September 17, 2017 at 11:58 am #98478
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September 17, 2017 at 2:13 pm #98487
Well it feels good when it’s all over and done with, lightens the load. If you were local I’d give you some food so you could experience it.
September 21, 2017 at 9:12 am #98989
Yes it does. Such a proud feeling looking down and seeing a perfectly crafted log. Probably how women feel after giving birth.
September 21, 2017 at 10:37 am #99019
When im depressed and i need to take a shit i just hold it for 1h so when i take that shit it will feel extra good,it helps with depression trust me.
September 21, 2017 at 10:52 am #99026
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Oh it’s a joke is it? Well I can tell you that a bathroom is a mans temple! When you shit you just release all that stress and depression that goes with it. That’s why it stinks so bad. Nothing like laying a big dirty hog nailer
September 22, 2017 at 8:26 pm #99199
amazing best glorious moment of the day… everything is better after.. only other thing close to a orgasam is jamming a q-tip in wet ears
September 23, 2017 at 6:21 pm #99334
My friend had to take a shit in a nice restaurant and when he came back he told us to look in the last stall. He was so proud of his turd, he reached in the toilet, pulled it out and displayed it on the water tank on the toilet. That thing had to have been a foot long. It was quite the sight to see on a Sunday morning.
September 24, 2017 at 3:55 am #99376
That’s fucked up @PIGgray! Not PG at all. I have a few questions.
Did your friend just reach right in there and cradle his new pal with his bare hands?
Did you notice if he left prominent, brown tinted finger prints on his wine glass after returning to the table?
Did he learn this nifty trick from many teenaged Prom Queens before him?
September 24, 2017 at 4:08 am #99377
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Yes. Hope I was helpful.
September 21, 2017 at 1:35 pm #99054
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Channel 6 News
Tonight we sadly can report that a man by the name thedre has resorted to live scat eating to pay for his HEROIN addiction. In other news Svensk is a cuck.
September 23, 2017 at 4:18 pm #99331
You speak the truth Rev Dilf. Some pick scabs to pass the time and some take a shit. Literally, take your shit and pop it into a large zip-lok bag.
Do not trust such scat rustlers. They place it on a shrine and polish the corn fragments to shine like the gold in my shoelaces. They will place the Alpha logs in their yard. This scat-scraping is the closest they will ever get to true greatness. The girth of an Alpha turd shall be prominently displayed resting upon ONLY the finest fescues surrounded by finely manicured hedges.
Fecal financing is becoming a heavy trend. Alpha scat, pinched off in 10oz logs are now being traded on the commodities market and soon on NASDAQ.
Betas are not so bad. After all, they are 1st place Omegas. I feel sympathy as they come to me bringing gifts. Beware my Alpha proclaimer! Some bring gifts with larceny in their hearts. They bring the finest cuisines cooked in their modest homes in hopes of rich returns in the form of superior Alpha duke. They hide in the shadows then disguise themselves as a golden toilet in your bathroom. They want you to read the Wallstreet Journal while dropping mondo cash with peanut tones into their laps.
Heed these warnings. If your golden toilet hands you the sports page or sneezes at your peppercorn crusted prime rib residues, you sir have a felonious beta under your rich anus.
September 24, 2017 at 7:05 am #99386
Absolutely Rev Dilf.
Maybe a twist on the old ‘fly in the soup’ gag could be employed.
“Excuse me waiter. I hate to be ‘that guy’, but there seems to be a mondo duke overlapping my soup bowl and wilting my salad. I checked its pulse and found that it hasn’t been properly cooked.”
Regarding your near envenomation at The Ritz by the Carleton Stink Snake, aka, Indian Cuisine Slab Snake, count yourself lucky. Many bite victims find that their ass rim has been impregnated with fertilized Slab Snake eggs.
While this is a serious affliction to humans, in California, giving birth to ass eggs is a sporting event enjoyed by the depraved and sanctioned by the LGBT.
Shitting only in Dom Perignon will prevent a bite from occurring. Also, the sparkling bubble action will leave a golden sheen on your nut sack.
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