The Inglorious Return of the Caption This Photo Contest

Noseless Child

Noseless Child

My water-damaged laptop, which barely, but nonetheless survived Hurricane Maria, so-so worked for a couple of months after taking the hurricane beating, but finally quit and irrecoverably died a few days ago. I don’t currently have many means to get back on the feet, so Best Gore will be on stand by for a few weeks. I understand if any of you feel like there is nothing left for you here anymore, and whereas the website officially ceased its operations on July 25 of this year, moving on would seem like the appropriate way to go.

For those who wish to stick around for whatever may come next, here’s the inglorious return of what Best Gore was the first to introduce, and wannabies copied to forever exist as the sloppy seconds.

I’m only on a phone so this is the best I can do. Now it’s your turn. Show me what’s the best you can do with and caption this photo if you can. The best caption will choose the winner of the next caption a photo contest.

Best Caption

Evolution eventually makes eating pussy more enjoyable. – @brokeback

Runners-up

Every time I sneeze, I shit my pants – @puchodog1977

Mark was not impressed at the judges’ final decision when they informed him that he lost the cute baby contest by a nose. – @harumph

Notstrildamus – @lockyuk

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490 thoughts on “The Inglorious Return of the Caption This Photo Contest”

  1. Some monkey branching whore told me to my face “You Stink” !!..
    I don’t smell anything! …. My neighbor’s have not very f that
    seven feline pets & thus change their litter box every day, she says “our house does NOT’ smell like Cat Piss*”….

    1. All these comments are fucking shameful, keyboard warriors piling in to berate a child that’s facing a disadvantaged life to start with. Shame on the lot of you and Mark for leading the whole crock of shit in the first place,

  2. Mark, let us Best Goreans help you with donations.
    Give us HOW info.
    I want to help and i am sure there is at least 10 people more.
    We can raise money for some awesome lap top and site costs.
    C’mon man, give us information.

    Caption?
    “At least nobody will call ME Big Nose!”

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