The benefits of black girls. Discuss.

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  • #105403

    Hoping for Nemesis
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    They say southern african girls got their big butts partly through sexual selection.in other words,over many generations black guys chose girls with bigger butts so they reproduced more over time. Why big butts? Because big butts on girls allow deeper penetration during the missionary position.

    East african girls have the tightest pussies in the world.
    A Victorian english explorer i read about said they have the strongest vaginae rictor? Muscles in the world. Bear with me ,im writing from memory! How he knew that ,i will never know.
    Was he observing them post birth? Did he perform autopsies? Did he just go on local lore of arab slave traders ,chiefs, men in general?who are we talking about? Somali,ethiopian and now eritrean girls.example; david bowies wife ,model iman.

    Black chicks are the best girlfriends ,even if in worse case,only for this reason. Discuss.

  • #105408

    Lord Wankdust
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    I once fucked a girl from Largs, a small town on the Clyde Coast of Ayrshire in Scotland.

    Largs

    Her muscular twat had the tightest minge clench I have ever had to breach. This was the 1980’s and my cock was the consistency of Columnar Basalt yet it took what seemed like an age to pound my beef battering ram into her Haddock Pastie. Once I’d stirred the Herring, juiced her gristle-hole and slackened off the clamps a little, I was still able to feel every twitch and clench from her eager clunge. She was a very enthusiastic participant and I think she’d put her fish mitten into regular training lifting weights or collecting coins off polished marble floors with her robust outer flaps. I swear she could have peeled a tangerine with those bearded clams.
    I would sooner take my chances in Largs than Eritrea or Somalia.
    However gentlemen and lesbians, before you all start booking flights to Glasgow (Prestwick) Airport and reserving seats on the bus to Largs… She will be in her 50’s now and probably will not be as squeaky-tight.
    Memories… like the corners of my mind…

    • #105410

      Why do black girls make the best girlfriends?
      And where did you pull those tags from? <~ I ask this because english is not your mother tongue right? Have you been reading lots of Wankdust? 😁

    • #105485

      Dirty Couch
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      Lord Wankdust, I have seen you around lots lately

      I have never heard of anyone refer to the female genitalia as a ‘fish mitten’ before and as a woman I have decided I will now only refer to it by that name when men ask me about it.

      No other noun will suffice.

      Congratulations on permanently influencing the sexual endeavors of some random lady on Best Gore; thank you for your service.

      • #105517

        Lord Wankdust
        Participant

        @DirtyCouch
        I am glad you approve of the term. There are many more I have coined over the years. Like yourself, I find “Fish Mitten” to be one of the sweetest. Keeps your fingers warm and they smell of fish afterwards. Perfect.

        Other faves include Haddock Pastie, Clam Chowder Vent, Lobster Trap, Crab Souffle, Squid Syllabub, Harbour Drain, Salmon Pipe, Butcher’s Dustbin, Ripped-Out Fireplace, Bearded Clams, Whitebait Taco, Cod Hotpocket … etc.

        It is a very fertile furrow and a seam which can be mined endlessly… etymologically speaking…

      • #105520

        PsychoTheRapist
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        @lord-wankdust

        You forgot the ‘Mackerel Mound’

        Also, “etymologically speaking” ….. is that your second language?

      • #105524

        Lord Wankdust
        Participant

        @psychotherapist “You forgot the ‘Mackerel Mound’…”

        No I didn’t. That is unfortunately not of sufficient or high enough quality to pass my strict controls. Simply using alliteration or the repetition of an opening word sound (whether vowel or consonant) is simply not sufficient. It actually needs to work – and work under my strict criteria.

        I see your attempts are of a substandard and simpler construction. But I am pleased you are making the effort… even if it isn’t a very big effort or a very good result.

        Keep trying.

      • #105535

        Dirty Couch
        Participant

        I can only strive for as high of standards as you have been holding yourself up to, Lord Wankdust.

      • #105797

        Bigballz
        Participant

        Fish mitten, bitch wrinkle, oyster ditch, gut locker, pudding hatch, yippee bog, ham wallet. He sounds like he listens to way too much bloodhound gang.

      • #105846

        Lord Wankdust
        Participant

        @Bigballz

        I have no idea what the bloodhound gangs are. I have never listened to a word they have uttered. They would not dare venture near the damp, dangerous and misty glen where my castle lies. My ancestors have fought and weilded the adze in this corner of Caledonia for centuries. We brook no rancid cunts here.
        Them bloodhound bitches would have their cunts needing stitches after they’d been battered by my Blood Hammer in their stench trenches for an hour or two and I’d pumped their Catfish Wraps full of my love custard.

    • #105488

      Hoping for Nemesis
      Participant

      @lord-wankdust

      But was she black?

  • #105414

    PsychoTheRapist
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    “Why do black girls make the best girlfriends?”

    I advise anyone to watch a couple of dozen Maury Povitch clips of “You are NOT the father” and then get back to me about that quote at the top.

  • #105458

    Hoping for Nemesis
    Participant

    @lord-wankdust
    Oh lord,reading your narrative is like sitting in front of a warm fireplace with my toes snuggled in a polar bear skin rug in a scottish castle whilst sipping Baileys Irish cream!

    You shoukd write for MILLS AND Boone and new age porno novels.

  • #105459

    Hoping for Nemesis
    Participant

    @1purple8

    Girl or boy, no english is my mother tongue but they are not my tags. They are lord’s i suppose or filled in by @psychotherapist.

    Girl, i didnt answer your last post but i will now.
    If i was an alpha male like you AND could draw like you AND have the artistic sensitivity to appreciate a looker and want to put her image as my avatar, i would have women beating each other to possess me. They would be in a frenzy like a Maenad.

    Where is our resident philosopher @llyunghtlerll to comment on voracious female sexual desire?

  • #105460

    Hoping for Nemesis
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    @karmen40

    Come on karmen,where are you.i also had you in mind when i thought of this topic.

  • #105486

    Lucythepoosy
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    Lots of ‘columnar basalt’ here in Idaho. Can’t even pound a stake in it. Lord Wankdust rules…

    • #105487

      Dirty Couch
      Participant

      Amen to that

      • #105489

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        @caustic-radiation

        Sorry im confused.so you are turned off vag now or more into it?

      • #105490

        Dirty Couch
        Participant

        I have never wanted the visual equivalent to 3 layers of lunch meat rolling between my tongue more so than I do now.

        Have you ever thought of describing fingering a woman as parting grilled cheese with your fingers?

      • #105491

        PsychoTheRapist
        Participant

        I’ve seen many things between a woman’s legs in my lifetime but I have to say that none of them looked like grilled cheese. Smelled like grilled cheese occasionally, yes, but looked like it? Nuh uh.

        Besides, hairy grilled cheese?

      • #105492

        Dirty Couch
        Participant

        I once read in a poetry book that someone described themselves being fingered as “Scraping the meat out of a cantaloupe”

        That one always makes me a bit uncomfortable.

        Rest in peace to your nose after that slightly cheesy experience you had, by the way

      • #105493

        PsychoTheRapist
        Participant

        A cantaloupe? What’s one of tho……oh, I know. It’s one of those animals with long horns that flits across the Savannah with a Cheetah snapping at its arse. I get it now. 😛

  • #105494

    Dirty Couch
    Participant

    Yes absolutely I am so glad a fellow intellectual managed to decode that deep prose I quoted :p

    • #105495

      PsychoTheRapist
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      I’m very much into pros.

      Oh wait…..

      • #105496

        Dirty Couch
        Participant

        I figured you’d be more of an “amateur” guy

      • #105499

        PsychoTheRapist
        Participant

        No no, just pros for me. They only require a one-off payment whereas the amateurs require a lifetime of mollycoddling, weekly income, holidays, jewellery, occasional access to Chads and, of course, full rights to being able to ridicule you about the size and performance of your penis to anyone who will listen, even to those who don’t want to listen.

      • #105504

        Hoping for Nemesis
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        @psychotherapist

        Chad!! You and your americanisms!

  • #105497

    Hoping for Nemesis
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    @caustic-radiation

    I’d agree with cantaloupe.scent and texture.

  • #105498

    Dirty Couch
    Participant

    How about for taste? I’d hope you’ve been blessed by a lady with the sweetness of a melon.

    • #105500

      PsychoTheRapist
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      @caustic-radiation

      Ummm, your avatar….you’re not related to my ex mother-in-law by any chance, are you?

    • #105502

      Hoping for Nemesis
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      @caustic-radiation

      Yes.taste as well.i just forgot to mention it.
      I look forward to seeing more of your comments in future.

      Shameless plug!! If you like cunnilingus have alook at my forum post on it called how to drive a woman wild by going down on her.it’s a little neglected and i feel sorry for it.

      • #105505

        Dirty Couch
        Participant

        I’m glad my comments are source of entertainment for you!

        I will check out your post to give it the lovin’ it deserves, my dude.

  • #105501

    Dirty Couch
    Participant

    Good lord I hope not…

  • #105519

    Lord Wankdust
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    @Hoping for Nemesis “But was she black?”

    No, she was filthy and had a very black sense of humour (which is quite popular in the West of Scotland). She was not of African origin, her mother came from Brodick and if I remember rightly her dad was from Aberdeen. The dad actually drove me home the next day which was very kind of him, considering I can just totally fucked his lovely daughter (he thought I had really slept in their guest room).
    Whether African or not, this girl from the West of Scotland (Largs) had the strongest vaginae rictor muscles I had ever come across, between or inside. She could have quickly and accurately knitted a pullover with her lovely labia and delicious clam chowder vent… such was her muscle control and pinpoint flexing accuracy.
    My pal once properly boned a young woman from Skelmorlie which is very close to Largs. He reported that she had very powerfully elasticated seam on her Haddock Pastie and her Fish Mitten was the tightest her had ever encountered. So it could be a geographical/ regional affliction or thing… a bit like the African thing you were mentioning.
    I think this is what is so beautiful about BG… how we can share our wordly wisdom and thus make The Planet a better, friendlier, more cohesive and understandable place. As I said… the girl from Largs is in her 50’s now… so her once-marvellous-minge will probably look like a butcher’s dustbin and it would probably be like fucking a ripped-out fireplace.

  • #105521

    Hoping for Nemesis
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    @lord-wankdust

    I have never been to Scotland .They say that that the western region has lots of Norse influence; tall ,lean,redheaded freckles and blue eyes on the girls.Is it true compared to the rest of Scotland?

    • #105523

      PsychoTheRapist
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      @hopingfornemesis

      Redheads? Freckles? 😋😋

      *Begins searching online for Scottish estate-agents*

    • #105529

      Lord Wankdust
      Participant

      @Hoping for Nemesis “the western region has lots of Norse influence; tall ,lean,redheaded freckles and blue eyes on the girls”

      Blue/ Green eyes my friend. I have plunged my meaty mattock into the axe wounds of two such fire-crotched maidens. The fire-crotches have a scent unto their own and it makes me bone up something terrible. Their pale skin is a marvel and their lean, pinked and feminine figures are an eternal delight. On the dark lonely nights in the wet, miserable glen I now inhabit I am only too glad to have those experiences in my “wank bank”. Endless replays does not diminish their power.

      So… yes that is true… but the Norse had influence over all of Scotland including the North and East Coasts (we have no South Coast, well we would have but that is where England is joined on). The Western Isles remained under Norwegian Rule until the 15th Century.

      Largs was one of the last places in Mainland Scotland where the Vikings fought a battle. The Battle of Largs funnily enough. Maybe that girl was a descendant of a pre-battle bit of Norse Knobbing…

  • #105526

    Hoping for Nemesis
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    @psychotherapist

    Sorry psycho, i do not get it. What do you mean by all the stuff between asterisks?

  • #105528

    Hoping for Nemesis
    Participant

    @psychotherapist

    Oh yes.i get it! We both love redheads and pink!

  • #105530

    Hoping for Nemesis
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    @lord-wankdust

    Yum yum!

  • #105805

    Worship
    Participant

    Wont be any benefits once we get rid of them

    • #105817

      And how are you proactive in trying to achieve this, or are you?

      • #105819

        Worship
        Participant

        Sadly a race-war wont happen in our lifetime, however it is bound to happen in the future.

      • #105820

        You could just kill them one at a time, yourself, or become a politician.

  • #105827

    Road Pavement
    Participant

    Black girls are just like any other woman out their but they are exploited and abused by the Aryan laws in America, Most to all black women are forced in to prostitution and segregation by Aryan laws.

    I see black women just an equal to all other women, Us men may see women as property as such. Then again black women are treated like shit when it comes to gangster shit and the faggot shit that come along and they leave the gang at the first chance to escape the abusive relationship.

    • #105828

      Hoping for Nemesis
      Participant

      @roadpavement

      I agree with alot of what you have said but I would suggest you just say american law unless you specifically want us to get the connotation of “racist law by racist europeans”.

      I would suggest bkack women have it just as hard in africa in their own countries. As for racism, it is rife in africa as well. Have you seen tribal competition between hottentots and bantu tribes in south africa or kenya or even what mozambique blacks go through in south africa?

      I reckon us law is going back to a feudal model ie game of thrones world. Many are excited or see a romantic view of it especially best gore watchers eg see all our slayer heros comments.

      What they forget is that they may not be born into a ruling house, even if strong warriors or comely women they wont always be able to protect their weaker or uglier loved ones.

      Old warriors get gout,arthritis and cataracts and sex kittens get fat and old. Thats when the barbarians come hunting chopping your head off ,gutting your fat old wife or sister and buttfucking your under age children or grandchildren.
      The world will revert to a very cold cruel place.

      So dont let one percenters and their zionist pals make all the rules or you might find yourself as a real life extra in GOT!

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