The Caption This Photo Contest #74

Compound Fracture of the Middle Finger

Compound Fracture of the Middle Finger

Been a while since we’ve had a Caption This Photo Contest so here’s a restart to an established tradition.

I also have an announcement to make – I’ve resisted the urge to go back into the wilderness as much as I could but it’s been calling on to me ever louder so I’m gonna go ahead and pull this year’s first disappearance stunt. The scammier the mankind as a whole gets, the less time I want to spend surrounded by it. I will probably disappear on and off without any regularity a few times before Summer is over, but on a positive note, a break from human filth comes with recharged batteries and a new found enthusiasm so I expect to make up for it quickly.

The only trick is that while I’m in transfer, I will be entering ZOG territory. If you don’t hear from me again, then assume they got me.

274 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #74”

      1. Yea, not jewwie at all. Lol. You caught my attention with this one because way back in the day when people had MySpace, I tried one of those celebrity look alike picture generators and besides Alyssa Milano, it said I resembled Calista Flockhart! That’s pretty awesome that you see the same resemblance in a way! I’m just not skin n bones like her but yea, had to share that with ya! 🙂

  1. San Fransisco emergency rooms have seen an increasing number of bizarre injuries caused by men attempting to light matches during flatulent “feltching” sessions.

    Enjoy your well-deserved transcendental excursion into Nature’s realm, Mark. Be careful, be safe, and leave the dash cam running the whole time(just in case you’re brutally mauled by attacking bears or mountain lions).

    btw, I thought just stepping foot outside the house was considered entering ZOG territory?

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