Caption this butthurt photo if you can.
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Am I gay? Am I straight? I just dont know I’m still on the fence with that one! – spiceyballs
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Shoud have gone to Specsavers. – SamDJ
I don’t always enjoy sticking things in my ass, but when I do I go for De fence! – PhantasmaGora
Don’t fence me in… – Sosabowski
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Tridents… for when things get out of hand…Fast
it must hurt bad, all i know is she will never get over that
If it was any deeper he would of needed a proctologist and a dentist.
Maxwell Smart “missed it by that much”
That’s great! LoL
King Neptune warned you about Messing around with Ariel.
I realize that is not really a “Trident” but it kind of looks that way in the pic.
Ariel is a lesbian?
The lick-le Mermaid
A new Lesbian BDSM porno!
Ouch! Anal must hurt!
haha
Vlad the impaler has returned from the grave.
vlad had a diffrent form of impalment. up the ass not though
a few inches to the left would’ve been ecstasy.
Satan has stepped his game up two fold
ow, i miss the spot
Rumprost is back on the menu boys.
Shoud have gone to Specsavers.
hehe =-D
step 3: plug DC for ‘ride the lightning’ experience
poseidon vs granny
POSEIDON WIN!
When two holes just aren’t enough.
Wrong hole wrong hole. Pull out pull out!!
Jenny thought about getting into a new sporty hobby, she wanted to get into fencing, but then the fencing got into her.
That “KY” anal lube can be a little tricky.
*SATAN*-
I told you bitch, I own your soul!
*LUCY*-
But honey I just wanted ice cream.
good reason not to mess with a “crips” post
Is it in yet?
The owner of that nice steel gate is gonna be awfully pissed.
Fork me in the ass
I don’t always enjoy sticking things in my ass, but when I do I go for De fence!
i assume that bruise was chuck Norris trying to slap her ass?
Thats for giving me blue balls, bitch.
Am i gay?am i straight?…I just dont know im still on the fence with that 1!
Lol! Nice one
Let’s not jump fences from now on you guys (:
Working outside can be a real pain in the ass…
is it in yet?
“You can do it, put your back into it.
Couldn’t do it, Put her crack in to it.”
Neptune’s triple penetration technique!
“One among the fence”
I told you, you are close to a pain in the ass…
What does dont let the gate hit you where the good lord split you – FAIL.
STICK A FORK IN HER, SHE’S DON… no wait, my bad
This is the work of Brick Tamland.
Piercings are getting way too flashy these days
Anal, youre doing it wrong
Oh, so that’s where the G-spot is.
So much for 1 up the bum no harm done!
“When running from the cops goes wrong”
The hungry pit bulls waiting at the bottom weren’t the only ones to have their bubble popped.
lolol. xD
Thanks MasochisticWays.
And I thought my ex was a pain in the ass.
your a pain in the ass….
Damn, a few inches to the right, but still got it in
“And we will stick it on a post for all the world to see as a symbol of what will happen to all the other assess if they disobey!”
It was a one in a million shot Doc!
I used to be an adventurer like you..but then I took an arrow to the ass.
Anyone who uses that ‘joke’ is a fucking homo. You fail.
i agree
i told him not to mess with the devil he’ll get a pitchfork where the good lord split ya.
ooh 5 inches short of the goal well at least the guy on the other end is a bad shot.
Fencing….
You’re doing it wrong ma’am.