This man was wearing tennis shoes while chopping wood with an axe and this is a result. He split his big toe in half right across, revealing the smoothly rounded ball joint which allows the big toe to wiggle.
This type of clumsiness is alien to me cause I spent my childhood in the woods and chopped more wood than most people have seen, but I’ve never drew my own blood with an axe. Clumsy morons capable of hurting themselves with a pencil sharpener should stay the fuck away from axes. This guy would axe himself even if he wore steel toe work boots. Sissy office workers have no business wielding hand tools.
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The docs should try and graft a maple to his foot.
Wiggle your big toe,wiggle your big toe!!!!!
At least he wasn’t wearing Flip-Flops..
He’s regressing,now it looks like a monkey’s foot. Gee maybe it will turn his luck around cause I’m sure a monkey’s foot has more juju then a rabbit’s foot! NOT!
Ouch. Now, no longer allowed to handle anything sharper than a butter knife.
“I can do this, I’ll just hold that there piece of wood with my foot…”
Now everyone will be saying ~ “Who axed you?”
Why was he swinging it at his foot? You always swing down, not towards you. LOL@morons who think they know what they are doing.
Plus you should always use a splitting maul for splitting firewood, not an axe.
I find it hard to beleive that a person could do this to themselves with a common axe. The only explanation is he was chopping wood with a giant norweigan battle axe…….asshole.
And an 7500 horsepower swing.
axehole… heh.
@sagemoon -ever see a monkey with an axe?
Sssccccarrry thought!!!!!!!!
***Got any pics?***
Fingers for toes! Haa!
one man’s stupidity is another’s entertainment
WTF is that! is that a person or a monkey?
it’s a baby with harlequin ichthyosis…a skin disease present at birth and has several variations. this one, however, seems to be very dead
wooo that’s pretty fuckin nasty. poor baby, glad he’s dead. i don’t think there is a salve in the world for that shit.
show me your face
but i’d like some!
Brutal! Painful stupidity!
Man… somehow this gorey horrific picture made me feel better today, Am I sick?
No.
@FD!…..you CANNOT twiddle my twat with this kinda foot… in case you got any silly ideas!
What an idiot!!!
he’s got like alien toes now……actually his foot looked pretty dodgey from the get go…all his toes appeared to be longer than his bigtoe…so right there i think his brain power diminishes quite a few points……
His liver meridian acupressure points are destroyed there in any case.
Did you know there’s a field of knowledge called ‘foot-reading’, where one’s character can be read from the shape of one’s foot and toes?
You have to give it to the bloke, you have to be a darn good shot to actually slice through the toe like he did. Most people would just slice of a part of the toe
This little piggy went both ways
now that’s funny!
When I was a child, my mother used to buy to me and my brother a brand of robe named “Six fingers”.
Funny.
Brilliant (:
Nothing some tussin can’t fix
i know that joke, sshhhhhh!
That little piggy was supposed to go to the market, but after the accident, he decided to stay home instead.
Oh damn and to think I fail to handle the pain of a cricked foot! Props
Damn that looks painful but I’ve been pissing out chunks of kidney stones for days and bleeding out my ying yang so I don’t know which is worse.
Sorry to hear that Brokeback….I know thats some very painful stuff.
Thanks and painful is right. Can’t focus on anything else right now.
@Brokeback, been there, done that…I know how your feeling
best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Get well soon, Brokeback.
Hope this will soon ‘pass’ for you Brokeback.
Sending some healing thoughts your way.
@brokeback
eeeeeeeeekk….that sounds very painful….i hope you get better really soon and your ying yang stops bleeding
With all do respect, I have seen many people cut themselves with axes, a few of them even eagle scouts. That does not mean we should not use axes and knives, we learn from our experiences. I cut my finger open with a knife badly once, never happened ever again.
On another note, I wonder what surgical procedures go into fixing something like this.
A whole lot of super glue!
Holy Dammit Xmas that was a good one!
Just wrap it up and get back to work maggot!
Now thats what *I* call earnin’ double DIGITS, baby!
Don’t be pussy footing in the forest.
This reminds me of the movie Tremors, with Kevin Bacon xD
Just like looney tunes except here is real hah
Maybe his socks will be cheaper now?
Giving away a pair of RHINO steel toe boots, size 12.
Just pay for shipping and send me the box to put them in.
(100% serious)
Those boots need to go, and i dont wanna waste em by tossing them into a fire or a garbage truck.
I have plenty of rubber bands to hold that toe together for a while
Awe man now that’s just fucked up. I thought stubbing your toe was painful enough.
This is good insight into the anatomy of our toes, I didn’t know that the toes don’t have bones.
Well, he did split his toe in half neatly.
Bologna sandwich time! How thick do you want it sliced?
Thats one hell of a hang-nail..!!!!! while you have your foot open,,you can fix that bunion..!!!,,,,,,do ya think alcohol might have been involved.??? just a thought…….