Two recent videos from Brazil show the aftermath of a jetski accident. I don’t know anything more about it so perhaps NOTDASILVA can translate what they’re saying. From what the videos show, it looks as though the man’s foot was impaled through and through. The wound starts at the bottom of his foot (sole) and extends all the way across to the dorsum. It’s a different side of Brazil…
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that wouldn’t have happened if he’d been wearing flip flops!
Xander LOL!!!
you’re right…he would be dead by now
the trusted old flip flops……. or work boots, as they called in china.
Aaahhhh! that must’ve hurt….. but on better notes i preffer jenny riveras most precious foot, oh what a glorious sensual foot she had.
Sluuurrrrppppp!!!!!
Hail Satans Majestic Glorious Might!!!!!!
Get behind me Satan… And while you are back there kiss my butt.
How the heck do you impale your foot while riding a jetski?
Based exclusively on what I have gathered from BestGore, Brazilians aren’t the brightest of people.
Yeah no shit, was he carrying around a fucking spear or something? Fucking spear fishing on a jetski?…That actually sounds pretty cool.
@Pale, you might be right about that. There’s nothing on a jetski that would impale a foot like that. I say spear or machete.
damn fishing with machete while jetski o.o legit
Could be from whatever he hit. He got off easy considering it is in Brazil.
I heard about a 21yr old who died in a freak jetski accident breaking his neck and spinal cord.
No actual crash even happened, just having fun doing flips and shit all by himself, then bam, dead instantly.
Lmfao!
Queen of Gore – I’m LMFAOing at your LMFAO
Um ok >_>;
it takes a village idiot
nice budgie smugglers
Serves him right for wearing those ghastly things. Leaves nothing to the imagination.
I HATE FEET! yuck. i don’t even like looking at feet.
But i love his eyes, sexy! And his tighty whiteys, or whats in them! He’s yummy!
Agreed! VERY sexy eyes!
@1girl and J3Z, not as nice as the woman from the other post who got run over. For some reason I can’t get them out of my head.
@brokey, does she make you starry eyed?
@1girl, no…but you do.
You guys need to get a room- already! 😉 I might stop by to say hi, eating my flip-flops of course…=)
You guys need to get a room- already! 😉 I might stop by to say hi, WEARING my flip-flops of course…=) DAMN spell check! Lmao
@Juicy J, that was funnier the first time…eating your flip flops”, you can join us anytime.
brokey your such a flirt! giggle.
How could I resist a woman who eats flip flops?
Fuck my dumb-phone! Lmao!! I have NO idea how to edit replies, I don’t get notifications when someone responds, etc! I felt like a straight up idiot when I posted that shit! =) lol, but hey if it turns you on, I’m down!!! =P
wow, those eyes*pants heavily* I’m goin to Brazil! Wish me luck!!
Are you referringto mine?? 😉
I don’t understand it, but from what I know jetskis are wayy more dangerous than they look.
I’ve heard of a 21 year old guy who managed to break his neck and die instantly just fucking around on one by himself.
My cousin fell off the back of one and somehow got a 2 inch gash in his gooch/taint. It was hilarious because he shouted in pain every time he took a shit for a while.
omg i have to go to take a shit. hears grunting in the bathroom and then AAAAAAHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! fuck that hurts! lmfao
sorry rammfan1 about your cousin but you have to admit that “shits” funny as hell. lmmfao
I felt bad for him too, but it was funny as hell.
I’d be in the living room and hear a fart followed by a wail of pain, then a flush.
Lol! Sad yet funny all the same! Unfortunately similar pain the same as having a child. 🙁
Good comparison J3Z but at least with childbirthyou can snuggle with what comes out…then again, at least the shit won’t be needing college tuition.
“at least the shit won?t be needing college tuition”.
@Brokeback, I think you will find that because of affirmative action it will.
@Emptysoul, you might be right but it will still end up going to a shit school.
Its unlikely to graduate anyway given that it will have shit for brains.
@EmptySoul, that’s some funny shit.
I think you will find that the funny shit never went to college, it joined a comedy club focusing on toilet humour.
Well E.S., I think it’s time we put an end to this shit.
Consider this shit flushed.
Fuck me, that was some funny shit!
Hey everyone I’m new to BG, hope you’re all well 🙂 just wanted to introduce myself to the community and say what an eye opener this site is, not just for the corruption and manipulation of society that is revealed but the scale of it too…glad to see there are like minded people that realise reality isn’t perfect and specifically designed for human comfort and that there is no strict good or evil…it’s just people being people and a matter of perspective of course. and I love the term “fleshy virus” it fits perfectly.
Oh yeah anyone ever heard of the Venus project?
Hi Om,
it’s always nice when people introduce themselves.
Welcome!
Hello new brother of gore. (:
Thanks all 🙂
Welcoming you with open bloody arms, @ommnom.
Welcom Om – i’m not going to even ask how you pronounce your name, so is Om OK?
Welcome aboard…you could’nt have picked a longer fucking screen name? I’m guessing your keyboard has sticky keys and I’m not even gonna ask why. I’ll just call you om…short for “omigod, I just came on my keyboard. I’m just fuckin with ya om…welcome aboard.
LOL
The guy in the video is saying “I will show you the results of a silly game”, and then he shows his wounded foot. Unfortunately, he doesn’t explain how he got wounded.
Actually that does explain…if you look closely into the gash, you can see a red “Lego”.
That damn lego again……every bare-footed parents nemisis
Looks Jesus’ foot.
Dammit “looks like”
TRANSLATION:
First video – Now I am going to show you all what’s the result of a stupid joke. It hit in a side and then it crossed to the other side. It hurts ass hell! We are going to a hospital right now to maybe ask for a foot transplant because this one is fucked up.
Second video – The camera man says: “Lucinho” (the wounded guy’s nickname) crashed the jetski. (the camera man says some inaubible thing). The wounded guy says: Let me show you. – Another guy says: Yummi! – Then all of them says “Oh jet” (intending to make a pun with the expression “Oh shit”). – Then the camera man says “My name is not Johny” (I don’t know why he says that! All I know is that there is a brazilian movie called “My name is not Johny”. I think the camera man tried to make a joke about the situation quoting this movie.)
And that’s it.
@braziliano, thank you for the translation!
I used to spend all kinds of time playing Wave Race 64, and nothing like that ever happened to me.
If a brazilian is riding a jetski, he mustn’t be a Da Silva.
Rule #1 of being a da Silva:
A da Silva ain’t a da Silva if it ain’t dead.
Trying to look cool jet skiing with these Brazilian cross dressers is “shooting yourself in the foot”.
Hey just so you guys know I was involved in a real bad motorcycle accident and messed my self up pretty bad they just finished patching me up so I’m stable but in little pain I did think of my fellow SOBs and had some pictures taken I’m going to go ahead and send them to mark when I can but wish me well fuckers.
Take care of yourself PR….were looking forward to your pics.
Rider, hope you’re ok, and got something for pain! Keep us updated…
Sorry to hear that @Pale, hang in there. Even after an accident you’re thinking of the BG family. Thanks in advance for sharing your personal gore!
@Pale, hope you’re doing okay. Guess you’ll be taking a break from riding for a while.
Guess since there might not be any new posts for a while all us guys can do is stare at 1girl and RebelK’s boobs. These jokes are starting to get lame…myself included.
If anyone is still looking over the replies here I have a situation I could use some advice on. First off let me say that I have’nt gotten laid since before my accident a year ago. That being said, I met a chick online…I’ve been chatting with her for about a week now and we’re really hitting it off. Here’s where it get’s a little funky…she’s already flipping out over me…I sent her a couple of pics of me and she said I had her laughing on the phone so hard she orgasmed. She also said that her phone won’t send pics and her she does’nt know how to download pics on her computer. She’s either one dumb bitch who might be hot and worth banging or she could be…(Wait for it)…one oogly fucking cow who’s gonna break my cock and my spine again and leave me with nightmares for the rest of my pathetic life.
I set up a date with her for this weekend…what the fuck should I do?
Before you answer, read the first couple of lines again…
Why not set up a meeting in a busy place. Tell her to wear a certain colour or design shirt and then you can view her from afar, if she looks like Herman Munster’s secret love child then you can make a quick exit, no harm done.
If its just a matter of getting laid, no strings attached, then why not just head down to a bar and grab any number of drunken wenches to take back home or pay for a room for the night.
And don’t forget to wear protection, a weightlifters belt should do it.
@E.S., Sex is already implied, it’s just a matter of how desperate am I and how much load can my spine handle before the screws pop out and I become a human hinge. She described herself as pretty hot but hey…I’ve got a fifteen inch cock. I don’t expect her to be totally hot or anything…my biggest worry is that she might be a tranny. I’ve had nothing but bad luck with trannys in the last few years…I think I’ll take your advise and get drunk first…that way I won’t remember a thing.
I used to think that women with raspy voices sounded sexy…now they scare the fuck out of me.
1st, Do your best to convince yourself that trannys aren’t a bad thing.
2nd, Definitely go on the date with the intentions of seeing it through.
3rd, Have some sort of controlled substance on hand that will completely and positively fuck up your vision..
4th, Grab the bull by the horns…you’re morally obligated to “jump on the grenade for the boys” from time to time.
5th, Just remember it will be over before you know it and you MIGHT be able to look back on it and laugh.
6th, Tell us what happened.
@doc, you seem to have a pretty good game plan there…how about you go in my place…then if she’s hot you can hand off the ball to me and I’ll finish the play.
Brokeback, “nothing ventured, nothing gained” thats my standard reply to anyone who asks if they should go on a blind date, which thats what this basically sounds like. I hope everything works out and y’all have a good time!
Thanks IWM, I plan on going with a positive outlook. We’ve chatted on the phone a few times and she’s really cool and she has a nice laugh…a little deep at times but nice.
Broke, I’m sure the “deep voice” was due to her phone being a little worn….make sure you thank her for not sending a picture and therefore not ruining the surprise!
Holy shit! I just got off the phone with her and she is one horny bitch. That voice…itkeeps getting deeper and deeper.
Ugh…in my experience, chicks who “don’t know how to put pics on their computers” are bad news. I stopped meeting them once I discovered that I’m terrible @ ending blind date meetings with goons in a tactful manner.
Hate to advise you against meeting the chick you’re talking about, as she may merely be a blithering dumbass with a gorgeous face and hot body…but I wouldn’t put money on it, if you know what I mean.
@Starry, I hear ya on the ending it thing, that’s why I usually never do blind dates. This chick pursued me though…guess I’ll just see how it goes.
I tried pursuing too, but i got passed by. Guess I’m just not his type! =( Lol, i also don’t have a raspy voice. Mine is more like that of a phone-sex operator! At least that’s what I’ve been told. Call me if you ever want a “good time”, over the phone!Lol
@JuicyJ, I’d bang you in a heartbeat and even take you out for dinner afterwards. I wish all the good ones were’nt so far away.
<3 YOU BB, just made me all nicccce and "juicy"!! 😉
Brokeback, have her lay on her back to save your unit. That being said, since she don’t know how to download pictures, she may only know missionary style sex.
If your as honest in person as you are online, bring a six pack and a rose and well maybe no rose just a sizer and you’ll have her at hello.
She could send you a photo via pony express if you wanna wait a few days.
@guts, forget the six pack…I’m bringing a 40 of JD. That way we can both get smashed and have a good time.
Okay so I wrote a poem for her just in case she’s not all that.
” Roses are red…violets are blue.
You’re a fat ugly bitch but I’ll still fuck you.
I am here right now cuz I said I would show,
you’re too fat to fuck so just give me a blow.
…and when this is done, goodbye and good luck.
Next time I’ll find some hot chick to fuck.
Then I wrote one for me…
” Steve be nimble, Steve be quick…if she gets on top she’ll break your dick.
Fuck her fast or fuck her slow…or better yet just get a blow.
If it gets too much then call it quits…right after you shoot all over her tits “.
Damn Steve- Shakespeare has NOTHING on you! 😉
Roses are red, tulips are pink. Come to Cali and and I’ll eat flip-flops for you! Haha. JJ for BB is how it’ll go- no disappointments- becauseyou already know- there’s nothing but jiggle in this booty, Soooo bend me over and do your duty! 😉 Ok, I tried to be cute and bust a flow, but I kinda fucked it up and soundedlike a hoe! Lol. Really I’m not, I’m just a cool chick- with a nicccce round thick booty-licious booty and some thick ass lips! Alright its painfullyobvious that I can’t rhyme, but you gotta give me some credit for taking the time- to write this out just for you- hope the other chick doesn’t split you in 2! I’d miss my favorite Gore guy and would probably stab myself in the eye! Then I’d upload it just for you becauseI know it would the right thing to do! Obviously I’m silly here- is that so wrong?! If you think I’m cute here- you should see me in a thong! 😉 hahaha
@JuicyJ, dang girl…it’s not often that I’m speachless…you are incredibly cute and I really appreciate that message. Maybe I should cancel on the fat ugly bitch and hook up with you instead.
He hurts so much he’s mumbling.
I’ve got a nice big cheesy smile right now. =) Glad you checked back and saw it. You had me lmao at the S.S.O.S. comment, which i also responded to. You should email me sometime.. Lol 😉
Hey, this could be our spot where nobody else is around to see what we’re doing. If you’d like to email me you can at [email protected]…and we now have a spot here to call our own (although I have a feeling I’m in for a lot of fan/hate mail.
On second thought I don’t think Mark would appreciate us using his site as a cheap motel room. Wish I’d thought of that before I set up all my other hiding spots on these boards. Lol.
Stick to the email thingy for contact.
Lead the way J.
[email protected] Thank God the internet wasn’t really around when i was a teenager- my ass (and everything else) most likely would have ended up as a featured rape/homicide on bestgore, for sure! Especially because I’m seriously attracted to older men..
JuicyJ…are you implying something? Not all of us older men are homicidal maniacs…just some of us.
Thanks for the addie…I will write to you soon.
One can always hope.. Btw, how old are you?? I’m biting my bottom lip, waiting for an answer. Lol
Maybe Jesus was coming back but changed his mind after one foot.
That’s why you should never ever kick start a jet ski. Dumb ass!
Atleast it wasnt in thailand… you would be paying for the damage your foot caused