Caption this photo if you can…
Best Caption
Well what can I say, I’m hooked – Hardy_XD
Runners-up
Salt water fishing… you’re doing it wrong – It was me
Rule # 1. No booze when supervising a fishing trip for German Girl Scouts – Senor Piggy
A whole new meaning to “catching an std” – UgFeedsSlugs
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WTF…….. this guys nuts.
Oh puns
lol, oh spiderman
Damn I want to try this what gauge are those
And so Zeus commanded Hephaestus to chain the One-eyed Monster for all eternity.
Brilliant! Best comment ever
don’t you mean hepatitis?
Wow Christmas ball to hang on a Xmas tree.
Just pointing out that while only 1 testicle is visible in the photo, it is most definitely NOT me!
After losing part of my junk in a sparring accident, I treat what remains with utmost care.
So that’s how Chef Boyardee makes raviollis!
No no no… It goes swivel, hook the the bait!
Looks like Pinhead’s got his meat hooks in another one.
That would look hilarious if the man in the picture drew a face on it so it would look like that scene in the movie where the guy gets the hooks in the face.
What a pussy!!! The fish hooks don’t even have barbs on them….
There once was a guy with no mate,
So he made do with fish hooks and weight
He would stretch and release
But on the wrong piece
Cause winky was 3 and an eighth
lmao
Very nice, Uniballer!
Its Squidward Testicles!
Newest member of the X-men, Mr. Wolerine Balls.
Halloween penis costume mod ~
“…and now ladies, when your guy wakes up from his saturday afternoon nap, you will have his complete and undivided attention for once!”
I hope he doesn’t plan on having any children. I would hate to have those genes and tendancies instilled in scrotum jr.
He’s aiming to have tall kids.
“I only came in for a waxing, what’s my agent gonna say now?”
“This is my crucified nutsack. Bitches love my crucified nutsack!”
Salt water fishing….you’re doing it wrong
win! lol
“Saw XXX”
I can’t believe nobody thought of this one already.
Wait a minute, how did you get the “frank” above the “beans”?
Or the other way around”oops”
Ever have one of those moments when you see something so horrific that you refuse it completely? I watch beheadings and suicides with intrest, but the FIRST thing I thought when I saw this picture was simply…
“No.”
that makes two of us
Mine was WHY.
I have said it before here, nothing upsets me…unless it is this kind of shit…
Keeps crossing my mind..WHY….WHY….
I usually just beat mine off:)
Pissed because he cant get a erection.
Taking ” Prince Albert” to a whole other level!
I should try this.
With a ball sack so well hung who needs a large penis
“Choking the chicken just got real.”
Streched nut sack with a side of little dick
Holy crap! It’s a crotch-hugger!
I ain’t mexican
But we cant have sex again
With your brother
With no rubber
Let your ball dangle like flubber.
“What did you say Baby? Add a fifth hook?”…. I couldn’t do this to a guy. Nope. Don’t ask me to, cause I won’t.
The Hellraiser mechanical penis pump.
The Hellraiser mechanical penis pump.
No pain…no gain.
”Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell.”
Let’s hope so.
He’s got nuts to troll this hard
Finally, I was hoping my ball was bigger than my dick a while back.
“Hooked on a feeling”
Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga Chaka
is it weird that the first thing i noticed was the lone curly hair?
dudes hooked on meat balls
Its a new flower, the Penis Fly Trap.
nice one!!
fly traps aren’t flowers they are modified leaves. The plants themselves do flower once a year (I grow 30 different species of carnivorous plants). Not a very good caption.
“You solved the box, we came, Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures.” … Pinhead Hellraiser
Or my favorite …
“”Unbearable isn’t it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and it’s sound is like razors through flesh.” Yes, it’s a hellraiser penis
Pain for pleasure I guess.
It took five tries to convice others how batshit crazy this guy is!
I think that dicks are kinda disgusting creepy helmet wearing naked snails on two hairy skippyballs, and this photo makes them look even more repulsive.. But he sure can bite the pain that I gotta hand it to him.
Inspired by Steve-O, he thought “challenge accepted”
Butcher and Engineer find a way to prevent testicular cancer from spreading
Restraining a Demon Seed
What happened? I caught crabs of Robocop!
So, you thought you could fuck my daughter and get away with it, did you?
When Miss Trunchball caught up with Matilda’s father, she put his nuts in the chokey!
Rule # 1. No booze when supervising a fishing trip for German Girl Scouts.
I would have a great quote in german, whatever let’s see what I can come up with in english.
Self harming, when it’s just not cutting.
Such a bad one… I’ll bring this one on a emo picture.