Monywa Gatekeeper Casually Owns Two Motorcyclists

Monywa Gatekeeper Casually Owns Two Motorcyclists

You shell not pass!

Monywa is a town in Myanmar, formerly known as Burma. What you see in this video is a Myanmar style toll booth. In the beginning of the video, a motorcycle stops to pay the toll and the gate keeper opens the gate for them to pass. Seeing that the gate is open, a bicyclist coming right after the paying motorcycle and a motorcycle coming from the opposite direction attempted to sneakily squeeze through without paying. The gatekeeper didn’t think so.

The fact that those two were coming from opposite sides at the same time negated the force each of them individually would exert upon the gate. It was pure brilliancy how the gate keeper owned them both with a single swing of the gate. Better yet, the gate bounced and returned to the gatekeeper like it had a mind of its own. Awesomeness personified.

Author: Vincit Omnia Veritas

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67 thoughts on “Monywa Gatekeeper Casually Owns Two Motorcyclists”

      1. @nuvosordo-props to you! I searched for 4 fucking hours for exclusive content to submit and I couldn’t find ANYTHING!!! Close I came to was a police shooting with an almost riot and black people going crazy in San Francisco, but the damn cop was standing in front of the body and all you could see was a puddle of blood. Just didn’t think it would entertain my BG fam very much. 馃檨 I would like to see more from the US. So my search continues but damn it’s hard! So fuck the haters!! I appreciate any submission that makes it on! Hope I get lucky! 馃檪

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        1. Hey, sometimes Grumpy the Judge Dredd Cat manifests as TheJewMinator, and when that happens- it’s judgement time.
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          1. now that would be a funny video! my cat does the same thing, but with my feet. I’m glad you like the new pic, easier to see that I’m a lady and no muscle man. @brokeback

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  1. Janus was the ancient Roman god of beginnings and transitions, the gatekeeper for heaven, and was often depicted as having two faces, therefore smiting two cheating little cock limpets would be child’s play to one such as he.

  2. Ching and Chong were riding along, as they flew through the gate they heard a loud gong.
    Chong asked Ching if he was okay, but Ching was pissed off because Chong did’nt pay.
    So Chong said to Ching “I don’t give a fuck”, next time you’ll listen when I tell you to duck.

    1. LOL, I swear I can see colors when I read you comments, Broke. Shit, you comments are pure genius when you are high on Oxycodone. You are a crazy white person, did you know that? You probably already did.

    2. And I thought I was the BG poet for all my little caption this photo contest limericks.

      BB, I bow to your superior skill my good sir. Anyone who can transform what we just saw into a Cheech and chong poem proves himself a worthy bard.

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          Rotten Stench (dunno, I might have seen him on a resent post; but I have the memory of a gold fish, so what gives)
          Drexel (this guy is epic)
          BIG JOHNSON
          Alex from 1Guy1Cup (just thinking about him makes my asshole hurt)
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