Horny Bull Mounts Cow on a Road, Causes Traffic Accident

Horny Bull Mounts Cow on a Road, Causes Traffic Accident

Horny Bull Mounts Cow on a Road, Causes Traffic Accident

Poor bull mounted his cow and was this close to dipping his dick in a sweet cow pussy when he was interrupted. But poor cow took direct hit from driver who wasn’t able to stop in time. The cow walked away on all her four, but I’m sure she was hurting badly.

The accident was caught on dashcam I’m not sure where, but probably in Russia or elsewhere in former Soviet territory (Blyat gave it up). Take note of the yellow diamond with white border road sign. Its meaning is “Main Road” – I only remember seeing it in this part of the world. Very useful sign. I actually found driving in countries that don’t use it stupid after driving in countries that do, cause that sign tells you that crossing traffic will either face a yield or a stop sign. Without it you simply don’t know.

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62 thoughts on “Horny Bull Mounts Cow on a Road, Causes Traffic Accident”

      1. Yea im sure that car was softer then those bulls ramming each other. That cow can take alot worse. Huge bone structures. She didnt even limp off. I bet that twanged that bulls pecker pretty good. Prob get the blue balls.

  1. Maybe that was the Bovine equivalent of a “Red Light District” ?? Seemed to be a lot there touting for business ! He picked the wrong one.

  2. You could plainly see some cattle on the left hand side of the road, before the accident. That would have been a clue to me, to be aware that there could be more livestock loose, to slow down. Since the cow was able to get up and walk off, it probably survived.

    1. Also in total agreement @it’s.
      I’m wondering if there was some ‘cattle crossing’ roadside signs as well.
      Either way, I bet the front of that car had a big dent in it. The driver will pay more attention in the future.

  3. You shouldn’t be fucking on the side of the road. Seriously, I got arrested once just for pissing on the shoulder. My bladder was in danger, man! What choice did I have? Wait, what was this post about?

    1. I believe you, because you wouldn’t be around. The driver would have step on the gas instead of the brakes. Cows have redeeming social value.

  4. I’ve heard of donkey punch. But the cow bump didnt work out for the bull.
    By the way, did you see the size of that bulls dick?
    No wonder he’s humping all over the road. those cows prob never stop calling him.

    1. Allah Snackbar my Arab Brother. But praise be to the prophet, there is nothing sweeter than fucking goat asshole. Unless it’s sweet 12 year old boy asshole.

    2. I knew a dude when I was a kid who was caught on cctv shagging a cow, got arrested for it. We used to call him Joe the Pole, fuck knows why cos he was actually from Lithuania.

  5. Theirs two bulls sitting on top of a hill looking down on some cows. The one bull says hey pops lets run down the hill and do one of those cows….. Papa bull says no son “lets walk down “and do them all!

  6. “Take note of the yellow diamond with white border road sign. Its meaning is “Main Road” – I only remember seeing it in this part of the world”

    Really? I never knew it… I thought that this was an international sign (as other signs are). Interesting fact.

  7. That cow was a tank! Probably wasn’t even phased! Love how the other cows saw it as a prefect opportunity to just cross while the cars were stopped! Lol

  8. i would think she would at least brake her legs,but apparentyly not,the bull was a gentleman tho,he saw what happen and decided to let her go,didnt want to take advantage of someone who just got run over

  9. “Not a single fuck was given”

    Cow just chilled and continue with her business..

    -Did you see how strong bones cow have? They take it from grass, not milk. Cow milk calcium is bad for people, don’t drink that shit if you want strong bones.

    1. It’s the bull that has the strong bone. lol

      But I do agree, calcium is for making concrete harder, not bones. Take vitamin K-2 (or eat fermented soy beans) and drink beer if you want strong bones.

  10. that killed the mood big time.hey honey I have a headache hell how about I got hit by a car! what can’t push me out of the fucking way..and you know he picked the middle of the road..no baby no cars are coming. neather are you..lol

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