By the looks of it, in Chiapas, criminals with machetes lurk even on remote dirt roads that don’t see any more traffic than one person a day. Fucking Chiapas!
A man riding a motorcycle was hacked to death on a remote dirt road near the town of Ciudad Hidalgo in Chiapas, Mexico. Most of the 15 slashes he received were fatal. One machete blow cut his right hand clear off.
The victim was identified as 48 year old Aroldo Pineda Gómez. His corpse was found by farmers who passed the dirt road to get to their fields. The motorcycle Aroldo had been riding was found 50 meters from the body. Motive for his murder is unknown. I guess it was a death by Chiapas. Like Caruaru in Brazil or Pattaya in Thailand, mere being there seems to be the reason for the Grim Reaper to harvest you.
His final death scene was so amazing that they gave him a hand.
The makers of the new Mad Max film should have used Best Gore as an information network of possible location shoots. Sadly however I am not sure that their insurance firm would cover the death of ten or so production members that would inevitably occur.
I see the death cheer team are present in pic #5.
Machetes come in handy in Mexico!!
viva la muerte!
Haha!
I used my machete to cut down thick weeds from my yard when I lived on the island of St. Kitts. :-/ Never thought to *take out* someone!
These limbs would make a great addition to my collection 😉
@gunky, one of these days you’re gonna lose one up there.
@Brokeback, na I just enjoy collecting those that have been attached to other people.
@gunky, why do I get the feeling that you are no stranger to toe fucking?
@Brokeback, I would offer you to come and find out for yourslf, but I know how busy you are 😉
Is that what a field hand looks like?
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Sank yoo, I be hearz all za week.
After his jerking hand was severed I doubt he would have wanted to go on living anyway.
He had always wanted to get his palm read…and now he can ship it to any fortune teller in the world by Fed Ex Express.
Hope it doesn’t cost him his arm and leg to get it there though!!
I can predict his fortune from here…worm food in a wooden box.
No need for a machete. He was already on a motorcycle. Just point him to the BR-95.
Even severed, the hand still can’t stop jerking.
Had he not been riding his motorcycle, chances are his cock would have been severed along with his hand.
Don’t forget to pay the toll troll….
From what I see I’m certain the killer was a male 5ft 6in tall and he was right handed. Most likely a juvenile delinquent who was upset that his mommy said no to him about smoking weed in the house. That’s what I conclude from all the photo evidence..
Circus Los Zeta goes around again!
The photo with the hand in the foreground is flippin’ awesome! I when I.die someone is there to take super awesome pics like that of me. Well that is of course I am all jacked up.
Props to the photographer!
indeed…and i will still be here to oggle them, my dear.
I sure hope so Oblit. I’m glad you understood what I was saying as I do believe I left out a few words. 😉 I would be honored!
And he’ll swear that you were already naked when he got there.
@Wifey- I’ll come to A and give you a nice photo shoot!!! Its kinda what i do in my spare time. I’ll do some nice closeups and capture the feel of the moment as well! 🙂
Motorcycle, machete, Chiapas, Gomez. Just toss in a cartel and it’s the most typical death one can have in Mexico.
It’s so typical it’s classified as Died from Natural Causes.
Well, well, well. Our touristic and beloved Chiapas again. This city, Ciudad Hidalgo, is actually the last spot before crossing to Guatemala. So, it wouldn’t surprise me if the perpetrator were a Guatemalan.