The Caption This Photo Contest #84

The Caption This Photo Contest #84

The Caption This Photo Contest #84

Caption this photo if you can…

Also, check out last time’s winner here.

Best Caption:

Is the massage oil gluten free? – escapegoose

Runners-Up:

Der Duhr huhha sumtymz I like flyeeing in my dweems hoohuhha – Lio Cho

He chose poorly… – greetsob

Single white female seeking sandwich. Please, no Rye. Provolone a must. Only serious sandwiches reply please. – Dan-A-Conda

That is Eve. God created a perfect human that would not have to defecate. – tas tiger

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226 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #84”

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    1. Please ignore my borrowed entry for I have failed by posting the comment by accident too soon.

      However if thou wish to grant me another chance:

      Aggressive: ?Sir, if I had such ribs I would amputate them!
      Friendly: ?When you fuck it must annoy you, tea-bagging in your cup;You need a drinking-bowl of special shape

      Descriptive: ”Tis a cock!. . .a pussy. . .a hole?A Hole forsooth! ‘Tis a penisular!

      Curious: ‘How serves that AIDS capsule?For scissor-ribs? Or hamac to hold your skin?’

      Gracious: ‘You love the little boys, I think?I see you’ve managed with a fond researchTo find their tiny peckers a roomy perch!’

      Truculent: ‘When you smoke a cock, suppose That the cum spouts from your nose?Do not the neighbors, as the jizz rise higher,Cry terror-struck: “Paris is burning”?’

      Considerate: ‘Take care,. . .your head bowed low By such a weight. . .lest head o’er heels you suck!’

      Tender: ‘Pray get a small jockstrap made ,Lest its bright color in the sun should fade!’

      Pedantic: ‘That beast site BG calls “fleshyvirus” Must have possessed just such a solid lumpOf boner, beneath Fat Bastard

      ‘Cavalier: ‘The last fashion, friend, that hook?To putt from the ruff? ‘Tis a useful bum bandit!’

      Emphatic: ‘No STD, O majestic miss Bones,Can give THEE HIV!?save when the mistress blows!’

      Dramatic: ‘When it bleeds, what a Red Sea! Bring You Own Bitch.

      Admiring: ‘Sign for a Zionist!

      ‘Lyric: ‘Is this a cunt?. . .hide your trident?

      ‘Simple: ‘When is the Auzchwitz monument on view?

      ‘Rustic: ‘That thing a dude? Marry-come-up!’Tis a Nazi rug!

      ‘Military: ‘Point against heteros!

      ‘Practical: ‘Put it in a Thai lottery!Assuredly ‘twould be the biggest prize!

      Such, my dear Facebook troll is what you might have said, Had you of wit or letters the least jot:But, O most lamentable website!?of witYou never had an atom, and of lettersYou have three letters only!?they spell Ass!

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