I’m assuming you have all seen the photo of the crocodile with human hand in his mouth. This photo has been around for a while and unless you are new to teh interweb, you would have seen it already. There’s ongoing speculation whether the picture is real or whether the hand was photoshopped in. I do not know the answer to that one for sure, but there is a story claiming that it’s real.

In the picture below the croc is a man by the name of Chang Po-yu. The man is a veterinarian who shot said crocodile with tranquilizing darts and when the 400 lbs beast fell silent, he went to pull the darts from its body. As it goes with horror stories, the croc was not quite out yet and snapped at Chang Po-yu’s hand severing it with a single snap of the teeth. That’s allegedly the real story behind the picture.

Now to the new feature – Best Gore should be supporting mobile devices now. I’ve made some changes but since I don’t own a cell phone that enables mobile browsing, I was not able to verify that. I know the site was previously completely busted on mobile browsers but I believe it should be all fixed up. Can anyone with a mobile phone verify whether it displays correctly and let me know? Cheers

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As 2009 is drawing to a close (some parts of the world are already in 2010) I wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year. Best Gore has reached another milestone when traffic for December grew to more than 400,000 unique visitors a month, with almost 5 Million page views. Here’s to a more successful 2010. May you all kick ass.

Water Torture Image by © Stefano Bianchetti/Corbis

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Hello fans of quality gore,

Best Gore has reached major milestone and we’re going to celebrate by sharing the success with you all. Towards the end of last week, the website got torturously sluggish due to increasingly growing popularity. I have immediately reacted by started working towards server upgrade. The website is now hosted on a two processor dedicated server with four times as much RAM as it had before and all other hardware upgraded for much better performance. Speed issues should be resolved now and website much more responsive and faster in all aspects.

The growth of popularity has been exponential last few months and we have just reached 2 million page views a month. Best Gore gets over 5000 unique type in visitors a day. Type in visitors are people like you – people who bookmarked Best Gore and visit every day (there is a chunk bigger than that sent from search engines and about half that many from referring sites that link to Best Gore). You are the most important part of this website and I would like to offer this opportunity to share success of Best Gore with you. There are two ways for you to do so:

All Registered Members Have Been Upgraded to Contributors

That’s right. Each and every one of you who have registered for an account on Best Gore main site have had their profiles upgraded from Subscribers who can post comments, to Contributors who can post content on Best Gore. This upgrade was applied to absolutely everybody who has registered so far. If you log in to your profile now, you will see new fields there that allow you to post content on Best Gore. Others will be able to comment on what you have posted. Imagine the bragging rights

Free Advertising

If you have your own website and are a registered member of Best Gore, send me a message from an email address you have used to register on Best Gore with info about your website and I will post a link to it on the most prominent area above the fold of Best Gore. Depending on a number of requests I get, your link will be there for a period of 1 week to one month with no extra obligations on your part. It will be served on first come, first serve basis. As valued reader of Best Gore, you will get a link to benefit from high traffic this website gets. Please make sure your website is hosted on a powerful enough server as if your link is interesting, incoming traffic may crash it.

A few things to keep in mind:

Only links to quality sites will be posted. No affiliate codes, no pyramid schemes or get rich bullshit. No free iPods, no punch a boxer to win a prize or fill up surveys to make money. Respect the fact that visitors to Best Gore are internet savvy people who know how to use search engines. Don’t offend them with your bullshit. Any requests for bullshit links will be ignored.

On the other hand, personal sites of any sort, quality blogs (no pop up hell, for crying out loud and nothing that installs trojans or has exit consoles or some other user not friendly crap), your own business yu run, etc – those will be linked for free with no obligation on your part. At present time this is only available to people who already have an account an Best Gore. It’s the way to show appreciation to those who supported the site from the beginning. This may be extended in the future, but at present time is limited to our most valued members.

Contributor’s Dos and Don’ts

TITLE
Title must always be descriptive. It must clearly and undisputedly describe the content. Don’t post generic titles. For example “Bombing in Iraq” is way too generic. Make it clearer so there is no doubt what your post is all about. For example “Bombing in Iraq Leaves Four People Burning Alive in the Street”. Capitalize first letter of each major word in a title. Never post misleading titles ever.

TAGS
Add any and all tags that relate to the content. Enable readers to find your post easily. If it’s a video of a beheading, make sure you include all relevant tags, such as Beheading, Beheaded, Decapitation, Headless, etc. Everything that a regular reader may search for and would apply to your content should be included in tags.

DESCRIPTION
Expressing your feelings when writing descriptions is fine. It makes it more personal, rather than sounding like general reporting. Instead of saying that “Civilians have been targeted in latest bombing in Baghdad”, try to say “Suicide bombers in Iraq won’t stop at nothing. It almost seems as if they were going for a head count. Targeting not only military objects, but also civilians have become the norm. The bombing in this video shows aftermath of an attack aimed at civilians and many paid for it with their lives. They would be walking down the street to get to work and then “BANG” and half of their head was blown off…….” that’s just an example but that’s basically what descriptions should be like. Make sure you use relevant keywords in the text often. Bombing should be used several times, Iraq as well, war as well, explosion, etc. These words should be reused over and over. Whatever appears in the tags needs to be the most used phrase in the description.

VIDEOS
When you’re embedding videos, make sure you are on an HTML tab. If you are on a Visual tab and paste in an embed code, it will be busted. You should be on HTML code at all times. Having some understanding of HTML would help, but is not necessary.

PICTURES
All pictures need to be watermarked before they are uploaded on a server. This can be done with any image editing software. Uploading is easy, if you have experience with WordPress it will be a breeze, otherwise I could show you how to do it. It’s really easy.

You may want to take a test run posting to Chill Out Videos category. Basically anytime you see a cool video, you can post it on Best Gore. It should go to Chill Out Videos category and all you need is an embed code (provided by YouTube, LiveLeak and most others on the same page where video is), paste it there, write a brief description and good title and post it. Once you get a hang of posting on Best Gore, then you can move on to post an actual gory content. If you have previous WordPress experience and feel confident about Gore content, go right ahead. At present time, you all can submit content, but it will not appear on the site immediately. I will review it and approve, unless you abuse the system. After you have posted a couple of usable posts, I will upgrade your account so your post will appear immediately.

Looking forward to hearing from you all )

Mark

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Best Gore is looking for guest bloggers to post for millions of readers that the site gets. I don’t think it’ll get you laid, cause it that was the case, I’d already get some, however it’s been proven now scientifically that people who guest blog on Best Gore are well endowed and attracted to the members of the opposite sex (unless they’re gay in which case they are attracted to the members of the same sex). It’s true!

If you have nice collection of your own, unwatermarked gore or know where to get it from, you may already qualify. You should have a decent command of English language and write coherent, captivating and thought provoking articles. This is something I entirely fail at, but hey… that’s why I’m looking for guest bloggers, right? Perhaps if someone else posts on Best Gore, then we’ll actually have articles to go with pictures and videos that are factual and an overall good read.

If you’d like to give it a try, shoot me an email – munclefecker [at] yahoo.ca with a sample article. Experience using WordPress platform would be a strong plus. I’ll set you up with a test account and let you make a post. I will review it before it’s published but if all is fine, you will have a full featured publisher account so you’ll be able to post articles that will be published immediately, and you could post as many as you want. Regulars who comment all the time only need to send me the nick under which they post. If you also contact me from an email address associated with that nick, I will take a look at your comments and if you are eloquent and make sense with comments, I will set you up with full features publisher account right off the bat.

Who’s up for the slash?

Thanks to Breanna for lead to the picture. Source: gelbooru.com

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I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the contributions of each and every one of you. Best Gore prides itself on having the best readers in the world and it has proven highly effective in nailing the story behind every photo or video posted. As you surely know, I always get the shit wrong, but I always get the backing from you who fix the inconsistencies so the information is correct. That’s why I came with an idea of a “Brain Fart” post. We’re gonna give it a try and if it works out, we’ll make it a regular feature on Best Gore. If it fails, we’ll never speak of it again and pretend it has never happened. Ever!

Since you’re all too damn lazy to post in forums, “Brain Fart” will offer a space for each of you to be me and write up your own story that’s behind the media posted. If you make your post stand out from the rest, you could be invited to become a Best Gore editor. If you have interesting media you would like to suggest for use in “Brain Fart” feature, please send it to munclefecker [at] yahoo.ca

Happy posting )

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