Thief tried to break into the East London Museum in South Africa but got spooked by the alarm he triggered and made an attempt to get the hell out of there as quickly as possible to avoid having to share a jail cell with a tattooed guy named Bubba. A tree became his passage over the fence with ominously looking steel spikes on top, but being in a hurry the thief slipped and fell on the fence, impaling himself right up his asshole with one of the 30 cm long spikes.
He was noticed by a man who overheard his moans and alarmed the police. Firefighters had to be called in to cut the spike from the fence and the thief was transported into the hospital with a chunk of steel still up his bum hole. With ruptured rectum and intestines, the thief surely felt like he would have been better off spending that night with Bubba.
Props to Best Gore member Robert Oppenheimer for the pics: