Check out the trailer for the movie titled Illegal Use of Hands. Apparently the movie is based on a true story.
I’m supposed to go door to door telling everyone that… I’m a registered sex offender…
Sometimes being a monster isn’t such a bad thing. Illegal Use of Hands is directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts, co-directed and written by Ryan Ridley and stars Brady Novak, Matt Braunger, Kyle Kinane, TJ Miller, Jenny Flack, Eric Acosta, Mark Teich, Danny Jelinek, Eric Price…
According to Guinness Book of World Records, Tatiana Kozhevnikova is a woman with the strongest vagina in the world. She could blow you up like a balloon through your penis by vaginal extractions. I made that one up, but she still has world’s strongest vagina and can squeeze shit tight enough to lift heavy balls. Chicks need to quit putting pics of Robert Pattinson on their walls and replace them with pics of Tatiana Kozhevnikova. She’s true inspiration. Train your pussy so it’s not loose like a bucket of grease.
Tatiata Kozhevnikova is a 42 year old Russian woman from Novosibirsk. She’s been working her pussy muscles out for 15 years by inserting Murano glass ball into her vagina and forcing it out with just the use of vaginal muscles. After initial hardship, Tatiana Kozhevnikova trained her vagina to be quite strong and flexible and eventually got herself a custom made balls to push her own limits. One of the custom balls is inserted into a vagina while other(s) are connected to it with a string. You lift them up and swing around. Tatiana Kozhevnikova says every woman should exercise their vaginas to improve their sex life. Sigh, I have yet to meet a woman who would care about man’s sexual pleasure. Anyone got number on Tatiana Kozhevnikova?
Awesome ad from the Netherlands is almost good for Best Gore but still fine as video on YouTube. The ad is main to promote pain free gutting of the fish by showing what it would look like if a stripper was “stripped” off her guts. Well done. Wakker Dier!
Air New Zealand came with an amazing idea aimed to make people pay attention to their safety videos – by having flight attendants and pilots naked in the video, only wearing body paint on bare skin. The call the video smartly – Bare Essentials of safety from Air New Zealand.
Great video, even though you don’t really get to see any private parts of any of the sexy flight attendants. It’s all smartly edited to keep you high sprung for that hard nipple somewhere, but it’s never gonna happen. Well, at least you can get off to that weird, but sexy Kiwi accent.
This is one WTF video. A kid with annoying speech impediment grabs a cardboard tube and starts hitting with it on the floor. His cat comes over as soon as she hears that and meows with joy as the speech impediment kid hits her with that cardboard tube. A true Stockholm Syndrome cat. She likes to get hit with a cardboard tube. WTF?
This video is a classic about a dog who likes to bite in the crotch. Owner claims he bit her in the vagina several times. She’s so awesome with choice of words and voice color as she screams, she deserves her own TV show.
This video blew me off my feet. It’s a music video for a Japanese band called SOUR and their song Hibi no Neiro (Tone of Everyday). It features synchronized webcam footage of several people around the world each doing things on the webcam that blend together with what other people were doing on a webcam and together it came out as this absolutely mind-blowing video. Great idea on behalf of SOUR, very well executed and an amazing final result. It’s a bit geeky if you will, but you can’t deny the awesomeness. Two thumbs up to SOUR. I don’t particularly like the music, though. Song has gay feel to it. I think it’s the singer’s voice. Hibi no Neiro allegedly means Tone of Everyday in Japanese.
Crystal Defanti teaches 5-graders at Isabelle Jackson Elementary School in Pleasant Grove, California. She was being a nice teacher and created a DVD for her students before she released them on Summer holidays. Somehow a screw up happened and part of her home made sex tape made it on the DVD. Crystal Defanti did not find out about it until she heard from parents of her students who were outraged as their 5-graders watched the video which switched into a scene with Ms. Crystal Defanti sitting on a couch with her thighs spread like an eagle doing sexy times. Priceless! It only pisses me off that such shit would never have happened to me when I was a 5 grader.