On the evening of Thursday January 24, 2013 a man identified only as “Carioca” was assassinated in the Nova República community, Ernesto Geisel suburb in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brazil. Carioca had his head beaten to a pulp with stones and a pressure cooker.
According to locals, the victim only moved to the neighborhood a week ago and each time he was seen, he was drunk. On the day of his murder there was a commotion in his house followed by ghastly screams. The residents alarmed the police but by the time they got to the scene, Carioca was already dead. The perpetrator has not been identified yet.
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- How Do Get So Mad You Beat Somebody Up Like That?
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- You Can See the Murder Weapon in This Photo – Pressure Cooker
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- Head Deflated Like a Week Old Helium Balloon
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- Looks Like Aside form Having His Head Beaten to a Pulp, He Was Also Stabbed in the Chest
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They always say “when seconds count, the cops are minutes away.” To sum it up, don’t be a drunk fuck and arm yourself against people who will kill you using any form of weapon they can.
He got fucked up.
Side note, I’ve always thought it’d be super badass to fight off a home intruder using just a can of pepsi. Whoop his ass with a soda can. Bragging rights.
under pressure(sing the queen song)
Haaahaha actually JUST got done jammin some Bowie as I read your comment.
Really? How does one “jam” to Bowie?
YOU WANTED THE BEST YOU GOT…….uh….hmmm….
BOWIE?
“Lets dance put on your red sh…………
Just fuckin wit ya lol
So you can say you opened a can of whoop ass!!
The man got what he deserves, there’s nothing worse than someone critising your cooking.
@Killajamal actually where I lived *apartments infested with minorities* I got to witness alot of shit growing up. ^_^ I would remember going to this kids house to go play x box because you know back then they were the shit so this one time I saw the kids mom and dad fighting the usual * domestic dispute going to assult* so the mom brand a frying pan and beats the shit out of the husband with it
wooh doggy how I love watching domestic disputes and assults < 3
Murder by pressure cooker? Well done.
well, that item is hot and I should be able to get it for a decent price now
How the fuck does that happen I’ve seen a pressure cooker and its like why the fuck would you want to use that but hey in the heat of battle anything goes including pressure cookers I guess.
What a mess. I hope his first name was Joe.
yeah more like sloopy joe
I don’t know what made me laugh more:
A) The thought of a man growing up, known as “Sloopy Joe”,
B) The fact that you phrased that anecdote like an 8 year old.
he looks at peace now and cured of his alcoholism.
“Carioca” is just a term that describes people from Rio de Janeiro. The pressure cooker element to this story is slightly amusing, Brazilians live in a staple of a certain kind of black beans, or “feijão”. They take ages to cook unless you use a pressure cooker, which makes pressure cookers as ubiquitous in Brazil as the old Havianas flip-flops. So this is almost like a Chinese person being murdered with chop sticks.
actually, i was thinking it would be more ironic (and fitting to this post) if a chinese person was killed with a rice cooker. it’s virtually unheard of for a chinese family to NOT own one
Hah…yes, of course..a much better analogy! Nice one.
He died as he didn’t live.
Is the pressure cooker OK?
They should have used a frying pan so his head woulda had that shape like in the cartoons.
In Tangled , a frying pan was the weapon of choice.
We live in times of pressure-cooker-snackbarists.
Hmmmm they should have put his head in the pressure cooker, not beaten him up with it, mind you the results probably would have been similar.
He looks a bit deflated, a little gaunt looking.
he cracked under pressure… dont hate me.
@1girl,
haha, good one.
I must say though I have a pressure cooker and it’s bloody brilliant. I cook up giant batches of food in no time. I think it’s its a very underated cooking utensil.
oh, and also it’s highly effective at braining somene.
Yeah 1girl ,everyone knew that he was all talk and would eventually cave in.
@drc yuck yuck yuck lol.
mama im goin to have to look into getting one of those!
What a crock! Get it?
What a crock!……
I’ll give up my pressure cooker when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
Heh heh heh……that was pretty funny
Now we know where RONCO does the durability tests. Set it and forget it!
His caved in space alien face would be perfect for a t shirt saying “You Mad Bro”?
Hahaha! Best comment!
His face looks like he had a bit of a ghetto nigger attitude as he was going out…
Look at this mush mouth!
looks like hes blowing a besito.
I’m blowing you a besito right now mi amor
I think his last word/s were chumpa-..
It makes me sad think that my first thought when I saw this was Arby’s.. Meoooooow
Whoever did it would be covered in blood so would be easy to identify.
Whoohooh! Lets cook him!
Ghastly screams? Now why did no one record them for us to listen to?
well i told his stupid ass i wasnt going to cook for him anymore and he didnt believe me so i just gave him a little pressure push.
He cracked under pressure so he spilled the beans