Drccoco sent me these pics saying that they are the hard to find autopsy photos of Selena. And I’m like… who? Selena who? Who the fuck is Selena? I had to do some digging and asking around to find out that Selena Quintanilla Perez was a famous Latina singer that was shot and killed by a responsible gun owner. If like me you’ve asked yourself who the fuck Selena was, that basically tells you how relevant her music must have been.
The responsible gun owner who shot Selena Quintanilla to death was a manager of Selena’s fan club – that’s right, Selena had her own fan club. She was able to fool enough people into liking her music to have a fan club, but unable to get someone who’s stable enough to not be a gun snackbarist to manage it.
Selena Quintanilla allegedly discovered that Yolanda Saldívar, the manager of said fan club was extorting money from the club and fired her ass. Three weeks after the boot, Selena met with Yolanda Saldívar in a Days Inn hotel in Corpus Christi, Texas to get the club’s financial records from her. Yolanda Saldívar pulled the oh so popular “I was raped” sob story at Selena to make herself look like she’s a victim of some reptilian force so the whole world would bend over and feel sorry for her.
After a few shenanigans with going to a hospital and then to a motel, Selena remained adamant about Yolanda handing over the papers to which Yolanda, being the responsible gun owner, responded by shooting Selena in the back, severing her artery. The singer died from blood loss in the hospital.
Two things we learned from this – one which we already know is that responsible gun owners are people who would get over themselves if they didn’t have a gun but because they do, they turn to the steel when someone steps on their big toe. Secondly – bitches who brag about rape are full of shit. I know real rape victims and also know a bunch of fake rape victims. Fake rape victims bring their rape up each time the opportunity presents itself. Real rape victims take a very long time to get comfortable enough with you to start talking about it and it unravels bit by bit. Never trust a spoilt bitch who brings up rape to get her way.