I don’t know if it’s just me, but I find “Tipitapa” the coolest sounding geography related name ever. Just listen to the difference:
- I’m from Edmonton
- I’m from Tipitapa
Fuck yeah! They have the coolest names for places in Latin America.
The machete attack in this video took place in… well… Tapitapa, Nicaragua. A man identified by his nickname of “Moronguero” received at least 4 slashes, including a deep gash in the skull that exposed his brain. He was taken to Antonio Elenin Fonseca Hospital for an emergency surgery but despite efforts to save his life, the victim succumbed.
The suspected attacker is a man known as “El Pancho”. He’s suspected of trying to rob the defenceless Moronguero but the latter refused to give his stuff up and got chopped up.
Props to Best Gore member MajinBuu609 for the translation from Spanish. I would love to be from Tipitapa, but I’m not too fond of machete wielding robbers:
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Ugh, the gashes on his arm looked insane.. but I expected more brain…
I like missing fingers and such…
Brain matter flowing from skull cavity is always cool..
Have you ever had potted meat.. meat in a can? It feels just like brain after you start twidling your fingers in it.. I always associate the two, maybe I’m just hungry.. needed to see them brains to ease me…
The missing fingers and limbs kinda just weirds me out.. Not a big fan.. I’m always counting my toes just incase..
I wanted to see brains too!
Haha, I’ll pass on that if I do come across it.
@halie
Don’t you mean “needed to give some brain?” I’m sure mr Filth would oblige.
@jamal.. give? Idk.. perhaps.. I said brains and me in the same sentence isn’t that enough?…
@msHorror
Nope. Not enough. How’s our good friend killdafilth supposed to decipher that trickery?
He gets inside me and grasps what I mean… he said he’d pass that on.. That’s the reply I wished for… (;
Hahahaha I just giggled.
Everybody ! Oh a chop chop here an a chop chop there ,here a chop, there a chop, everywhere a chop chop!
Please do..
hey, glad to see you had time to peel yourself off of your cum-stained mattress and return to us. but you still haven’t cut off your tongue with those scissors…
Another dead (crack-head). But a different kind this time.
Nothing like trying to get a news report from the doctor while they’re wheeling the dying bastard down the hall. The gashes were deep but i also expected to see more exposed brains.
Tipitapa, is there a special meaning to that? It reminds me of Lake Titicaca. where did i get that from?
I love how they timed it so that just as the news reporter started talking, the doctors wheeled the patient round on the way to emergency surgery.
@XVIII, that’s what I was thinking too, I bet that reporter had inside information from the attacker.
I have an alluminium baseball bat strategically placed in my bedroom for intruders.I have been so impressd by the humble machette though, that i am thinking off getting myself one, they are very effective for changing others attitudes and intentions.
Where do you go to get machetes? Home depot?
any sporting goods shop.
When they were wheeling him down the hallway it reminded me of dirty Harry when that jit-bag paid that black guy to beat his ass for him
All this for 10 cordobas ($USD 0.41)?
this a****** beside me is nasty as s***
Tipitapa is not funny, it means “tita” in geringoso.