Man with Metal Tube vs Man with Machete Street Fight

Man with Metal Tube vs Man with Machete Street Fight

The long range weapon has a distinct advantage over the short range one, despite notoriously destructive blade. What good is a deadly blade if you can’t get to your target without being first lethally clubbed over your head?

Video from Brazil shows a street fight between a man with a metal tube and a man with a machete. The man with the metal tube had support from another guy but that one didn’t do much damage.

Between 0:14 and 0:17, the metal tube guy delivered a few bone crushing blows, effectively breaking the opponent’s arm and shoulder, but his machete wielding arm was still OK. Realizing he was in deep shit, the machete guy tried to flee but the tube guy kept swinging and with one blow knocked the machete out of the hand of his opponent. The machete guy figured that without his machete he stood no chance and stopped to pick it up – that was his fatal mistake. Literally.

As he bent over to pick the machete up, the tube guy clubbed him over the head with the tube, a blow which proved fatal. Albeit effectively knocked out, the tube guy delivered one more hip crushing blow to the pelvis, but at that time, the machete guy was no longer a threat. As a matter of fact, he was no longer alive – or at least pretty close to it.

It was just another lazy afternoon in Brazil

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93 thoughts on “Man with Metal Tube vs Man with Machete Street Fight

  1. I love how a amazingly calm that kid is signaling that the fights over. Fucking everyday occurrence in that shit hole, what a childhood

    • That would be awesome. Just find two guys who hate each other and offer them lots of money to battle in the Slum Dome. We can only dream of such an awesome day.

  2. Definitely nice for some morning coffee entertainment. Waaay better than anything i could see on the TV, that’s for sure! Wish it would’ve lasted a little longer though..

  3. am i the only one who believe that is a wooden pole ? the sounds of impact , if were metal , would be more acute . also a metal pole that long and thick would be difficult to maneuver and swing

    • You do realize the guy with the pipe won right? I think it boils down to what kind of skill you have with the weapon you choose. Big strong guy could swing that pipe with a lot of force and do serious damage whenever he connected.
      Oh, and fight was over before the head shot. Take a closer look – he broke that guys arm with an early shot. It was flopping around. Now, the same pipe that was lethal in that huge dude’s hands would be worthless in the hands of some pencil thin guy. Smaller guy (or a woman) would be better served with a knife.

  4. Pretty good fight but I think that Tubby was the deciding factor. When he threw that piece of tile at the guy with the machete, it knocked him off balance and he never recovered. The lesson is: Use a shield. Find a garbage can lid or something if you ever find yourself fighting a big, strong guy with a 10′ iron pipe or run like hell.

    • I wonder if he would have stood a chance if he had gotten a hand on that pipe so the guy couldn’t swing it and then with the other hand,swinging that machete like there’s no tomorrow!!! Of course there will be no tomorrow for that guy anyway!!!

  5. it would have been better if the iron bar dude walked away, chest inflated with his iron bar raised to the applause of the blood thirsty crowd.

  6. I really like how the victor smoothly walked away and melted into the street scene. Job done sort of thing. Sort of along the lines of the hero cowboy riding off into the sunset in the western movies.

  7. I also feel like the thrown rock messed that guys arm up, he blocked the full force of that throw with his hand you can tell it messed that arm up before dude laid that pipe on him (no homo)

  8. Hot damn!!!! He should’ve just ran as fast as he could!!! The part when he gets hit in the head!! Eww! It sounded like an egg being cracked!!!!!!

  9. Theres days I wanna kill my neighbor but than I see shit like this, so not worth it, just lifeless…for what? Probably drunk too. Can’t believe after billions of years we still kill each other over the stupidest shit. rape and molestation and such should be the only reasons a person is put to death or killed.

  10. What happened to the good old days when it was ‘toe to toe or let it go’? Man, people are so desensitized to violence. O well, that’s the new world we live in.

  11. There’s always some whaling bitch in the background..
    Its like, the video isn’t complete with out some asshole screaming their lungs off

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