This welfare homie strikes me as your typical responsible gun owner who’s all over every gun debate on the internet telling everyone he owns guns for protection of his family, bringing up the same three absurd arguments every responsible gun owner resorts to.
This ain’t no motherfucking game for this homie, dawg! It is what it is, homie!
You know you are an ultimate fail parent if your kid grows up to be a wigger. Jews do hell of a job brainwashing the youth with gangsta rap on MTV, but desperate cries for attention on live webcams say a whole lot more about bad parenting. Next time, instead of cutting into your arm homie, aim for your neck.
This happened live on Battlecam (should rename it to Wiggercam):
Video update courtesy of Best Gore member wagdawg. Funny shit:
What People Searched For To Land Here:
- severe self harm
- self circumcision photos
- gore emo
- emo best gore
- female self mutilation video
- emo how to cut
- modified penis pics
- extreme self mutilation video
- extreme body piercings videos
- arm cutting photos
Oxygen thief.
I’ll second that. He’d be much better off serving as fertilizer for an endangered plant species.
he is sexy
@fiend
Ha, awesome!! My thoughts exactly!!
@Fiend
I would love to smoke with you, watch videos and just listen to the witty commentary you provide!
Aw hh… I’d love to have your company!
Cheers hun
No one in my day to day enjoys the things depicted on this site, it would be refreshing to be able to feel…normal? Plus Your avatar has always drawn me in, a heart shaped bud, and it’s good quality shit. Makes me want to smoke lol.
I’m with you on not being able to share BG with my ‘real life’ core of friends.
One of the reasons I was so taken with Mark, BG and the community when I stumbled on here.
Not that I feel ‘normal’ anywhere (why be normal I ask you?), at least I’m not alone here
I’ve tried introducing people… They all have this look of horror… Like i’m going to pull a Luka on them…
Heh heh…
Fortunately my friends already know I am extremely twisted.
Bookmarked for tonight, and in here i’m me, in real life…. Everyone calls me strong, its bit being strong its being shut down and fake :p
I don’t mean my internet persona. I’m a full time nanny.. Have to be all smiles and giggles, not dressed in pajamas binge eating cookie dough reliving the past, its difficult to pretend. I come watch these videos and some times, I’m simply envious of the simplicity of death. But alas, I am greedy and chose to remain despite the daily feelings of remorse and dread.
Suicide is a cowards way out hh hun… you’re not a coward!
I live for the unknowing of what’s around that next corner… just 4 months ago I knew nothing of BG. Now I’m a happy freak.
I can relate to you and your nanny gig hun… I took care of both my parents (who sufferer/d from Alzheimers) for 4 years – tough work and you always have to be “on”.
Now I just take care of Mum as Dude (yes, I called my Dad ‘Dude’) passed away last year.
Hang in there doll… you can always come here and let it all go ~ we’re here for you!
p.s…. some of us Goregians have an email thing going… if you would like to join us email JackMehoff at – [email protected]
I keep different masks for different occasions. This happy one is really hurting my face lately.
Aw hun….
You can take down the happy face and bring on whatever face you want – we can take it
And while I have your attention…
There is a full upload of the film “Liquid Sky” on YT.
I was watching it last night… constant smirk on my face!
Replied to the wrong one, scroll up… Sorry
smoke some fattys!!
Done and DONE
Perfect definition.
Yeah. If he’s as damaged as he claims to be and knows it (and I believe him, I truly do) he should just fuckin’ off himself. What a wretched example of humanity’s descent.
lol wanna be thug its funny he had to do it twice it takes a real man to do it once loser lol
that lil bitch..
Thought you had to be white to be a wigger? This guy is mexican. I hope someone says something bad about Mexicans so we can see LadyLazarus’. ;P
Sorry didn’t see your beaner observation when I had posted my comment!!
No problem. I enjoy your face.
Here I am. Nah, fuck this guy. Wigger, migger, whatever the fuck. This is a joke.
Ladylazuras, it truly is beauty and the beast. A handsome beast might I add.
Haha. Yeah dudes bugged out. Funny vid though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krPhj39Tp30
True that-Luke. He’s a migger not a wigger.
And what’s Jews got to do, got to do with it?
I thought wigger stood for wannabe nigger.
W from Wannabe and IGGER from nIGGER.
Not only is he a wigger, he also sounds like a beaner, and I think “ay-1″ can agree lmao, he shoulda cut long ways instead of sideways tho… Nah cuz mah fahkan homeee!!!
You are adorable.
thanks, I got the new HTC 1 and could finally upload a pic!! After like… 6-7 months… It’s about time lol
he still looks like he falls in the beaner-caucasian category, like the cartel bosses.
MEJICO is like The Lord of the Rings: beaner-caucasian uruk-hai leading hordes of brown and short beaner-ewok orcs to battle each other for all eternity.
You’ve created a new sub species tulio the “ewok-orcs”
in Spain they call ewoks those migrants from certain latin american countries (particularily from ecuador, peru and bolivia) that resemble the star wars creatures by being short, broad, brown and hairy, many mexicans seem to share that same phenotype too….
Especially in the southern states of Mexico
mexican migrants are specifically called “PANCHITOS” in Spain, but are few and tend to get promptly deported back to narcolandia
This guy is a panzy. I’ve seen more blood from a rusty spike in the vein. Faggot, Sucks he’s in that state of mind but come on man!
Do it right. Run the knife with the veins.
Remember kids: down the street not across the road. lol
I’d very much enjoy this idiot making it a weekly special of fileting himself to the bone.
and errmm homie…the point of that was…??
hello??
homie?? Dannnnnng…this sh*t is getting serius up in her, homie!
lol…i still sound canadian….i give up..lol
Fo shizzle Mah nizzle let’s head down into town and score alil brown and turn this frown into a crown. Dowg
my semen + your right eye
lol, he he!
@baked
=very much stinging + possible visine for the following day
@alicatt “Still sound Canadian”… you should be proud of that.
@antivirus
let me get back to you on that
Homie dawg, yo!
You gotta do what you gotta do… for attention seeking? Damnit like Mark already said aim for the neck next time.
This was a failed self dismemberment attempt.
At least we know he is staying inside lol. Who knows what kind of havoc a moron like that could cause with a gun, especially if he’s that pissed about his poor, retarded, gangsta self lol.
sterilize. Now. Kill all of them. Depopulate x4, now.
Phat Dawg got it going on, shizzle my nizzle homeboy, Dem bloodclots always trying to keep a player down.
Foolz not given ya mad respect yo, they dead man walking, when ya cut ya arm they should all be tripping, loving you loads so why de dizzing ya, foolz the lot of dem, peace bro, keep it up dawg.
(Dinner is ready Peter, hurry up before it gets cold)
Ok mum, I will only be a minute, I’m just finishing my homework.
Signing out now dawg, ma boyz just called, I got to go pop a cap in sum punk ass fool.
Peter haha and he probably calls himself P-DOG…what a fag
Ay yo, homie! Does he have a teardrop tatt? Did he get it from prison? Did he take a life? Gang banger? The more teardrop tatts you have the more hardcore you are, you know.. pfft
Dear kels
I will be getting a teardrop tattoo to commemorate the first time I kiss you.
killaj! A kiss from me will instantly earn you 10 teardrops tattoos.
oh that was so fucking romantic………kels is old enough to be your mother, you frolicker
Kels a mother? She dosent look a day over 25!
Thanks, Spanks!
Kels! Looks like ill be filling both cheeks. Haha.
@tulio
That’s not helping my cause. I have a thangggg for those older ladies.
However, I am much older than I look sadly:(
And you old enough to be his daddy, Tulio?!
I could be his mom, if I had him when I was uhh like 8 years old? maybe.
Tulio just jealous wants his own teardrop tatts.
Hmmmm well either way, I hope you’re old enough to be my mamacita. But alas, I doubt it. I just had a birthday and I feel very old.
I think tulio is just havin himself some fun. But yes, ill take a handful of tats bebegurrrrl.
You feel very old? Cut it out!
Yes, Tulio likes to have fun.. lots and lots of fun..
@kels
Yes. Very old :’( I didn’t even light any candles out of spite for my age.
but not to fear, I know the cure. You come pick me up in a minivan dressed like a soccer mom and put me in timeout. Ha!
hahahaha!
Kels, I don’t know if you know this or not. But “hahahaha;)” is german for “sure thang! Id love to take advantage of you and make you ride in my minivan!”
har har har har har
killaj – tsk tsk..!! That I did not know..Behave yourself!
Aww, someone beat me to the Cholo Tear drop tattoo comment.
I doubt this wigger could even express a real argument just like anti gun faggots
Fuckin low-life cunt, probably got refused for permanent disability payments, so this prick tried to show that he is sick in the head, ( which he certainly is ). Just another scum sucking, resource draining pig right there ( boys&girls ).
Disability only pays like 600 usd monthly, I never understood people who were satisfied with that.
He had too many burritos and coronas, too much fat to cut through.
Hey corona is good fucking beer except when they add that salt and lime shit to it that fucks it up…and I’m not a fan of burritos so just blame it on the burritos
In Banana Republic, Corona beer is relatively cheap, for the price its sold here in america, id rather get a SAM ADAMS or a becks.
Anyway, I dont know shit about beer
That’s true the price here in America is bull shit, if your gunna spend $12 on a 6pk of Mexican beer spend it on something really good and I don’t mean Heineken. Newcastle or Blue Moon is the way to go.
I went to Nuevo Laredo a few months back and got stupid drunk with 2 friends of mine with 20 bucks, AND we had money for enchiladas and some reefer later that night. Mexican soldiers dont like when you look them in the eye. Fagitz.
The thing I find most shocking is how this wanna be gangsta gangsta was able to log on to a computer which is probably stolen and operate the live cam then sign on to battlecam, that’s one gangsta gangsta that gots mad computing skills…faggot probably still uses MySpace and shit.
I love all the EMO tags.
God >.> what an attention whore !!! He needs to go out more he should at least exercise that’s a lot of fat in his arms DX
That blood did not want to come out. Reminds me of the Luka vid when he was cutting through his meaty ex.
@kels O.o holy shit so wait why do emos start to bleed when they cut their arms ..? This sorry bastard wasn’t bleeding
It sort of reminds me of when I used to cut the legs off my barbie dolls with a knife, at the thighs.. sawing through that rubbery texture..
If he really wanted to impress his webcam watchers, he should have slit his wrists, vertically. Now that would have been fucking gangsta’.
@kels O.O holy Shs you dissmemberd XD why not burn them ..!!!
I was told not to play with fire!
@kels ^_^ amazing !!
I would like to track this guy down and bully him online till he kills himself
As much as I despise black American culture, it’s assholes from other cultures/races who act like niggers that I hate the most. These people have a chance to be better than that by being fortunate enough to have not been born black, but they choose to act that way, anyway. I do benefit indirectly from these Living Jokes, though, because if it wasn’t for their pathetic ways reminding me of how stupid human beings can act, then I might not have turned out as good as I did.
Now, as far as this cockroach’s antics in front of a webcam go, please… Get a life, man. You’re not tough for cutting your own arm. Let somebody else do it to you during a street fight, and bounce back from it like it’s nothing, and then we’ll see what you’re really made of.
VERY well said sir!
bwaahaha. excellent.I agree totally
Cool avatar, man. One of my favorite comic series, and comic-to-film movies.
My favorite part 1:08
THIS! SHIT! AIN’T! NO! GAME! FOR! ME! DAWG! haha…haha.
Aw.. is someone sad their boyfriend is butt loving some other dude?
Surely this one is in need of a reputable therapist. The one thing I don’t understand is; who’s he speaking to? Who’s ‘Homey?’ “Homey thinks it’s a joke?’ I’m so curious as to who he’s directing this towards.
Surely this one is in need of a reputable therapist. The one thing I don’t understand is; who’s he speaking to? Who’s ‘Homey?’ “Homey thinks it’s a joke?’ I’m so curious as to who he’s directing this towards. This is kind of a whiny thing to do though. Like an overly dramatic ex-g-friend I once had. Come on, that’s broad-shit, dude!
this spic is a fucking pussy!! little attention for the fagot beaner , he should have cut his throat like a real man
What a piece of shit
The reflection in the knife looked more interesting that he did! As for his voice – zzzzzzzzzz.
I’m still unclear on whether or not it’s a game. I’ll have to watch the video a few more times to figure it out.
This ain’t no game homie!
*turns camera off*
mommy can you take me to the hospital?
exactly
God only knows how that fool make it past the age of 13.
fuck antibiotics, ccoco
Yeah Tulio, at least now he can turn to his web cam every time he loses an argument with his parakeet.
at least he has the sense to stay in his house area while hes feeling crazy like that. and not choppin up some random guy outside
Well I guess you don’t have to be a whiny emo to be a cutter
I’ve dealt with this kind of dumbass before. Too chickenshit to go out and do anything. Just sit there and self inflict and holler all that woop woop shit. Cowardly wife beating is prolly in this douches future
I like your pic. you look like a zombie.
Homie just convinced me that he’s mentally handicapped.
Pathetic. The freedom to self mutilate: what Canada gives its citizenry in exchange for giving up the right to keep and bear arms.
What the fuck is he talking about??! Street talk is such garbage coming from anyone’s mouth but especially a white guy’s. This one probably had rich parents and decided to be a rebel. I had a boyfriend like him when I was 19. I was stupidly attracted to what I thought was an excitingly dangerous person, then I met his middle-upper class family who were polite, respectful, and true to their white European heritage. I instantly dumped the guy as the jig was up and I could see through the ruse.
What’s with the lack of blood?? That was a pretty deep slice for such little blood. I’ve nicked myself shaving and bleed a lot more than that there…
Why the hell would anybody want to be black? I’ve been around black people most of my life and they are nothing special. I just don’t get what people see in them, especially white women who date exclusively black men.
Because the white girls are to fat for most of us honkies
Lopan – And you’re so special, right? Let’s hope in your next life, you’re one of chosen ones that can decide what race you WANT to be.
Be black? Some people feel a kind of disconnection when they haven’t a clear understanding of their own (cultural/racial) heritage. Enter youth-targeted media (MTV, pop music/culture, etc). Currently, Black & Latino “street” culture is displayed most prominately. I can’t speak for White women who date black men exclusively; perhaps the Nicole Brown/Simpson post @BG may offer some insight…
Hahaha! Hey Lopansibo- do you think somewhere out there in our world there is a black guy who’s severely depressed and upset that he’s black? It seems like all of them are very much happy to be black and a lot of them carry themselves as if they’re better or somehow more deserving than other people because of it, when personally, I think they fucking stink (literally) and are rude. Where I live, at least 4 times a week, I’ll be driving and see a black person crossing the steet during rush hour traffic paying fuck-all attention to crosswalks, and it’s ONLY blacks that do it!! It’s the damdest thing! And if you happen to be walking and cross paths with one, better get the fuck out of the way because they NEVER take even one step to get out of your way. They will run you over before moving, which again is funny given that they think I’m going to slow my car down or change lanes the next time I see one of them walking slowly across the parkway not at an intersection.
Attention whore?????
Smoke some weed homie, shit.
you don`t go outside cause your a fuckin puss,dawg. scard sumbody whoop dat ass for ya.
Whoever said that beauty is only skin deep was totally wrong. This dude is ugly as fuck on the outside.
I know someone that would do this on cam for me if i told her so but i’m not that cruel
Here’s a “game”, homies! Get some newbie Best Gorians to watch the post, “Four Painters Electrocuted Pushing Scaffold…”. Then, have them guess (or wager $) as to which of the 4 painters will successfully crawl away (Always a surprise, as he caught fire & got zapped Twice). I’ve hosted this game 3 times so far -it’s a great way to initiate newbies (as there’s no blood) & it’s always a relief to see at least 1 of the painters survived. Hey, Mark -we should make this a BG Lite App!
A White Mexican, nigger.
Don’t understand the guy’s ranting in the video other than cries for attention his father he probably doesn’t even know never gave him, fucking wigger,lol.
Maybe I just watch too much horror movies.. but I was kinda expecting more blood.
he’s lucky to be fat . indeed what u see is a cut that doesnt reach mucle and bloodvessel , but it cut only fat , and fat has low perfusion
Stupid TWAT springs to mind,can’t leave the house,but can upload a video to the world….fuckin attention whore.
Ooooooooooooooh ! Just think of all those poor wittle crazy phucs just like this clown who want to come over here and be crazy phucs! Build the fricken fence already!