What words/phrases do you hate/want to never hear ever?

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  • #99187

    iThink,iLoveYou!
    Participant

    ‘Sorry’ is a stupid word

  • #99202

    neptunescock
    Participant

    “would you like extra {add whatever here}” ….. fuc no if I wanted more shit id ask for it.. just give me what I ordered

  • #99213

    PIGgray
    Participant

    New and improved. If its new, how the FUCK can it be improved?

    • #99353

      Death Pod
      Participant

      I remember George Carlin having a bit about that slogan.

    • #99468

      despy
      Participant

      reminds me of 6th grade when we had to invent a product then create advertisement for it. I said my product will never be reissued as ‘improved’ because it is the best it can be right now. Ms Hoover shot me down saying I would limit future sales. pissedme off because I believed in what I said regardless if in future I proved wrong. I don’t remember what the product was but I certainly remember the exchange. I was ticked

  • #99214

    despy
    Participant

    *fecal

    *mucus

    *moist

    *va-jay Jay

    *hastings

    *secretion

    *noogie

    *biff

    *gestation

    *doggo

  • #99287

    iThink,iLoveYou!
    Participant

    Had to google some of those words Desp, and you reminded me of one I dislike, ‘hustings.’

    I also hate the word ‘brexit’ and the phrase ‘(ikr) I know right.’

  • #99349

    despy
    Participant

    *egg sac

    • #99460

      iThink,iLoveYou!
      Participant

      What planet are you on Desp, and why come y’all speak English there? 😜

      • #99472

        despy
        Participant

        *hatchery

  • #99352

    Death Pod
    Participant

    – Lifehack

    – Clap back or clapped back

    – “Follow us on Fakebook.” Fuck you. I just spent money in your store. Is that not enough?

    – Stay woke

    – Stupid headlines that say something like “so and so had the perfect response,” or “cocksucker tweeted this and the internet is not having it.”

    – I hate youtube titles that describe someone being destroyed, owned, or shut down, only to watch fifteen minutes of two people hurling regurgitated talking points or a speaker mildly making a point in a conversation. I just hate clickbait in general!

    – “I *could* care less.”

    • #99359

      itsplaster
      Participant

      @deathpod “Stay woke” Oh god yes! I hate that on a level I cannot even describe.

    • #99388

      PsychoTheRapist
      Participant

      – “I *could* care less.”

      Oh yes, it annoys the crap out of me too.

    • #99463

      iThink,iLoveYou!
      Participant

      Yah, them ‘ownage’ and ‘woke’ trends are woeful. And there’s no sign of an end to that shit in ‘this new paradigm.’
      Everybody wants to ‘own’ somebody.

  • #99354

    Trailer Park Boy
    Participant

    Play stupid games win stupid prizes

    • #99366

      Trailer Park Boy
      Participant

      Also any abbreviations in a text like wyd or idk. If you can’t type the whole word don’t even fucking bother texting me.

  • #99355

    PsychoTheRapist
    Participant

    “Significant Other”

    It’s your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend…..unless you’re a libtard then I guess it’s significant other.

  • #99358

    itsplaster
    Participant

    pussy pass

    • #99387

      PsychoTheRapist
      Participant

      Why am I not surprised? 😀

      • #99407

        itsplaster
        Participant

        It gets old, man. Really old.

    • #99457

      iThink,iLoveYou!
      Participant

      Yeah Plaster, we need to think of a new one for that, something less crude. Although it does describe a reality. Misplaced blind chivalry is all I can think of at the mo.

      • #99474

        despy
        Participant

        -cunt punt
        -snatch hatch
        -kitty pity
        -box block
        -nectar collector
        -vag badge
        -titty gitty
        -chick trick
        -bitch hitch
        -matron patron
        -susie doozie
        -wendy bendy
        -janie miscellanie
        -smelly kelly lol

      • #99475

        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        -Smellin’ Ellen

      • #99478

        despy
        Participant

        -stinky pinky

      • #99482

        Trailer Park Boy
        Participant

        Barbecue me and you stinky pinky pew pew pew!

      • #99486

        Jason the alpha
        Participant

        @trailerparkboy Weren’t billy, Jilly, Hilly or pa, It was a french-fried Cajun named Delacroix!

      • #99479

        iThink,iLoveYou!
        Participant

        Does Wendy Bendy live in a Wendy House?

  • #99360

    The Captain
    Participant

    Getting a girl to eat my ass when unshowered, unkempt, ungroomed….like I typically am…because I am practically homeless and have give up on life…plus I like wearing the same pair of sweatpants everyday…pretty much smelling like shit and not even from my shit hole was always a challenge….but not that I have debilitating bloody hemorrhoids…ravaging the thing…fiery enemy from sitting on my ass 2 decades…it’s become all the more complicated…

    Good things there are disgusting people in the world…willing to do anything for 25 dollars….

  • #99389

    PsychoTheRapist
    Participant

    “Would of/could of/should of”

    This is just terrible English. If you can’t spell or you make typos, fine, I can accept that, but to not understand how your own language is constructed is a disgrace.

    • #99391

      Curiouskitty
      Participant

      Those are definitely annoying. English isn’t my first language and yet I try to construct my sentences properly. I encountered people with English as their main language and they use phrases like that.

      • #99459

        iThink,iLoveYou!
        Participant

        I’ve noticed that you are fucking excellent at English @mirimir, which leads me to think that you have loads of money or land.

      • #99522

        Curiouskitty
        Participant

        Thank you haha. I wouldn’t say I have loads of money. I live an ok life I guess.

    • #99393

      Ronald Ray Gun
      Participant

      Don’t forget using “then” when “than” is correct.
      Ex. “This ‘would of’ been better ‘then’ a kick in the dick.”
      “Should of known better then that.”
      Go back to the 3rd grade or just give up and go full handi-tard.

      • #99395

        Curiouskitty
        Participant

        You just made me giggle

      • #99399

        PsychoTheRapist
        Participant

        @nutsack

        I read your post and afterwards I had to arrange counselling for myself. 😀

        Jokes aside, your example is the epitome of what is wrong in schools today. When pupils make mistakes no one is prepared to call them out and correct them because it’s not politically correct to do so. I suppose that not hurting feelings is more important than actually educating people nowadays.

        Being in the UK I come in contact with a lot of Europeans, both in real life and on the internet, and I’m ashamed to say that the majority of them appear to have a better grasp of the English language than the people who were born and bred here. It’s fucking embarrassing! And guess what? It’s not just the Brits; the Americans and Canadians are just as bad, if not worse!

      • #99408

        itsplaster
        Participant

        I’ve yet to meet someone who doesn’t know the difference in “then” and “than.” It’s seems to be a common typo rather than ignorance.

      • #99411

        PsychoTheRapist
        Participant

        @itsplaster

        If you truly think that then you’re naive at best; if it were a typo, it wouldn’t occur with the frequency it does. In my experience, when reading stuff on forums etc., the misuse of then/than occurs far more frequently than the misuse of your/you’re and there/their/they’re. There’s no way it’s a typo in the vast majority of examples. Fuck me, you even see it in news articles today which is an utter disgrace!

      • #99418

        itsplaster
        Participant

        @psychotherapist
        “If you truly think that then you’re naive at best;…” lol Okay, man. The topic is grammar; not war.
        I truly don’t know anybody who mixes up then/than. That’s my personal experience. Sorry if that’s not cool.

      • #99438

        Death Pod
        Participant

        What about people who actually say “they” when they mean “their” and drop the subject pronoun contraction? As in, “man, he trying to say that’s they ride.”

        My mother is as country as the day is long, as a country person might say, and she says some things that I just have to let slide because I’ve tried to correct her and it changes nothing.

        She struggles with sit and set. “Just sit it down right there.” “I tried to set up in bed.”

        People get super sensitive if you correct them so I have resigned to live and let live. However, if someone corrects me I actually appreciate it.

        “Wait a minute. Bart’s teacher is named Krabappel? I’ve been calling her Crandall!”

      • #99476

        despy
        Participant

        how about stuff we say wrong on purpose just to piss people off?

        I used to forever say “how about THOSE apples” to certain someone same as I’d run around the house singing “SHEILA is a punkrocker”

        I also had a boss who would say “pacific” instead of specific, would repeat it to piss of co-worker till I caught myself saying it in ‘real life’ never did it again

      • #99498

        Death Pod
        Participant

        @despy

        I used to intentionally annoy my friend by pronouncing “charade” with the French pronunciation.

      • #99484

        Ronald Ray Gun
        Participant

        @psychotherapist
        Plaster is just being argumentative. If you stick around you’ll get used to having your comments scrutinized and picked to pieces. Don’t engage because she is never wrong. It’s enough to know that you have a life after logging off of BG.

      • #99492

        itsplaster
        Participant

        So bitchy today. :/ Are everybody’s cycles synced up on here?

        • This reply was modified 4 weeks, 1 day ago by  itsplaster. Reason: correction
      • #99509

        Jason the alpha
        Participant

        Ooooh the biggest bitch of them all feels others have been bitchy. Is it really you behind that comment? 🙂

  • #99390

    Curiouskitty
    Participant

    “Same/k/yh/y”. Those words annoy the hell out of me. You said a lot and the idiot would reply that type of shit. Like come on.

  • #99394

    Ronald Ray Gun
    Participant

    -Tooken.
    -Wanna go with?
    -(that was) Savage.
    -Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tweet, Snapchat.

    Also, can someone please explain why I cannot say inward anymore? Why do black people say it’s their word? What are they going to do with it? You don’t realize how often “inward” comes up in conversation until you’re told that you can never say it again.

    • #99396

      Curiouskitty
      Participant

      I guess they misheard it and thought of the N word haha

      • #99405

        Ronald Ray Gun
        Participant

        @curiouskitty.
        I guess the inward bit grazed the top of your head. It’s all good though.

      • #99410

        Curiouskitty
        Participant

        It’s a lame joke. I know

      • #99477

        despy
        Participant

        lmao @dan a conda as I thought to myself way longer than I should have hmm inward eh that’s odd that comes up alot in normal conversation. upward?downward? maybe that triggers it “I am really going to pay attention and see just how often inward comes up for me” LOL

      • #99483

        Ronald Ray Gun
        Participant

        @despy
        Now that everyone cries “Racist” every time someone says nigger, and replaced it with “N word” it occurred to me that this shit has gone too far. I can say “N word” but not THE N word? What abaout inward? Can I say that Jessie Jackson? Can I say inward or is that now the new “I word”? I don’t know. I’m moving to Iceland where even the bears are white.

      • #99496

        despy
        Participant

        I just so happened to catch episode 1 of season 1 of All in the Family today! sucks I can’t find decent version to link. only found shrunken screen with slowed audio, copyright ditching one. Archie Bunker =awesome

  • #99398

    illegalsmile55
    Participant

    *But*
    When that’s the last word in the first sentence, I get ready.

    • #99400

      PsychoTheRapist
      Participant

      “So…..”

      That’s another one. Who the fuck ends a sentence with ‘so…’?

      (I’m waiting for it)

      • #99404

        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        “So”, allows you to fill in the blank as you see fit….so……

      • #99413

        PsychoTheRapist
        Participant

        Hmmmm….the idea of someone speaking/writing a sentence is for them to say something, not for me to finish a sentence for them. Better would be something like “So what do you think of that?” or “So what’s your opinion?”

      • #99432

        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        I’m gonna get pic nitty now….so….I have a young guy who works for me at times and everything I say to him, he says “right” back to me. Not “right?” Nope, just right…I kept score one day and he said it at least 50 times. I choose to believe he’s just telling me I’m right. 😛

  • #99409

    itsplaster
    Participant

    This thread is getting way too knit-picky. 😉

    • #99412

      PsychoTheRapist
      Participant

      I’m not sure if your comment was deliberate or not but it’s ‘nit-picky’, not “knit-picky”. If your post was meant as you wrote it, I have to say that it’s a really libtard attitude.

      • #99419

        itsplaster
        Participant

        See the little winking face? That means joking to most folks. But thanks for making it a true sentiment after all. Lay off the caffeine a bit.

      • #99494

        itsplaster
        Participant

        Oh, I’ll add any word that people add “tard” to. Psycho made me think of it but I really mean it. Trumptard, libtard, any play on retard is getting kind of old. Most political “buzzwords” suck including the actual term “buzzword.”

      • #99497

        Death Pod
        Participant

        Oh, yeah! I forgot “tard” words. Come to think of it, Trump and Obama have that in common. Their everyday dissenters come up with the dumbest nicknames for them. Obummer, Odumbo, tRump, Cheeto, etc.

    • #99500

      Death Pod
      Participant

      Was that your blanket statement?

      @itsplaster

      • This reply was modified 4 weeks, 1 day ago by  Death Pod.
  • #99467

    illegalsmile55
    Participant

    Sorry seems to be the saddest word.

    • #99499

      BOASP
      Participant

      One is the loneliest number?
      Smile ! It’s not Illegal ! !
      ” just sitting in the backseat a shOOtin the breeze … …
      … …. .. .. ……. & … ….. .. … …..” !
      Signed, Just Married.
      @illegalsmile55

      • #99514

        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        If it weren’t so expensive I’d wish I was dead.

  • #99489

    adr3nalin3.666
    Participant

    “I shit you not”

  • #99490

    adr3nalin3.666
    Participant

    “Be mindful”

    The start of a sentence…”most people forget/don’t realize…”

    Thanks for voicing your shortcomings because I’m certain one has not surveyed enough people to make such general b.s. statement…

  • #99502

    BOASP
    Participant

    Really ? Steve REALLY ?…
    From my poor friends wife,WhattaCunt*

  • #99527

    PsychoTheRapist
    Participant

    I just heard this on tv and I was reminded of just how much I hate it.

    “That’s what I’m talking about!”

  • #99529

    despy
    Participant

    who’s reading this in 2017?

    • #99547

      Death Pod
      Participant

      @desp

      “I’m 12 and I love this band.”

      • #99549

        despy
        Participant

        lmao I am in this long snaking line at grocery store when email alert came through with your reply LOL! I cracked up and people looked at me. I haven’t looked up since lol
        trying to make serious face before I randomly connect eyes with another lol I create weird weird life for myself. ok almost up gotta go bye!

      • #99551

        despy
        Participant

        BestGore brought me here LMAO

  • #99602

    Barry Halls
    Participant

    Oooohh I hate so much;
    Bruthas who say ax instead of ask.
    Scrips for prescriptions
    People who say clips when they mean gun magazines
    And apps almost makes me grate my teeth
    People who use excessive DUDE
    People who say Bra instead of brother, bro is not much better

  • #99653

    iThink,iLoveYou!
    Participant

    *ding ding* “Last drinks”
    Do pubs in other countries sound a bell and shout “last drinks” from the bar, then send a staff member around to areas of the pub that may not be able to hear the news? “Last drinks” is something I don’t like to hear ananyways.

    • #99654

      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      In the US, its usually, “last call”, but that’s also my exes sisters nickname.
      “you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here”

    • #99671

      PsychoTheRapist
      Participant

      “Last orders” is what’s called here.

  • #99673

    Schatzi
    Participant

    *Supposubly (instead of supposedly)
    *Irregardless
    *Between you and I (it’s always between you and me)
    *Most of the horrible grammar used by Uncle Dilf and the Dilf clan, like dieded and whatever other nonsense they say

  • #100429

    Death Pod
    Participant

    I was just watching a video on youtube and reminded of the phrase I think I actually hate the most and somehow forgot.

    “You got me fucked up.”

    The loudest, most obnoxious, unintelligent, shit talking little bitches ALWAYS use that phrase. They think it makes them sound tough but to me they just sound like a walking cliché doing their best Tupac impression.

    • #100431

      illegalsmile55
      Participant

      I heard one today that I had forgotten, but hated it back then and still do.
      “My bad” I want to kick whoever says that.
      Of course, we’ve all given ammunition now, so there’s that.
      I now want to throw ‘tard into every convo with you or plaster,
      Hey @barryhalls, dude!
      @boasp, Really?
      Etc… 🙂

      • #100440

        Death Pod
        Participant

        Very true about the ammunition! We should all be so perfect. 🙂 Thinking of the “my bad” phrase, that’s one that people know sucks and now people say it with exaggeration, feigning irony. Like a white guy trying to be funny by saying “what’s up, my nigger?” in the nerdiest, “white” voice he can put on.

        I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a bartender think he was going to crack up a liquor delivery driver when the driver is standing there with a hand truck full of booze and asks “where do you want me to put this?” and the bartender has this stupid look on his face and replies “in the back of that black Honda Civic (for example) out there.”

        Same thing, the joke is so tired that victims don’t even give a courtesy laugh anymore.

    • #100432

      iThink,iLoveYou!
      Participant

      ‘L’

    • #100433

      iThink,iLoveYou!
      Participant

      I’m not familiar with that other than people talking about the effects of substances on them (minus the ‘you’). Is it something that’s said when someone starts some shit on someone?
      You’d probably hate this tune then. (Again minus the ‘you’)
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMi8pXOaR9M

      • #100435

        Death Pod
        Participant

        @1purple8

        It’s mostly an African American thing. It means “you’ve got me confused with someone else” or “you don’t know me.” They intend to intimidate the other party by alluding to the idea that they are a badass. I’ve only ever heard lower class Americans use it.

        • This reply was modified 3 weeks, 3 days ago by  Death Pod.
  • #100438

    iThink,iLoveYou!
    Participant

    Wow! Used like that it’s like dissing yourself.

    • #100444

      Death Pod
      Participant

      Exactly. In a way they are saying “you have no idea what a thoughtless, primitive, piece of shit I am!”

      • #100445

        illegalsmile55
        Participant

        I feel so lucky to live among white folks, the only ghetto nigs in Maine are up from Boston or NY, bringing drugs and impregnating section 8 land whales. Its rare enough that I do a double take when I see a nappy head.

      • #100449

        Death Pod
        Participant

        I always joke about a wealthy area of north Atlanta known as Brookhaven as being for people who want to live in Atlanta …but don’t want to “live in Atlanta.”

        …if you @illegalsmile55 follow me.

    • #100455

      Trailer Park Boy
      Participant

      How about “dissing”

      • #100487

        Curiouskitty
        Participant

        I’ve heard people use that quite a few times. It doesn’t annoy me that much although when you constantly hear it, I get really irritated and would just ignore the person.

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