Have You Spent Whole Day Fucking?

End of the World

Are there any doomsday believers among the S.O.B’s? Much have been said about the end of the world and how December 21, 2012 is going to be it, but I’m already a few hours into the day and so far no sign of anything weird happening.

I’m curious though – has anyone spent the whole day fucking? I mean… if you expect the world to end, then what else would you do on your last day alive?

BTW – it would be really cool if at least something sinister happened. It doesn’t have to be a big deal, but as long as it happens on December 21, it should freak people out. Some creepy clouds, for example. Or as an alternative, power companies could pull off a prank and cut off the grid for 10 minutes. I’d love to watch the sheep run around all scared and shit not being able to get on Facebook with their fucking Iphones.

What Did You Think of December 21, 2012?

  • I Left It for the Nutters to Believe It (59%, 61 Votes)
  • Red Red Kroovy Is Hot (26%, 27 Votes)
  • I Thought the End of the World Was Possible, But Didn't Hold My Hopes High (13%, 13 Votes)
  • I Seriously Though the World Would End (2%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 104

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103 thoughts on “Have You Spent Whole Day Fucking?

    • Haha agreed. That guy must hate his cock!
      Ps I found out that these kids I met know paul booth. Their dad(who oddly enough has no tattoos) is a reputable artist with the majority of the bikers in the area here.

      • I can’t stand porn for anything more than the aesthetic appeal of looking at a beautiful body, minus all the horrible acting. Maybe it’s just me but it just doesn’t get me off. Most of the time it’s like “Stop looking at me whore!” They look at the cameras way too much…

  1. Damn it everyone where I live is half and half on the apocalypse today. I even know a family who have tons of stored food “just in case.” Me, I’m going to sit back tonight maybe spark a bowl or two, and watch some NOVA documentaries on PBS about space. Yep, it’s gonna be a goooood day.

  2. @Vincit Omnia Veritas since I don’t have a gf mostly because of my insecurity and lack of encouragement mixed with depression and shyness I’m going to spend my last few hours masterbating to random porn videos ^_^ I’m going to hold my penis one last time < 3

  3. If it was truly the end of the world i’d have done things no one on BG would imagine things that I can’t even mention :twisted: though fucking sounds nice but screw that i’m not gonna pay for a expensive std infected hooker :x

      • of course! chicks won’t fuck for free plus whenever i meet a chick they are like “awh you are so cute” wtf i’m not a puppy or stuffed animal! :| i lack having muscles + being handsome :(

        • @Jesus if you are like me you have a family full of minorities from Mexico who follow the rule *no Beamer gets left behind or forgotten* even though that beaner has done the stupidest things to you or your family instead of abandoning his ass on the streets you take them in a 3 bedroom house and house not a family of four but 12 o.o yup -.- we are forced to take in a stupid porn addicted uncle who is and pretty much will be alone for the rest of his miserable like the douche sleeps in our garage >.> if you thought taking shits in public restrooms were awkward try working out in his room aka*garage* so no I gained a little weight lost my muscles have bitch titts and starting to eat my life away -.-

          • Not all chicks care about or even like muscles – I HATE rock hard male bodies. My current partner wears a XXXL, and the one before was little and “cute”. But their intelligence and skill with whips makes them so very sexy. I swear we aren’t all shallow bitches! xoxo

          • I hate muscle heads and scrawny guys! I love my man to have a little cushion. Way comfier when you cuddle with them.

          • @misfit55913

            no lol that’s craaaaazy there’s only two relatives living with me at the moment i plan to move out to one of my friend’s house hopefully she’s currently going to first year of college i hate living here :x but hey if it was up to me i’d have had kids + wifey since 20 no one wants me (yet) ~

  4. I would just want to get drunk one last time. Die like I lived, and all. What’s the point of changing at The End?

    I mean, if I went outside to see how things were going, and saw some random (hot) chick running around looking for any ol’ random piece of crap guy (Like me, of course.) to give her a Doomsday Dong Dip, then hey, I’m her guy.

    I wouldn’t waste my time on anybody that I didn’t like. Friends that I’m sick of, enemies, etc…. They all suck. I wouldn’t want to have to see their ugly faces any more times than I already did in life.

    But in general, I’ll just stick with the booze. It’s the one thing in this world that can make anything, even the End of the World, seem not *so* bad…

  5. After work I am going to spend my final hours drunk, stoned and balls deep in some buxom wench, so basically the same thing I do every Friday night, and if the world doesn’t end I will do the same next Friday as well.

  6. I’m cleaning my guns and counting my ammunition…nothing seems to be happening tho, but then again I didn’t think anything would happen right away maybe later on in the year who knows but it does seen that every other year the world is ending. I wonder what people would do if it was true if like there was some giant meteor heading our way and we had a whole year before it hit but theres nothing that can be done about it, and it can’t be stopped and we knew for sure it was coming and it would for sure wipe everyone of the face of the earth…I’m curious what people would do I’m curious if the government would tell im sure eventually we would find out from some astronomer but I wonder what would happen to people how they would react

        • @PĄŁĘ RİDĘR.
          My guess is that ZOG would speed up multiculturalism, NATO would invade Iran, Israel would grab more land from Palastine, Apple would launch a new iphone, the Koch brothers would fund 5 new ‘think tanks’ pressing for lower taxes for the super rich, the US would experience 6 more mass shootings with the NRA blaming the media and video games, and the sheep would go on a 12 month shopping spree buying shiny stuff they don’t need.
          Nothing would change mate, the majority of the human race would carry on as they do now…not giving a fuck about reality or anything or anybody but themselves.

    • Hi Reikoko,

      Metaphysically speaking our world will end when we ourselves die for our world, our external reality can only exist from an individualistic point of view.

      • Our own individualistic reality on Earth vs. the extinction of all human thought, function, & presence.

        I believe both will happen. Obviously the first when we die, then eventually the planet.

        Who knows though, maybe we’ll go out with a bang like them dinosaurs? Kill 2 birds with 1 stone… A huge stone…

    • @ReiKoko no we will never actually get to see the world end. the world ends for the people who die but we will be long gone before the world ends and yes I am annoyed as you are too -.- people not all but some take this shit way to serious spend money on shit that they will not even get use I’d rather die than be the only survivor on earth I think it would be boring and depressing being the only human on earth you also take greater risks to because if you run out of food and supplies you are basically fucked and you will probably have to fight mutated animals if you are injured you are fucked that and dying from starvation has to be the worse pain one can ever go threw /:

    • ReiKoKo, you’re so right. I’m goddamn sick of hearing the superstitious following book, Mayans and etc. There’s a creator, and look, he doesn’t have a fuckin calendar. If we could point out doomsday we could predict why the stars are where they are. Honestly I’m waiting for the dead to rise. Wyatt Fuckin Earp!

      • “I believe the world will end” of course it fucking will. If nothing happens before, it will be consumed by the sun as it expands, and thats a fact.

  7. I have set up my own Ministry of the Innocent; salvation is available for ladies under 30 who are willing to give up their virginity on the Altar of Surprise.

    Edward Alexander Crowley (resurrected, just in time to save some souls)

  8. I spent my “final day” getting drunk, stuffing my face with delicious food and fucking like a rabbit. Yet again…. I do that most days, go figure, I live almost each day like my last.

    • That sounds awesome! Except the fucking part. I’m very particular about who I let in my vag. As of yet, I don’t have a penis to call my own. By the drinking and stuffing face with delicious food sounds amazing! I spent it fixing my dogs house, stuffing it with hay to keep him warm. Pretty lame :/

      • Making sure your dog is warm and comfortable over the winter is not lame Lady L, in fact I would say that it makes you a decent human being as often we can tell the wicked from the kind by their behaviour towards animals.

        Also there is nothing wrong with being particular when it comes to your vagina, we have seen for ourselves from the pictures on BG what happens to those that are not particular in that department.

        As far as not having a penis to call your own, well, think of it as having a pet cat, you will give it love and lots of strokes and in return it will love you back but that love will always be subject to conditions set forth by the cat and should it find a better deal elsewhere it will simply leave you, such is the way of humanity and that is why those who look for the perfect partner or have a romantic vision of love will always be let down.

        The trick is to find somebody that you get on with on a personal level and is at least physically passable that way you can have an enjoyable and safe relationship until someone better comes along and then you let them down gently and life goes on.

  9. The prices for Bushmaster rifles have gone thru the roof. (If you can find them.) I was watching the Mexican T.V. a few minutes ago for the rising of the 6th sun. They had five idiots dressed in costume on top the ruins looking East. Unfortunately Quetzalcoatl (Mothra) didn’t show up and rip them to shreds. Well at least I didn’t go thru with my plans for a Berserker crime spree.

  10. The world will not end today. But, if I believed it would… I’d wear leather, grab a couple of 18 racks of cold beer, find a certain man in this town, and for a few hours…

  11. @odgoso, chocolate is good and it would be on my End of the World- things to do list.. but a ” much better after glow”? I wouldn’t mind the effort ;)

  12. Fuck. Have to deal with at least one more christmas and new year’s. I knew the world wouldn’t end but damnit, I had a couple brain cells in the back that had their fingers crossed. I wanted zombie asteroids fired from alien spaceships riding 200 foot tall tsunami waves. Maybe next year……

  13. This really sucks, I was hoping the world would have ended. Now I have to continue living through this fucking holiday season and I haven’t even done my Christmas shopping.

    • I llive my life leading up to 2012 dec 12 like it was any other year. If the world din’t end, I still have a solid future, if the World did get fucked, that’s cool too.
      But I had some friends at the beginning of 2012, drinking buddies, who are” jobless, education wrecks, alcohol and weed ‘hobbist’, high school drop, cool metal rocker guy in highschool turned nobody after” doing nothing with their future using 2012 doomsday as an excuse to not do shit, it’s pathetic. I love to see the look on their faces now.

    • Hi Brokeback,

      According to the various statistical databases from around the world about one hundred and fifty five thousand people die every day in this world, not including war induced deaths of course.

      This means that for the above number the world certainly did end that day, you can blame the laws of probability for your non inclusion in that number.

      There are certain actions you can take to increase your chances of being included in the above number such as, wearing sandals, going on holiday to Mexico, Brazil or Thailand, going up to a group of niggers and telling them exactly what you think of them, however if you really what to slant the odds in your favour I would recommend going to one of the above destinations whilst wearing sandals and finding a group of niggers to tell them what you really think.

      As for the Christmas shopping situation, well, don’t get too depressed over it, it’s not the end of the world.

        • Don’t do that! I don’t comment that often, but I do look at everything and search for your comments in particular. You’re so clever, and you make me smile. :-)

          As for Christmas – I’ll be spending the day drinking beer in the pool with interesting people. My family is scattered all over the world and have enough money to buy their own crap, so we don’t do presents. Brokeback, you should jump on a plane and have a hot, lazy, drunken holiday with me. :-)

      • Empty soul, you forgot , in above deadliest destinations, to include any school in USA. Especially through this season when our fellow American feel melancholic.

    • @brokeback
      no kidding! this season is such a downer…at least on the bright side you have people to buy for…this christmas stuff with no one really sucks the big kielbassa….only one thing for it…alcohol!

  14. I woke up today with the intentions of living as if the world would end, by 11am the dewar went dry, I went through 6 bumps of snow. Now Im back to reality. You SOBS are beautiful humans. Gonna sleep.

    • dinosaurs ruled for 165million years…modern man, about 50,000 altho neandethal man appeared about 600,000 years ago. in any event, we are a a footnote in earths history.
      now, the world will actually end in approx 5 billion years when the sun enters its red giant phase and swells, destrying mercury and venus and reducing earth to charred rocks. but, life(all life) could end as early as one billion years as the sun gradually increases in brightness burning away all water and most of the atmosphere.
      but yes, man will be the death of man :)

  15. It’s 8:50 PM and there are no signs of world destruction.
    I’m not sure to have a fuck in the remainder of the day, but passing midnight my chances increases considerably.

  16. What’s the point in fucking when the world is going to end – yes you remember it with a smile on your face and your ‘parts’ have had a good work out, but then you die, hopefully go to heaven, where you have no ‘parts’, so how will you fuck in heaven??

  17. Thinking the earth is going to just “end” on a day is without reason. I’ve done my own research on things like the rapid decline of earths magnetic field and other plausible conditions that would bring on a massive global change. I’m convinced we have less than 20 years before we get sent to the bottom of the ocean like other civilizations before us.

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