A case of drunken hit and run was caught on a CCTV camera in Brazil. A well toasted motorcyclist ran into a parked car and got tossed on top of it. The video of the video doesn’t provide clear enough picture, but I think he may have dived into and buried his head in the rear windscreen.
Somehow he and his motorcycle survived well enough to escape the accident scene, leaving behind the damaged car. You can tell by the way he rode away how loaded the guy was. He didn’t wear a helmet, but I guess he would have to be sober to die headbutting a stationary object off a motorcycle.