The Inglorious Return of the Caption This Photo Contest

Noseless Child

Noseless Child

My water-damaged laptop, which barely, but nonetheless survived Hurricane Maria, so-so worked for a couple of months after taking the hurricane beating, but finally quit and irrecoverably died a few days ago. I don’t currently have many means to get back on the feet, so Best Gore will be on stand by for a few weeks. I understand if any of you feel like there is nothing left for you here anymore, and whereas the website officially ceased its operations on July 25 of this year, moving on would seem like the appropriate way to go.

For those who wish to stick around for whatever may come next, here’s the inglorious return of what Best Gore was the first to introduce, and wannabies copied to forever exist as the sloppy seconds.

I’m only on a phone so this is the best I can do. Now it’s your turn. Show me what’s the best you can do with and caption this photo if you can. The best caption will choose the winner of the next caption a photo contest.

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482 thoughts on “The Inglorious Return of the Caption This Photo Contest”

          1. @TeamDilf

            What do you say we bury the hatchet, and start out fresh, my man? Cause life is much too short for needless arguments. B.T.W. A Fundraiser has begun in the Forum Sections
            Announcements Page, if you care to help-out, it would be greatly appreciated. 🙂

      1. Brokeback. I take my hat off to you, pal. You’re an evil genius.
        Yeah I got it, the noses.
        Never mind eating a woman, it’s also easier to French kiss a woman if you don’t have a Roman nose.
        I remember when I tried that for the first time. The heads have to tilt at opposing angles but the noses can still collide. There is a sharp withdrawal and bit of laughter before re-attempt, haha.

          1. @bloodygoodgore I would of been a virgin forever only if the bitch didn’t force my male member down her throat. Then she said for me to take off my clothes and told me to insert my male member in her rectum. I have been traumatized ever since that calamitous encounter. I wish she would of just left me alone. My theory is that she could sense that my sperm was really dense and she wanted to be impregnated.

        1. My sadly current ex was obviously a 12 in my book, but for her I guess you could say out and about is prolly a 6 or 7 to others and not once did I ever “smell her” If a girl is hygenic and cares about herself it doesn’t matter how ‘hot’ she is her pussy can and will smell like flowers. Or technically a kept up with, not overly washed pussy smells like nothing but skin. But if she’s lacking often showers and/or sweats alot down there due to weight or just cause. Than yes you will get a raunchy smell that no nose should have to be in!!! Lol

      1. Let the kid ponder and come to a revelation. He doesn’t need your whoring tits in his face disrupting his thinking. He needs to concentrate. Whores like you are the ones I dislike the most. Acting like you doing him a kindness by wanting to baby him you’re really helping to make his future that much more difficult.

    1. @BolkovonOsterode

      I have just started a “Fundraiser” To Address this Situation, in the Forums Announcements Page, So please Join-In, if you wish,in order to help us out in re establish Mark with many items, computers, & such, that were damaged and subsequently Lost As A Direct Result Of Dominica’s Unfortunate Hurricane Maria, And Her Wrath. 🙂

    1. We can help change his unfortunate set of circumstances, if we all get together, and pitch-in by get together the necessary funds needed in order for us to help obtain New Computer, Laptop, and other items so he then resume posting Great-Gore for ALL of us to enjoy! So, please visit the Forums Announcement Page for full details on how to do so. And if you can,, “Please Give Generously” 🙂

  1. Umm….FUDGE THAT!!! Why is no one noticing that our beloved editor has lost his means of finding and bringing up content against all tribulations???
    Fuck the pic, fuck the comments….did you guys read he did this with his PHONE???
    Im broke as a bitch right now, just got pulled over today with two hefty tickets but im gonna be the first to say,
    “Mark, if you have a link or something, I will send a contribution, no matter how little, can you just keep it a going a lil more”
    I was around when you said BG was no more, I said “no way”

    Now i just need supporters. All you “lurkers”, please do something too…

      1. I think he doesn’t accept donations cause he doesn’t want anyone knowing where he is for “protection”

        I’d gladly spend 20 bucks a month… Make a GoFundMe account or something, gosh! I love my murder porn just as much as regular porn

        1. We could send money to a PayPal account for him..i know this thread is kinda old. Not sure if a solution has been found yet…he can link PayPal to his private account…we would only know the email link

      1. @HistoryIsViolent

        Your wish has been answered also, please visit the Forum Announcements Page for details on how to help out, so that Mark Can, & Will Resume Posting Great-Gore, For US ALL To Enjoy! 🙂

      1. @SteveVerdell

        If you can exchange it at your local Bank for a 20 dollar bill, and mail it out, we would gladly accept it, because no donation is too big, or small my Good BG Brother. 🙂 Simply visit the forum Announcements Page in order to find-out how to do so, if you were serious, that is? 🙂

          1. @StevenVerdell

            If its all that you truly have then, i would pass for sure my good brother, seriously. But at least you replied, and you were honest about it, and i respect this. 🙂

        1. @keba1976

          You,s are Awesome, and Caring BG Members, to say the least, as all your help will help-out so much. Please visit the Forums Announcements Page for complete details on how to Donate to this so important cause,,, And Thanks So Very Much,,, My Good Brother. 🙂

      1. @effoff
        Hello bro, if you need some assistance in selecting a Donation Option/Method, Just let me know My Good, and Respected BG Veteran, because we can really put your kind dollars to good use.
        Please accept my Thanks For
        Your Kind Offer Of Support 🙂
        Andre your BG Bro!

    1. From a while back ago I sent Mark $100US in bitcoin so maybe this will help but here was his bitcoin address
      14k4gqU1VXa5hHRczsdz1r5J9bHV36GdmJ

      If it changed or what I don’t know but best thing is to contact him through the main page contact cause he got back to me quick, if I could give more right now I would but I hate to play the whole victim card but I just don’t have it, but as soon as I can pony up the cash I’ll do it asap. If anyone knows people with gear then maybe box it up and mail it to someone that can use it?

      1. From a while back ago I sent Mark $100US in bitcoin so maybe this will help but here was his bitcoin address
        14k4gqU1VXa5hHRczsdz1r5J9bHV36GdmJ

        If it changed or what I don’t know but best thing is to contact him through the main page contact cause he got back to me quick, if I could give more right now I would but I hate to play the whole victim card but I just don’t have it, but as soon as I can pony up the cash I’ll do it asap. If anyone knows people with gear then maybe box it up and mail it to someone that can use it? I even have emails that show I talked to him and sent him the money to that bitcoin address so I’m not fucking with anyone, I’ll be happy to contact anyone personally to prove it… thank you. But just ask Mark himself in the main log on page.

          1. @boozer81

            Fuck dude i’ll just send you some *Snow* that *Blow* Around in Canada instead, cause we gots more here than in Colombia, and it’s also free, my man,,, Yep,, True Dat. It also even freezes your nose, and gums, if you happen to get some on it!

            But a Donation would be much better , even a small one would help my good veteran BG Bro, and it would be “Appreciated Bigtime”, If You Could *Please* Help Out My Man. 🙂

      2. Yes Indeed @hootingtooter that is still his BITCOIN Address. And thanks for your past Donation brother. I have now started and official Fundraiser in the Announcements Section of the Forums, if you care to check-it out. And Thanks Again My Man, for your Kind Support. 🙂

    2. @dieselfuel

      Your wishes have come true, as i have started a FUNDRAISING/DONATIONS, Page in the Forums Announcements Section, in order to address this very unfortunate situation that our Brother Mark has found himself in because of no fault of his own. Please visit us and lend a hand in obtaining this important goal of obtaining the necessary funds to furnish Mark with new computer equipment, this way he could resume his Great-Gore Posting Abilities. “”Please Give Generously”” but only if your financial situation allows you to, that is, Thanks. 🙂

    3. @dieselfuel
      I am happy that you have mentioned this, because it shows that you Truly Care about Mark our beloved Best-Gore. So If You Could *Please Donate* To Our Fundraiser, It Would Be An Epic Move That Could End-Up Resonating Through, And Encouraging Other Good, Caring Best-Gore Members to Follow Suit And Do The Same Kind Gesture as you did as a result of it. 🙂

          1. 21 months in the slammer? He’ll be fucking the knot hole in the floor and the key hole in the door, if he doesn’t marry and get conjugal visits with Photo Caption Kid first!

  2. Some monkey branching whore told me to my face “You Stink” !!..
    I don’t smell anything! …. My neighbor’s have not very f that
    seven feline pets & thus change their litter box every day, she says “our house does NOT’ smell like Cat Piss*”….

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