
Figures since it was my first-ever post and finally after all this time, signed-up to join this site. Oh and touché
Please, don’t fight about the order which the comments are posted!
Who is fighting? LOL
lol nice :}
LOL took the words right outta my mouth, aeiou (and sometimes y & w).
LMFAO!!
Every day I’m shuffling
hola ya estoy aki….solo vengo solo…
In soviet russia crow eat you
When life presents an opportunity, snatch it by the butt.
tsunami soup
Turn over, ya little shit. I’m gettin’ those eyes one way, or the other.
The Crow 10: This time it’s diapers!
The early bird catches the child’s intestines
Here the early bird catches the intestinal worm!
aww..poor little thing..over fishing and pollution has forced it to eat that bloated dead baby. what a shame
Very Good
HaHa. Niceeeee
The Ganges River; it’s like a treasure cove… for some.
Crow: I love those baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs
Oh, don’t worry about the baby honey… Crows are smart animals.
Which one killed the baby, the Crow or the Sewage.
… And they said this baby was an Untouchable.
The baby should have been insured by survival…
I found a new iPhone app: Murderous Birds
My rump, my lovely little rump
testing
btw i am fascinated with ‘The Black Dahlia’
even though i think the case is very clearly solved….
The food on Noahs ark is shit.
Hope this damn thing doesnt sink before i can get to the chewy bits
Bobbing for ass!
HA!
damn birdy,all up in that ass.
What the hell is it?
Zoom on it if you can not distinguish!
If you peck in deep enough, you can get to the heart and if they have been dead for long enough, its half rotten, this tastes a lot better and its easier to swallow, plus if your lucky there will be some maggots and worms inside!
ewww
Get your filthy claw out of my arse, can’t you see I’m bobbing for dead rats!
I went to the supermarket to get some babyfood, the place was flooded and this was all they had left.
mmmm… taste like dead chicken….
love the baby back ribs one! it’s got my vote
That’s just nasty!
McRiver’s “baby menu”
“Circle of Life”….(with Elton John singing in the background)
Crow got youre back ?
hmmmm chicken…….. nope turkey
First thing that comes to mind: Nothing original.
Second thing: Damn nature, you scary (thanks to family guy).
Third thing: if you have nothing to write, why to post a comment?
I agree, I am so sick of people leaving good for nothing comments, and iam sick of people Spamming the Caption comments with shit like… Lol… and haha..Just to get Attention.
Just STFU and post a good Caption if you think of one!
Jesus! these people are like bloody Dandelions growing on a Lawn… Need to be Weeded out.
gosh..lol..:p
I low
I like that* “people are like bloody dandeloins’
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside o.0
@kitten- do the opposite of what they tell us to notdo
In that case sicko dont go please stay
They should’ve been eaten by a crow when they were babies.
Hungry crow + Dead baby = solution for hungry crow.
Mmmmm….. no horns, no fur, just pink, milk feed meat…AGAIN…..
Tastes like chicken
Am I really the first one here? nomnomnom
Where’s this bitch’s wallet?
Thats a still shot of the “Mockingjay” from The Hunger Games movie.
Just a little lower,
Ahhh, right there.
when life gives you lemons, throw that shit away and eat a dead child..
yeah i know that didnt make sense. but its something to help you threw your days, let me explain, lemons symbolize simplicity, dead child symbolizes the forbidden fruit of our times. dont settle for simple things, go for the impossible.
thank’s, dont touch that remote, we’ll be back after these commercials.
New aquatic extreme sport: Babycorpseboard.
In this third-world country, you ARE the bird feeder.
Up in the sky..it’s a bird..it’s a plane..
it’s a Stork with a baby!!
Then “Oooops!!!” says the Stork,
while “Bon Apetit!!!” says the Crow looking below.
That’s my twisted version hope you get it.
thats very creative.
as the creator of this universe is the stork, the baby is existence. the stork was too anxious to feed so it devoured the child he was supppose to deliver.
f’ing art.
the creator devours its existence the bird hungry without a home becomes the creator.
yeah!
Both you’re interpretations are very interestingly unique and friggin amazing. I hope you’ve heard this myth before
, I just made a humor out of it..my version goes like this: A stork flies carrying a human baby wrapped in a blanket. The blanket snapped, baby falls, died, the crow eat it.lol
It means what it says…
Absolutely bro.
CAWWW..CAWWW!!………Nope……No echo yet….mnonmnomnom.
Wow!! I didn’t know Casey Anthony had a son !
bro you’re a man of few words and when you blurt it out its epicness makes my monkeybrain collapse.
Thanks brother √açЌ ΜξhΘƒƒ …Thats very cool of ya !
Seriously, that right there should be the winning entry.
Thanks a lot my man The Tinman.
Hahahaha I love it!
Right on babitcake !
God I hope we see that bitch Casey on here some day that would be karma at its finest
BAD taste! just how I like it!
Thanks tiger…That makes 2 of us!
Crow (sitting on bamboo post…head moving from side to side): Have you heard…about the bird? EVERYbody’s heard…the bird is the word. ahwell the bird…the bird…the bird is the word. Bah bah bah bird bird bird..the bird is the wor…….WTF… is that…….LUUUNNCH!!!
@stubby- epic caption! now I have the friggin song stuck in my head! lol
I don’t think anyone else got it
I’ve got the song (Surfin’ Bird) on a single LP (a little record album!) It was my dad’s, he bought in the 60′s(?) or whenever it first came out. I bet its a collectors item now?
I bet it is
(record album…soooo long ago 
really big cd that pop’s skip’s and has like two songs on it..cool
ObamaCare for infants… (not a joke)
This is a joke right? (not a joke)
timmmay: It is.
√açЌ ΜξhΘƒƒ: not funny
timmmay: why you said that?
√açЌ ΜξhΘƒƒ: coz it isn’t
timmmay: lol I’ve seen someone did
this shit here. lol
√açЌ ΜξhΘƒƒ: no there isn’t
timmmay: there is, Baked is the name
√açЌ ΜξhΘƒƒ: doesn’t ring a bell
Baked: Hey Jack, I read your post
timmmay: i told you, lol
Baked: Tnx timmman
timmmay: that’s timmmay bitch!
Baked: lol, sorry
timmmay: its ok
Baked: where you from bitch?
timmmay: why?
nice, chester
one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. umnumnum
“stupid”. *crawling backwards into my deep dark hole of shame*
Q Why is a Raven Like a Mc Donald costumer?
A They both eat really shitty looking things, that are likely bad for you, but taste good when processed .(baby back ribs)
How fun! Kinda like a traveling buffet!
eat me if you want !!i know you are hungry !
This is the last time I’m picking dare.
The hunters play dead in the water to attract the crows, and then spring there attack.
Umm spring their, Hey is he going to spring up?
We will be right back.
Next week we will cover the grizzly bear.