There are only two possible answers here – either the driver was completely wasted drunk, or the vehicle was operated by a female driver. I can totally, realistically picture a female driver pulling off something this absurd behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.
At first, the driver bumped into a parked car and triggered its alarm. During the attempt to flee, the driver misjudged the size of their vehicle and hit three other parked cars, for a total of four, overturning the vehicle during the run in with the fourth. How can someone fail so much in such a short period of time is beyond me. Some people should not be allowed to drive.