Jetski Accident Results in Impaled Foot

Jetski Accident Results in Impaled Foot

Two recent videos from Brazil show the aftermath of a jetski accident. I don’t know anything more about it so perhaps NOTDASILVA can translate what they’re saying. From what the videos show, it looks as though the man’s foot was impaled through and through. The wound starts at the bottom of his foot (sole) and extends all the way across to the dorsum. It’s a different side of Brazil…

102 thoughts on “Jetski Accident Results in Impaled Foot

  1. Aaahhhh! that must’ve hurt….. but on better notes i preffer jenny riveras most precious foot, oh what a glorious sensual foot she had.
    Hail Satans Majestic Glorious Might!!!!!!

  2. I don’t understand it, but from what I know jetskis are wayy more dangerous than they look.
    I’ve heard of a 21 year old guy who managed to break his neck and die instantly just fucking around on one by himself.

    My cousin fell off the back of one and somehow got a 2 inch gash in his gooch/taint. It was hilarious because he shouted in pain every time he took a shit for a while.

  3. Hey everyone I’m new to BG, hope you’re all well :) just wanted to introduce myself to the community and say what an eye opener this site is, not just for the corruption and manipulation of society that is revealed but the scale of it too…glad to see there are like minded people that realise reality isn’t perfect and specifically designed for human comfort and that there is no strict good or evil…it’s just people being people and a matter of perspective of course. and I love the term “fleshy virus” it fits perfectly.
    Oh yeah anyone ever heard of the Venus project?

  4. LOL
    The guy in the video is saying “I will show you the results of a silly game”, and then he shows his wounded foot. Unfortunately, he doesn’t explain how he got wounded.


    First video – Now I am going to show you all what’s the result of a stupid joke. It hit in a side and then it crossed to the other side. It hurts ass hell! We are going to a hospital right now to maybe ask for a foot transplant because this one is fucked up.

    Second video – The camera man says: “Lucinho” (the wounded guy’s nickname) crashed the jetski. (the camera man says some inaubible thing). The wounded guy says: Let me show you. – Another guy says: Yummi! – Then all of them says “Oh jet” (intending to make a pun with the expression “Oh shit”). – Then the camera man says “My name is not Johny” (I don’t know why he says that! All I know is that there is a brazilian movie called “My name is not Johny”. I think the camera man tried to make a joke about the situation quoting this movie.)

    And that’s it.

  6. Hey just so you guys know I was involved in a real bad motorcycle accident and messed my self up pretty bad they just finished patching me up so I’m stable but in little pain I did think of my fellow SOBs and had some pictures taken I’m going to go ahead and send them to mark when I can but wish me well fuckers.

  7. Guess since there might not be any new posts for a while all us guys can do is stare at 1girl and RebelK’s boobs. These jokes are starting to get lame…myself included.

  8. If anyone is still looking over the replies here I have a situation I could use some advice on. First off let me say that I have’nt gotten laid since before my accident a year ago. That being said, I met a chick online…I’ve been chatting with her for about a week now and we’re really hitting it off. Here’s where it get’s a little funky…she’s already flipping out over me…I sent her a couple of pics of me and she said I had her laughing on the phone so hard she orgasmed. She also said that her phone won’t send pics and her she does’nt know how to download pics on her computer. She’s either one dumb bitch who might be hot and worth banging or she could be…(Wait for it)…one oogly fucking cow who’s gonna break my cock and my spine again and leave me with nightmares for the rest of my pathetic life.
    I set up a date with her for this weekend…what the fuck should I do?
    Before you answer, read the first couple of lines again…

    • Why not set up a meeting in a busy place. Tell her to wear a certain colour or design shirt and then you can view her from afar, if she looks like Herman Munster’s secret love child then you can make a quick exit, no harm done.

      If its just a matter of getting laid, no strings attached, then why not just head down to a bar and grab any number of drunken wenches to take back home or pay for a room for the night.

      And don’t forget to wear protection, a weightlifters belt should do it.

      • @E.S., Sex is already implied, it’s just a matter of how desperate am I and how much load can my spine handle before the screws pop out and I become a human hinge. She described herself as pretty hot but hey…I’ve got a fifteen inch cock. I don’t expect her to be totally hot or anything…my biggest worry is that she might be a tranny. I’ve had nothing but bad luck with trannys in the last few years…I think I’ll take your advise and get drunk first…that way I won’t remember a thing.

    • 1st, Do your best to convince yourself that trannys aren’t a bad thing.

      2nd, Definitely go on the date with the intentions of seeing it through.

      3rd, Have some sort of controlled substance on hand that will completely and positively fuck up your vision..

      4th, Grab the bull by the horns…you’re morally obligated to “jump on the grenade for the boys” from time to time.

      5th, Just remember it will be over before you know it and you MIGHT be able to look back on it and laugh.

      6th, Tell us what happened.

      • @doc, you seem to have a pretty good game plan there…how about you go in my place…then if she’s hot you can hand off the ball to me and I’ll finish the play.

    • Brokeback, “nothing ventured, nothing gained” thats my standard reply to anyone who asks if they should go on a blind date, which thats what this basically sounds like. I hope everything works out and y’all have a good time!

      • Thanks IWM, I plan on going with a positive outlook. We’ve chatted on the phone a few times and she’s really cool and she has a nice laugh…a little deep at times but nice.

          • Holy shit! I just got off the phone with her and she is one horny bitch. That voice…itkeeps getting deeper and deeper.

    • Ugh…in my experience, chicks who “don’t know how to put pics on their computers” are bad news. I stopped meeting them once I discovered that I’m terrible @ ending blind date meetings with goons in a tactful manner.

      Hate to advise you against meeting the chick you’re talking about, as she may merely be a blithering dumbass with a gorgeous face and hot body…but I wouldn’t put money on it, if you know what I mean.

      • @Starry, I hear ya on the ending it thing, that’s why I usually never do blind dates. This chick pursued me though…guess I’ll just see how it goes.

        • I tried pursuing too, but i got passed by. Guess I’m just not his type! =( Lol, i also don’t have a raspy voice. Mine is more like that of a phone-sex operator! At least that’s what I’ve been told. Call me if you ever want a “good time”, over the phone!Lol

          • @JuicyJ, I’d bang you in a heartbeat and even take you out for dinner afterwards. I wish all the good ones were’nt so far away.

  9. Brokeback, have her lay on her back to save your unit. That being said, since she don’t know how to download pictures, she may only know missionary style sex.
    If your as honest in person as you are online, bring a six pack and a rose and well maybe no rose just a sizer and you’ll have her at hello.
    She could send you a photo via pony express if you wanna wait a few days.

      • Okay so I wrote a poem for her just in case she’s not all that.

        ” Roses are red…violets are blue.
        You’re a fat ugly bitch but I’ll still fuck you.
        I am here right now cuz I said I would show,
        you’re too fat to fuck so just give me a blow.
        …and when this is done, goodbye and good luck.
        Next time I’ll find some hot chick to fuck.

        • Then I wrote one for me…

          ” Steve be nimble, Steve be quick…if she gets on top she’ll break your dick.
          Fuck her fast or fuck her slow…or better yet just get a blow.
          If it gets too much then call it quits…right after you shoot all over her tits “.

          • Damn Steve- Shakespeare has NOTHING on you! ;)

            Roses are red, tulips are pink. Come to Cali and and I’ll eat flip-flops for you! Haha. JJ for BB is how it’ll go- no disappointments- becauseyou already know- there’s nothing but jiggle in this booty, Soooo bend me over and do your duty! ;) Ok, I tried to be cute and bust a flow, but I kinda fucked it up and soundedlike a hoe! Lol. Really I’m not, I’m just a cool chick- with a nicccce round thick booty-licious booty and some thick ass lips! Alright its painfullyobvious that I can’t rhyme, but you gotta give me some credit for taking the time- to write this out just for you- hope the other chick doesn’t split you in 2! I’d miss my favorite Gore guy and would probably stab myself in the eye! Then I’d upload it just for you becauseI know it would the right thing to do! Obviously I’m silly here- is that so wrong?! If you think I’m cute here- you should see me in a thong! ;) hahaha

          • @JuicyJ, dang girl…it’s not often that I’m speachless…you are incredibly cute and I really appreciate that message. Maybe I should cancel on the fat ugly bitch and hook up with you instead.

  10. I’ve got a nice big cheesy smile right now. =) Glad you checked back and saw it. You had me lmao at the S.S.O.S. comment, which i also responded to. You should email me sometime.. Lol ;)

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    Atleast it wasnt in thailand… you would be paying for the damage your foot caused

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