Recent viral video out of Lithuania shows a nice dishing out of instant street justice.
The vid starts with the cameraman and two friends who look to be junkies wilfully obstructing the highway. At least, that’s the official term for it here in the UK where it’s a crime. One sad case in England saw a tramp who would beg from the middle of the road until police arrested him for his own safety. He got a bed for the night in the cells, and hot food, then he went out and did it again.
I may feel bad for the British tramp but I don’t feel remotely sorry for these three assholes. While the tramp picked small roads, begged politely, let traffic move round him, and had a genuine need, these three idiots are the exact opposite. While two of them sit square in the central lane, their cameraman pal dances round, screwing up one lane, then the other, laughing like a maniac while the two sitters flip off the oncoming drivers.
The fun starts when a coach from the capital city Vilnius shows up. The driver won’t take no shit and tries to scare the trio into moving by nearly ramming them with the bus, Bristol-style.
The three stooges incredibly still don’t take the hint so it’s up to the aggrieved motorists to take action. After a hot girl fails to intimidate them, a couple of men decide enough is enough and the human waste is hurled bodily off the road. Good riddance.
Thankfully, this likely doesn’t even count as assault; after all, it’s easy enough to claim it was all done for the men’s own safety. Wouldn’t want them getting run down by a bus, now, would we?