This Brazilian guy was supposedly trying to save a drowning kid but the God of Water swallowed him too. Maybe a fleshy treat for the Kraken but the beast didn’t like the taste of human filth? On a plus side… impressive girth!
Body bloats up as it begins to decompose and as we’ve seen from the photos of tsunami victims, drowned males also end up with puffed up penises. I wonder if this type of decomposition would puff up the labia cause that could fix underdeveloped women.
Props to drccoco for the pics:
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- Rescuer with Flip Flops Wearing Fancy Gloves
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- That’s The Biggest Hard On He’s Ever Popped
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- Bloated Penis and Balls Look Like Saline Injection Inflated Genitalia
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- Penis Cannon Ready to Fire
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Wet fat dick, yes very sassified.
Ball Park Franks, They Plump when you Soak em
I wonder if anyone has ever fucked a rigamortis dick?
errr… isnt that called necrophilia?
Sassified? Oh behave you sexy beast.
roar.
Blowjob might hurt from now on..
It appears becoming a floater is the only way I’ll ever have a huge cock. Those penis pumps and enlargement pills aren’t working for shit. Allahu Akbar.
How do they say Allahu Akhbar in Hawaii?
pretty much the same way they say it in the netherlands jack. praise be to allah.
Hey mouse…..watch those pumps my friend,they can tear a muscle or cause a rupture.
We have a floater and your thinkin’ of underdeveloped labias? Haha Nice Mark!
And here’s Dr.C showing us his gay side
It was actually intended to show my appreciation for trannies..
HA ! HA ! good comeback mr. drccoco
Right on thedre.
Don’t kill me next Doc!
Is anyone else wondering why this guy was trying to, apparently, save a drowning kid naked?
Or was he just raped by mermaids and sirens?
If you can cut and paste the naked pic of the day over the cannon ready to fire, you have some pretty hot action there.
Wheres @jack??? Mr. Mehoff we have a task for yoooou!!!
Aw, i might get into trouble with that Lauren, Ya know, copyright stuffs more especially in-site ads like npotd.
Dead dude is just showing off. Any old corpse can do pointers with their fingers, he took it to the next level. He loses points for no flip flops though.
Nice profile pic
Thanks, you too! A great movie, and dare I say our avatars are the two best characters?
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial..
You both have the best characters for sure
Thanks Kels! It seems weird finding several people so quickly who recognize the film, but I guess goth opera isnt so weird fore a gore site.
Haha yeah! Not too uncommon to find people who share similar taste around here.
….a little glass vial?
best musical since cannibal
oh my goodness I’ve wanted to see that movie for so long, I ended up listening to all the songs already and I’ve got ‘Zydrate Anatomy’ stuck in my head xD
I was just about to say that’s what your cock looks like after a saline injection but Mark beat me to it.
It plumps it up but won’t add any length (sorry guys).
Pedo swimmimg. He got sucked under.
My coffee came out my nose I laughed so hard
See, coffee does wake you up.
Hahaha
Is your name rachel? You look like a long lost friend @shadow…
He got sucked under.
It looks like he’s got ‘cock suckers cramp’
Penis pills don’t have shit on drowning to death..
Yea and when you’re dead it takes a lot longer to cum.
forever!
Nah, eventually you cum but I don’t recommend swallowing.
rotten sperm, yuk, green and yellow and chunky.
This is why you don’t see any zombie porn.
Does anybody know if it costs extra to have a surgery filmed?
@phats,
you having surgery, Or have you talked someone you know to have their surgery filmed for our consumption?
I had hurnia surgery in 04′ and the last week its been hurting my balls so I have to see a doc tonight, if I have to have surgery again I’m going to send it in, during my first surgery I busted the greatest bone in history and they had to break it, I got lots of cute smiles from the young pretty nurses,
but mama, you didn’t answer my Q
ya tape it, tape it(beavis voice)
Well, I went to the doc’s and they referred me to another dic, opps, doc, I have to have an ultrasound to see if I need surgery XD
well you can show us the before video. so we have somthing to compare it to ;P
Phats,
I’m sure everywhere has different rules about filming during surgery so you would need to talk directly with them. That is so sweet baby that you are thinking of us though.
Ha Ha, he’s trying so hard to blow a raspberry but he doesn’t have the lung power anymore.
Haha, backfired!
Looks like his ball sack is holding about a liter of water.
Eventually he will spew like a fountain.
So, do they take a syringe and drain it like they do for priapism, or do they put em in the special composite Brazillian coffins while stll pointing north? Be a heckuva suprise to the funeral goers if the coffin lid fell off and revealed ole morning glory.
The embalming process would likely take care of it.
I’m sure it would, i guess I assumed that such things weren’t regularly done in a lot of parts of Brazil. Is there a DaSilva School of the Mortician Arts or something?
omg that face!!!
Great impression of the Cherry Clan candy box art.
From a histologic stand point, the labia and penis are derived from the same embryonic tissue and as such should behave in a similar way.
Simple answer: It will engorge just like the penis.
If you think HE’S wet……………… this is my kinda porn! But seriously, i love that ready to pop look.
Some men do anything to have a boner…
Now that’s what you call, “a chubby”
You don’t call a “chubby”, he comes by himself!
It’s gas building up as he is decomposing. lol
Put that dick up to your ear, and you can hear the ocean.
Yes, you can hear the tide cuming
Hahaha!
Unfortunately it will be the last thing you ever hear out of that ear.
LOL
Especially when that load lets loose.
May be a good idea to fuck in the jacuzzi.
It’s a pity that I haven’t a jacuzzi.
You had me at “puffed up penis”.
not even the most handsome man in the world can win the battle against corruption af death. The only way to inmortalize oneself in aesthetical glory is to commit suicide at the peak of one’s beauty.
or, a person could just try to get over themselves and take the aging process as an invetible part of life and just get on with it. The world is full of extremely handsome men, there is always another one to take thier place.
You said it so eloquently Mama!
Live hard, die young, leave a good looking corpse, right?
Now that really sucks, the guy jumps in to help junior fleshy virus and , he fuckin dies because of it.
He’s now a necro pin up boy.
Blue balls case right there! Empty that ballsack please!
Nice tits.
Hoooooooooootttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll empty it all right, faster than you can say please.
ewww, I’ve just had a horrible thought, if the lips, tongue and meat & two veg blow up like that, do you think his bum hole has as well?
Not pretty. I never knew they blew up like that in drowning victims. Learn something new everyday. What was with the dudes lips?
@lisa
Just fyi, when someone drowns in a canal, there A LOT worse than this… I remember helping pull a guy from a canal years ago(with FD), he was green like the incredibe hulk and smelled like something I can’t describe..he’d only been missing 4days, but I was told because of the high content of bacteria in water,decomp was accelerated..
mmmm, yummy. Good thing I wasn’t eating when I read that. God that had to have been nasty…reminds me of when I was at my brothers funeral.He’d been at the coroners office for over a week, and his body had started to decompose, his arm was leaking formaldehyde. Ewww.
When I went to see my dad at the chapel of rest one day the lady there warned me that my dad had ‘turned’. I was freaking out, ‘Turned?’ fucking ‘Turned?’ What the fuck is that? I’d seen way too many horror films for someone to tell me my dad’s corpse had ‘Turned’.
I hadn’t heard that expression. The funeral home tried to hide it, by covering his arm with the inner lining of the coffin, when I was replacing it, was when I noticed it. It would have been nice if they’d have told me.
I KNOW there are a few girls(or men) here that wanna puff on that. LOL
Balls to that!!!!!
“And for my third and final wish, oh magic genie of the lamp, I want you to cure my premature ejaculation.”
Bad genie, bad, bad genie.
Guess eons trapped in a bottle made genie a little sadistic.
be honest ladies who would still ride the shit out of it? I mean its all puffed up that has to do something to the ole vag right… Hell mark couldnt resist thinking of vag and I feel him.. so who would?
Gross!!! that thing is going to burst real soon.
his mouth looks like he stuck that cock in his own mouth or like a fucked up blow up doll
He wasnt trying to “save that kid”, hes nakie, he was trying to rape that kid i bet
Are you kidding this man is a hero!!! He took off his flip-flops, jumped on his girl with bullets flying after him then tried to save a child while leaving his own boner pointer! HERO!!
I’m more disturbed by his bloated tongue than by his penis.