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The LADS Bible
07-20-2011, 09:40 AM (This post was last modified: 07-20-2011 09:43 AM by frosty_lady87.)
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Rainbow The LADS Bible
1) Thou shall always live life by the LAD Bible.

2) Thou shall not take the name of the LAD in vain.

3) Thou shall covet thy neighbours breasts.

4) Thou shall spread the seed in as many females as possible.

5) Thou shall drink beer and fornicate.

6) If thy neighbour is fit, thou shall find joy inside of her.

7) Thou shall not lay in the wet patch.

8) Thou shall not claim to have been inside a girl if you have not.

9) Thou shall not covet your friend's girlfriend; you shall not covet your friends wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your friends.

10) If a girl refuses intercourse after a night out, thou shall empty yourself in her bin and leave.

11) If your girlfriend asks you to buy her an ice lolly, thou shall buy her a Calippo so she can practice.

12) Before a night out, thou shall binge on pineapple juice so that your produce tastes like fruit from he sacred garden of Eden.

13) Thou shall invite a girl over to watch a film and watch the first 15 minutes only.

14) Thou shall not commit adultery.

15) Thou shall pretend to agree with everything your girlfriend is saying.

16) Thou shall take a fellow LADS mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.

17) Thou shall always drink more than you can handle.

18) Thou shall not lie. Thou shall merely bend the truth.

19) Thou shall remember the saying, "Up the rectum won't affect them".

20) Thou shall share hot MILF with friend if opportunity arises.

21) Thou shall steam in when the lads need you in a scrap, windmilling like a loon.

22) Thou shall not kiss and tell, but thou shall shag and shout.

23) Thou shall rate all girls out of 10 when informing about conquests.

24) Thou shall not bail thy mate out of jail, rather thou shall be in thy cell with said mate.

25) Thou shall not turn down alcohol when it's offered to you.

26) Thou shall accept any vagina when offered. For any hole remains a goal.

27) Thou shall treat a women with respect. Unless she refuses sexy time.

28) Thou shall not penetrate a Watermelon.

29) Thou shall specialise in creating and distributing exquisite banter.

30) Thou shall always fart in bed and stuff thy girls head under the covers.
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07-20-2011, 12:07 PM
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RE: The LADS Bible
What's a "lad"?

There was a hole here. It's gone now...
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07-20-2011, 06:24 PM
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RE: The LADS Bible
lad = Redneck? xD
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07-20-2011, 06:32 PM
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RE: The LADS Bible
lad = a boy or young man Tongue
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