The Caption This Photo Contest #53

Honestly, it’s not the pierced penile glands this man sports, nor the stainless steel clamps on both testes, nor the high gauge stretchings he’s got on both sides of already stretched ballsack, it’s the bloodied anus that’s probably as stretched as that of goatse that’s most unsettling about this photo. With ballsack this stretchy and … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #53”

The Caption This Photo Contest #52

Caption this photo if you can. Best Caption: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, pull the pin on that stink bomb. – Swine Runners-up She’s a real stick in the mud. – THUNDERLOAF Fudgecicle! Get Your Fudgecicles here! – Graugeist the start of a beaver dam… – Mr.Ragoo Honey, your new fiber diet sucks. It’s … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #52”

The Caption This Photo Contest #51

You have totally killed me with the latest Caption Contest – scores of winner captions made it incredibly difficult for me to narrow it down to just a few top ones. Let’s see if you can do just as well with this one. Best Captions Crow: “I’ll fit myself inside this carcass and fly this … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #51”

The Caption This Photo Contest #50

Caption contest #48 had such amazing entries I didn’t think it could ever get any better. I was wrong. You guys totally slayed at #49. I was tempted to post about 4 dozen best captions cause that’s about how many were worthy of the title but it would push the contest out of its traditional … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #50”

The Caption This Photo Contest #49

Caption this photo of brains in a bathtub if you can. Best Captions: The answer is in there somewhere. – muzza Great minds sink alike. – loluntilmypie Runners-up: These were all of the college wash-outs – Graugeist A zombies wet dream – moos_on_the_grind Hmmm… I had a different kind of think tank in mind – … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #49”

The Caption This Photo Contest #48

Different type of Caption Photo Contest. Try this one if you can. Thanks a lot Lilith for the pic. This pic got so many absolutely precious captions, I had to expand both Best Caption and Runners-up sections and still had to leave many gems out. Brilliant job you guys. Best Caption : Is she trying … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #48”

The Caption This Photo Contest #47

Caption this photo if you can. Best Caption: Decrapitated – Dylemma Runners-up: You think YOU gotta a bowl cut? THIS is a bowl cut! – BIG JOHNSON Cause stacking cans on your head and drawing penises on your face when you passed out was so 1990’s. – drccoco The third time in rehab, Jim was … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #47”

The Caption This Photo Contest #46

Caption this butthurt photo if you can. Best Caption: Am I gay? Am I straight? I just dont know I’m still on the fence with that one! – spiceyballs Runners-up: Shoud have gone to Specsavers. – SamDJ I don’t always enjoy sticking things in my ass, but when I do I go for De fence! … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #46”

The Caption This Photo Contest #45

The nigh indestructible eye – the fascination never ends. Caption it if you can. Best Caption: I know I said I liked a chick with bedroom eyes but this one is PSYCHO! – Graugeist Runners-up: Sacrifice to the goddess “eye-sis” – Imale Now eye’ve seen everything! – Gerd Eye Candy! – Shifty I told everyone … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #45”

The Caption This Photo Contest #44

Damn! Just how is he going to… At least it’s his right hand. Your turn again. Caption this photo is you can. Thanks a lot Mao for the pic 😉 Best Caption: Man! That was a really long movie – kzxy Runners-up: That guy’s flaky – uamazme Pimp slapping bitches since ’76 – BostonJeffrey Stanley’s … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #44”