Traffic Accident on Ilha de Itaparica Results in Triple Fatality

Traffic Accident on Ilha de Itaparica Results in Triple Fatality

Three people died in fatal accident which occurred on Ilha de Itaparica, an island off the coast of Bahia in Brazil.

The accident occurred at 12:40 pm on October 14, 2013 on the BA-001 highway. One passenger suffered nasty skull destruction.

55 thoughts on “Traffic Accident on Ilha de Itaparica Results in Triple Fatality

  1. One minute you’re a thinking, human being…the next, your “thoughts” are lying on the asphalt like a broken jar of strawberry jam. Brutal.

  2. Don’t lose your head because of road rage. This is a paid public service announcement. I am a non-attorney spokes person for the save your head foundation.

  3. This is why a lot of people drive around in big Hummer-tank-mobiles. They want that to be YOUR brains on the pavement, not theirs! Selfish survivalist dicklicks… :P

    • Accidents happen everywhere you dumbass. It’s just that people in other countries are such pussies to be able to look at that let alone record it.

      • Just so you know, Brazil is f*cked. People here drive like assholes without the slightest regard for themselves or anybody else. The cars here are substandard tin boxes and you would be hard pressed to find 100m of asphalt without a major pothole. Can’t wait to sell my substandard piece of shit so I can leave this dump.

  4. Skull fucked by lady asphalt, the kinky bastard. Should have worn protection, she is a cruel mistress. If only someone had captured the crash as it happened on a high speed HD camera, we could watch it backwards and see his brains and skull re-assemble. Like the melty terminator. I’m guessing this guy is not one of those. Scoop up what’s left of his brain and give it to Mr. Lector, he makes a doozie of a brain stir-fry

  5. Brazilians being the usual rude scum they are, pointing their cameras to people who just died.
    On the other hand, if it wasn’t for the brazilians, we wouldn’t have wonderful new gore videos every week.

  6. At least it was over for them in a head splitting second, possibly the best way to go out, napping in the backseat for eternity. .If Mr. Mark does make Brasil his new home he could install those HD cameras all about & Hwy BR-001 & other places, watching Brazil Live. The flip flops would be everywhere

  7. I had a hard time making out exactly what I was looking at- then I remembered in Brazil- it’s usually brains and asses. Looks like he suffered from a splitting headache as he bit the dusty asphalt! =(

  8. seriously, if this ever happens to me I want to be prepared. That’s why I am going to tell my family, friends, and probably enemies too (enemies more likely to comply) to try to get to accident scene, record my dead ass ,and have it sent to Gore.com.

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