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Damn! Just how is he going to… At least it’s his right hand. Your turn again. Caption this photo is you can. Thanks a lot Mao for the pic Best Caption: Man! That was a really long movie – kzxy … Continue reading
Not sure this one can be captioned, but give it a try anyway. First time trying an animated gif for the caption photo contest. It’s fake, don’t turn it into a discussion on whether it could be real. It’s just … Continue reading
Speared by metal pole. Caption it if you can.
Every zombie’s favorite treat… Brain Slurpee! – Joe112358
Looks like the forehead seal was installed properly. – drccoco
Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece was white and frilly
She used to throw it in the air
And catch it by the willy – Crazeone
Gots me some bling – Graugeist
I got to give you guys uber props for latest Caption Contest. So many incredibly awesome caption I had incredibly hard time narrowing them down to a few. Great job ya’ll. Now see if you can caption this sexy chap.
This is the hardest, ” WHERE’S WALDO,” ever ! – Graugeist
Today on Extreme Hoarding : Testicles – BostonJeffrey
This sure beats the hell out of “WHACK A MOLE” – Graugeist
balls to you bro, balls to you. – sigmazxcs
Do you still think your sex life sucks?
Caption this one if you can
For God’s sake woman – it’s only CALLED a blow job. You don’t really blow! – billyboy
warning: turn off the hydraulic penis pump if you feel sleepy – cut
boy the fuck this man does makes charlie sheen a priest – anarchal
This is not the balloon animal you would want to give to your kids. – Butters
so THATS what happens when you swallow a watermelon seed! – chrisashe96
Then Bubba said: “Hey watch me light this here rocket outta my shorts.” – Graugeist
You think YOU’RE blue-balled? Ya. Try being Mormon. – DaJoka
Last Caption This Photo Contest had some amazing replies so I had to do an extended edition of runners-up and still was short on space. See how you can do with this one.
Have you got the drill of things, darling? – dangerous thoughts
These damn Japanese sex dolls always come with a few missing parts! – THATSBRUTAL
We used to have the most boring sex life. Then wee started doing meth, and all that changed. – BubbaZinetti
Black & Decker. The toughest tools, for the toughest bitches – DiabolicalDamsel
WOW …. She looked really ” BORED” ! Actually…she does doesn’t she? – MedEx
The new way to motor boat – Butters
Give me your best necrophiliac caption for this photo…
Of corpse I’ll have sex with you silly – squee
I think I dated her… And I see she is still the same in bed. – Graugeist
Jeffrey Dahmer on Prom night – kopterkid76
Necrophelia! Putting a whole new spin on “cracking open a cold one” – SamDJ
Would it KILL you to move at least a little bit? – Tetragrammaton
Come mate, she’s Dead…. At least stick it in her ass!! – quagmireisgod
I guess God needed a cum dripping whore. – noel5175
Your turn again. Caption this photo if you can.
Fuck me that chick likes it rough, really rough. – SamDJ
OK smartasses… Anybody else here think it might be “cool” to take a “quick peek” inside the Ark? – Joe112358
Hey guys, listen, seriously. I can walk its fine, my face ALWAYS looked like this. Tell Captain America that I’ll be over for tea on Saturday. – Joker
Yarghh! I went down on that blue waffle chick, and….fuuuuck! Me face is ruined! Yarggghh! – Gorphan