I give batons to homeless people

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  • #88247

    Road Pavement
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    I like to give batons to homeless people so they can defend for themselfs.

  • #88476

    Raving Mad Pigeon
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    Haha i saw the title and thought you were going to say: “so they can whack each other.”
    I dunno. I just assume everything on this site is violent or gory by default. Suppose im wrong.

    • #88488

      Road Pavement
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      I give batons to them to hunt pedophiles but then again I have seen hobos wack each other over liquor

  • #88817

    Sounds interesting I suppose they do need to defend themselves,And sounds like a good thing to do. But just a joke do to ever get them to have a bum fights,You could charge​ people people to watch,And buy more batons. But seriously good stuff pedophiles need hunting down,Keep up the good work.

    • #105864

      Road Pavement
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      I know someone bought a lot of them and giving them to homeless people just for that reason

  • #105868

    Hoping for Nemesis
    Participant

    I thought you were giving them cheerleader batons to brighten their day.

  • #105953

    Lord Wankdust
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    A small tub of lube could transform that sex-batonphallus into a useful love toy for the homeless anal-enthusiasts and for the crusty street women whose dried-up cunts wont ever see a cock again.
    I salute you for your generosity, but you should maybe pre-lube them as I understand some of the homeless might find raising lubricant-money a challenge.

    • #105959

      Road Pavement
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      That’s nasty what you do to your kids

  • #106507

    Road Pavement
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  • #108950

    Road Pavement
    Participant

    This may be longer so hobos and other minorities can defend themselves against hate groups.

    • #109242

      Lord Wankdust
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      The additional length will allow some deeper anal probing for the hobo. It should be washed after each use and then re-lubed for the next user.

      • #109244

        Road Pavement
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        Hay you could do that in prison, Their is prisoners using those on each other

      • #109257

        illegalsmile55
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        @lord-wankdust,

        Your tags gave me a thrill. I know where to go when I need a chuckle and a semi-jolly.

  • #109294

    Lord Wankdust
    Participant

    I think they use these ones in prison.

    Steel Dildo Baton.

    Although the steel does look smooth, I think it would still be advisable to lubricate them. Obviously not for really bad prisoners like child abusers and murderers. But they would probably enjoy it anyway.

    @illegalsmile55

    • This reply was modified 3 months, 3 weeks ago by  Lord Wankdust.
  • #109301

    MasterPlan
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    lube

    A public lubricant dispenser would be an effective solution for the problem. It would serve the community and hobos could acquire special cards that grant than free access to their basic needs. I agree prisoners should have a very limited access to it and their batons shortened as exemplified above.

    • #109358

      Lord Wankdust
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      @masterplan

      @roadpavement

      I think your beautifully illustrated example of a high volume, public-access, cost-free lubricant supply on every street corner is an example of Humanity which we can all learn from. Imagine a few of those lube-towers spread around our villages, towns and cities (I am actually imagining one at the entrance to my dark Scottish glen). Senior citizens would be performing anal fisting-frenzies on each other while RoadPavement’s sex-hobos knocked one another senseless with lubricated clubs and stylish steel dildo-batons. Paedophiles would be hosing it into kindergarten playgrounds.
      Here in Scotland, assuming it was an oil or lard-based lubricant, we would be deep-frying our Haggis, Shortbread, Milky Ways and Pies with it, year round.

      • This reply was modified 3 months, 3 weeks ago by  Lord Wankdust.
  • #109348

    Road Pavement
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    Is it human shit a natural lubricant?

    • #109360

      Lord Wankdust
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      @roadpavement “Is human shit a natural lubricant?”

      I think you might have answered your own question there. For some people it always has been.

      On another thread I pointed out that the “new generation” of sex dolls might have a semen-holding capacity of a few litres before needing emptied… but that the “new generation” of sex dolls for anal specialists, rather than needing emptied, would actually need filled and regularly topped-up with a fresh supply of the brown.

      I have been thinking about The Future of Love for the last few minutes. It is not a pretty picture.

      • This reply was modified 3 months, 3 weeks ago by  Lord Wankdust.
    • #109367

      MasterPlan
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      It depends on what was eaten earlier that day. No, of course not @roadpavement. The oil price have never been so low. Lubricants are items of basic necessity and should be readily available, but they are not! Considering the size of batons you choose to give to the hobos near your area, not only I agree they should come pre-lubed, you also gonna give them a problem, as they will definitely require more lube. They are hobos anyway, why you would give them batons this size? A shorter version certainly would be more appropriate and I understand the metal one needs less lubricant. I just sign a petition requesting the installation of such dispensers and since you made this post I thought you should know.

  • #109371

    Road Pavement
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    Ok I am not sure why you people think batons are for thrusting up people’s anus but I then again a base ball bat would do, You can ram a base ball bat up a persons anus like a cartoon regardless what it’s make of.

    • #109372

      illegalsmile55
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      View post on imgur.com

      • #109375

        Lord Wankdust
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        @illegalsmile55

        You took the roadpavement idea of a baseball bat. You transformed the Humane lube imagery from MasterPlan. You drove the shit-smeared wheels of your Hell-Bike past the dark entrance to my wee quiet glen to the pussy-slimed, cocksnot-crusted and vomit-stained streets of hobo-sex nightmares. Now where exactly in the wretched and doomed arse-crack of Hell’s Satans did you arrive at that monster image? What did you do to the guy afterwards? I hope he at least got some kind of pity-wank.

        The addition of the tightly wound gaffer tape to the hapless cock of the horribly drunk masturbator is a subtle touch of genius in a wank gone very, very bad. The wretched, regret-torn face is all too familiar.

        As the New Year yawns empty and forlorn, with little hope of any cheerful minge-dawn in the near or distant future, I have been considering dusting down and oiling-up my bicycle-powered gentleman’s masturbation engine out of storage from my closed off old stable block. That gaffer tape has given me ideas which are wasted on hobos and do not require lard-lubricated baseball bats stretching the ringpiece…

        It seems incredibly discourteous to even mention Richard Thompson in the same post… so I wont! Love that man!

        • This reply was modified 3 months, 3 weeks ago by  Lord Wankdust.
      • #109378

        illegalsmile55
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        @lord-wankdust

        I have to give thanks to @acneska, that pic is from a forum thread called, Plastic wrap and baseball bat, in the fapping section/naked boys. I’ve learned much about the depravity of human beings in the forums.

        My minge enjoys the throaty throttle of a two wheeled vibrator, preferably American made, 80 cubic inches or greater…but a Vincent or Ariel would suffice. What do you own?

        I love him too!

      • #109412

        Lord Wankdust
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        @illegalsmile55 “What do you own?”

        I got the Fairport BBC Sessions 4CD set. The Sandy Denny Complete 19CD Box. Complete Studio Fairport Convention up till about 1984 and all of the Richard and Linda T albums. Probably about half of his output since after Linda.

        My “bicycle-powered gentleman’s masturbation engine” never got beyond the poorly functioning prototype to be honest. My mode of transport is a second-hand German hatchback and I don’t own one of them baton things and have only ever seen pictures of them. I’ve never even seen a Public-Access Lube-Silo like MasterPlan illustrated and I’m not even sure they exist.

      • #109413

        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        @lord-wankdust
        LOL. “…since after Linda” I don’t know why that tickled me.

        I heard, Under my Stone yesterday while at work. Got me in a RT frame of mind. The line, “did you count your fingers after shaking my hand?” makes me smile. πŸ™‚ Do you like John Mayall? I’ve seen him a few times, he was in his 60’s then…but still jammed.

      • #109423

        Lord Wankdust
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        @illegalsmile55 “LOL. β€œβ€¦since after Linda” I don’t know why that tickled me.”

        Because of my age I couldn’t remember the name of his first solo LP since “Henry The Human Fly” and I had to go and check so now I know I should have said “since Richard’s ‘Hand of Kindness’ LP in 1983”. That was 35 years ago. Jeez.
        I saw him that year and the following year just before he put out ‘Across a Crowded Room’. I still have both on vinyl of course (cos there were no CDs back then). Mayall’s a bit too trad for me. Nothing against the guy – he’s served his time well. Just doesn’t beat my meat.
        I accidentally picked up an original vinyl copy of “Bright City” by fellow scot Miller Anderson for pennies at a car-boot sale a few weeks back. I’d never heard of him. It has hardly been off my turntable since. Wow. What a record. Seriously. Drop your baton and listen to this LP.

      • #109425

        illegalsmile55
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        @lord-wankdust

        Wicked music find! Seriously.
        This guy has played around. I’ve spent the last hour reading about and listening to him. I’m putting off snow shoveling and baton twirling quite effectively. Thank you. The first song reminded me of Steve Winwood, I guess the keyboards actually did. Great voice, fine picking.

      • #109380

        O
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        Look how meditative he is even though his balls are about to explode.

      • #109385

        illegalsmile55
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        @1purple8
        I’m grossed out that he has his glasses on. He must have a mirror in front of him so he won’t miss a thing…feeling it shoved a foot up his ass isn’t enough, he wants to see it. πŸ˜›

    • #109374

      MasterPlan
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      You can give them batons or baseball bats to the hobos, but without the lube THEY WILL HURT EACH OTHER AND OTHERS. I praise your intentions as well but the items you choose indeed scare me. I guess I can’t argue with anyone’s preferences, each person a different size… don’t you think they should also have a knife to defend themselves? Those batons would last longer, especially without lube.

      • #109377

        Lord Wankdust
        Participant

        Hobo-sex, lubed and unlubed baseball bats, batons and medical-grade steel dildo-batons.

      • #109414

        MasterPlan
        Participant

        Sorry guys… I’m still in a bit of shock. As the saying goes, “If you play with fire…” Illegal, you killed me here!! :p

        I guess Illegal proves my point, the bat (very first pict) Road Pavement distributed the hobos indeed require vast amounts of lube and sadly my Lord those dispensers are not yet available. Why can’t we agree we should aim for smaller and portable intestinal ticklers? I’m currently working in a number of different prototypes but non has yet been named and all will require those lube dispensers so I got nothing until the bill pass, but I got high hope to make a breakthrough. As for you @ Road pavement, what is wrong with you?? High yield explosives up the ass? Why can’t you speak sense like the rest of us???

        • This reply was modified 3 months, 2 weeks ago by  MasterPlan.
      • #109417

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        @masterplan and all other stakeholders as marketing wanker-type persons like to say,

        Why a baton? Why can’t we just call over the skinny hot chick who can take black one metre long rubber double horse cocks up the arse that then stretch out her chest?

        Surely she can put us in contact with Chinese factories that can make millions of them at marginal vanishingly small cost.Think of it,we could distribute them to all and sundry and not just hobos. Worry about your mortgage,lack of living wages,poor education options for your children or obvious invasion by fit military aged men from stone age -moral societies?

        Think nothing of it! A big black rubber cock up the arse will do the trick.mother or wifey wont need Bex or Aspro, rich old dears wont need their laudanum, beefy unemployed steelworkers from northern towns wont need their beer,good-looking young things wont need that modern opiate of the masses facebook any longer!

        Oh glory be! What a Brave new world we live in!

        Fat and /or awkward dowdy politicians will sing Hosannas to us as it will prevent revolutions from taking their seats.

        What a wonderful world!! Did I just give myself an erection thinking about this? I really do need a fuck soon.ha ha

      • #109433

        MasterPlan
        Participant

        I don’t have the creativity or typing skill to keep the joke @hopingfornemesis so I will be just honest with you. This post is so absurd we decided to masturbate all over it and as it turn out, its not a bad idea after all. Homeless people need homes, friends, happiness, and pleasure like all of us, so lets be happy by pleasuring ourselves with our friends at this home, with lots of jizz, steel-dildos, pre-lubed batons, and all that we can come up with. You got it very right, with a meter long dildo up the ass, all problems in life seems irrelevant. Not only that but you solved a puzzle that will help trillions, RUBBER!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

      • #109452

        Hoping for Nemesis
        Participant

        Of course @masterplan.i was joking as well .

  • #109386

    Road Pavement
    Participant

    How about extended pipe bombs? Filled with high yield explosives stuffed up their anus? Just program each bomb with a timer and wait for a while in a safe place and watch them and everything in a 5 mile radius explode

  • #109444

    Road Pavement
    Participant

    I found these on the web but it seems not what I am looking for.

    • #109490

      MasterPlan
      Participant

      These do look more comfortable, but again …Don’t forget the lube! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

      • #109493

        Road Pavement
        Participant

        Kinda strange you people do the same thing to dogs also

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