At a convenience store of sorts somewhere on the coast of São Paulo, Brazil, a security guard working his shift was gunned down by a trip of assassins who arrived on bicycles from different directions.
The guard was unable to react in time to the gunfire and was killed. One of the assassins was a bit too slow and didn’t get a chance to contribute meaningfully to the murder.
The absolute ace of the video is the guy sitting on his motorcycle outside. There’s an active hit taking place right next to him in real time, yet he gives zero shit and won’t let deadly bullets flying about disturb his day. The grand total of fucks given by that guy is nil.
Also, I just had to keep an eye out for flip flops, cause if hitmen arrive on bicycles, you know they’re gonna wear them flippy floppies. And sure enough, at least one of them did and managed to lose one for a moment during the get away. Gosh I love Brazil.