Man Splits His Big Toe in Half with an Axe

Man Splits His Big Toe in Half with an Axe

This man was wearing tennis shoes while chopping wood with an axe and this is a result. He split his big toe in half right across, revealing the smoothly rounded ball joint which allows the big toe to wiggle.

This type of clumsiness is alien to me cause I spent my childhood in the woods and chopped more wood than most people have seen, but I’ve never drew my own blood with an axe. Clumsy morons capable of hurting themselves with a pencil sharpener should stay the fuck away from axes. This guy would axe himself even if he wore steel toe work boots. Sissy office workers have no business wielding hand tools.

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58 thoughts on “Man Splits His Big Toe in Half with an Axe

  1. He’s regressing,now it looks like a monkey’s foot. Gee maybe it will turn his luck around cause I’m sure a monkey’s foot has more juju then a rabbit’s foot! NOT!

  2. Why was he swinging it at his foot? You always swing down, not towards you. LOL@morons who think they know what they are doing.

    Plus you should always use a splitting maul for splitting firewood, not an axe.

  3. I find it hard to beleive that a person could do this to themselves with a common axe. The only explanation is he was chopping wood with a giant norweigan battle axe…….asshole.

  4. he’s got like alien toes now……actually his foot looked pretty dodgey from the get go…all his toes appeared to be longer than his bigtoe…so right there i think his brain power diminishes quite a few points……

    • His liver meridian acupressure points are destroyed there in any case.

      Did you know there’s a field of knowledge called ‘foot-reading’, where one’s character can be read from the shape of one’s foot and toes?

  5. You have to give it to the bloke, you have to be a darn good shot to actually slice through the toe like he did. Most people would just slice of a part of the toe

  6. Damn that looks painful but I’ve been pissing out chunks of kidney stones for days and bleeding out my ying yang so I don’t know which is worse.

  7. With all do respect, I have seen many people cut themselves with axes, a few of them even eagle scouts. That does not mean we should not use axes and knives, we learn from our experiences. I cut my finger open with a knife badly once, never happened ever again.

    On another note, I wonder what surgical procedures go into fixing something like this.

  8. Giving away a pair of RHINO steel toe boots, size 12.
    Just pay for shipping and send me the box to put them in.
    (100% serious)
    Those boots need to go, and i dont wanna waste em by tossing them into a fire or a garbage truck.

  9. Thats one hell of a hang-nail..!!!!! while you have your foot open,,you can fix that bunion..!!!,,,,,,do ya think alcohol might have been involved.??? just a thought…….

  10. [email protected] on said:

    After reading the start of the description how many people wiggled their big toe LOL?

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