WTF? I’ve never seen anything like this. Two dudes have a machete fight in the street in the Dominican Republic. It looks like some medieval sword fight and it’s pretty mind-boggling that things like this still happen in this day and age. Watching a real sword fight on video – hellz yeah!
The machetes must have been rather dull, though. I expected all sorts of blood squirts happening but nada. Not even after a blow into the leg.
I’m not sure what prompted the fight, but there seem to be some dick grabbing in the beginning. The guy on the motorcycle gives an impression of not paying for goods collected.
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One of the best things i’ve seen. I like the guy that jumps off the bike, the way he runs over like he’s in a monkey knife fight.
Who said that there are not,The small difference
You are right, one would definitely expect more blood, especially with all the crap they pull off with machetes in south america. Those guys can’t do anything properly…
it looked like when fro-man dropped his machete he got whacked good…they need to invest in blade sharpeners, because that should have split him wide open.
caonima
bald in the front, afro in the back…so hot
You can see black people fighting wherever you are in the world, why pay thousands to travel to the Caribbean when you can find much the same back home, minus the weather of course.
In rural Michoacan, Mexico you see a lot of white folk walking arround with missing fingers, arms, etc. European immigrants who took on machete fighting… That and also most of the world is non white and do not own firearms. Lol
*clink clink clink clink*
Fucking awesome
BTW, Guy in blue jacket got cut in the ass.
That’s some Errol Flynn shit right there.
They night to go to machete school or have evening classes or something, as they clearly don’t know how to use a machete correctly.
Lol what the fuck. They draw machetes like they were pirates on a ship. Epic imo. I mean c’mon we’ve seen the damage such a weapon can do on this site.
Why the hell doesn’t someone just knock the little twat out?
needs to be edited with the phantom menace soundtrack
Fuck a gun, that,s the way to settle differences.
What’s that saying again…”never bring a knife to a machete fight”?
I thought it was “never bring a machete to a food fight”….
He was doing great till he dropped the blade.
There can only be one…
This looked more like part of a movie than something real.
niggers!
you`re mistaken these aren`t niggers, niggers are cowards who hit ans then run for their lives like little bitches to their other bitches friends these people are latinos who fight with everything they got until defeat is visible, believe me if they were alone and there were no Machetes around they would fuck the shit out of each other with their fists.
It looked like they were first trying to settle their dispute with “rock, paper, scissors”….unfortunately that doesn’t always work.
Dropping your tool? Fucken schoolboy error…
And what’s with all the others trying to stop them fighting, instead of filming it on their phones??
He should have buried that blade in his chops, instead of letting him come at him like a chimp
Just one more place I won’t consider visiting.
I had to think of Monty Python… I dunno why.
None shall pass!
…The fuck did I just watch….
meh… I expectet a “Finish Him! Fatality!” xD
awesome. but if it had been in brazil it wouldn’t have ended until one of them was minus their head.
Ghetto Star Wars.
Hauahua. Epic!
@3d that’s the same thing i thought man! the guy in white sure is a sore looser like some people i know! Ha Ha!
Gangsta shit, should’ve went to the phillipines for that
fucking hell use it properly,machette to the head always.
Damn it! Well, stupid and crazy people have in any place.
I saw this how where they tested three ancient swords against eachother, the Japanese Katana, the Roman Gladius, and the European long sword. They tested each of them against coconuts to simulate a human skull, a dead pig to simulate a human torso, a large block of ice to test the cutting power of an over head draw, a full piece of metal armour to test a pointed stabbing thrust and a full piece of leather armour to test slashing, in each test there was one sword that beat every other one with flying colors, and that was the Japanese Katana. I was surprised that it even beat the European long sword in the over head draw against the ice block the Katana went right thru it like a hot knife thru butter, even in the full metal armour pointed stabbing thrust it went in farther than both the Roman Gladius coming in second after watching that there was no doubt that there isn’t anything the Katana can’t do or take on in the right hands.
Also it crazy to imagine people actually use to fight battles to the death this way in ancient times…they really must’ve been something brutal, nothing like todays battles where someone is hiding more than a 100 yards away while they shoot at you with a gun…it seems that just like everything in modern times that even the act of killing has become impersonal.
Oh yeah! They ran out of mangú and started to fight for last plantain . Dominicants are roaming PuertoRican soil since colonialism.
I love how he just pulls a machete out of the back of his bike. He is prepared lol.
All those motorcyclists were wearing flip flops. I was just hoping for fate to take a hand.
Build these two a gladiator arena and let them ride in on their trusted mopeds
Why does people try to stop them fighting?
Perhaps NoSwag can enlight us.
Now this really had some potential, to bad it didn’t turn out the way it could/should have.
Damn!!! These monkeys actually broke the fight up?! I’m very disappointed. I wanted to see at least one death… by decapitation would have made my entire month. Those blades looked blunt as a cunt. Definitely a few blows exchanged… and no blood? Shmeh.
on guard!
That’s some Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon right there.
Fuck a fist fight, lets have it out with machetes!
That’s what i call a men fight, I love my country :’)
Listen closely and you can hear it slice his back hah