Stabbed in the Neck with Cheap Kitchen Knife

Stabbed in the Neck with Cheap Kitchen Knife

Take a look at the knife in this guy’s neck. It’s the same knife that’s in your kitchen. I have a whole set of those in mine and what’s funnier, I’ve been spreading Happy Cow cheese on Silver Hills bread with one of those as I was getting it ready for publishing. I’m munching on this non Christmasy supper as we speak.

Don’t blame cheap kitchen knives, though. Knives don’t stab dudes in the neck, people stab dudes in the neck. Maybe a girlfriend in this case cause bitches are crazy nowadays. Unless it was one of those odd accidents in which a dude runs around the house and falls on a kitchen knife that goes deep in his neck.

Sometimes when I ask for medium-rare and they bring my shit burnt to shit, I feel like embedding one of those in cook’s neck. Fuckers who don’t do my steaks right should know better.

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16 thoughts on “Stabbed in the Neck with Cheap Kitchen Knife

  1. now see this is horrible. if the knife wuz a more expensive brand then this situation would be a great story to tell da guys at the bar. tisk tisk tisk

  2. “Respect the guy a little more with the Knife, or this maybe happen to you”….

    But really, that man just pissed me off one to many time,, LOL ;)

    ((Golden moments))

  3. I should show this pic to my boyfriend so I have leverage when he complains about my cooking. Teehee. I imagine this guy didn’t go quickly – terrible way to die

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