Train Surfer Killed, Potential Fulfilled

Train Surfer Killed, Potential Fulfilled

This video had all the attributes of a perfect candidate for the “This Had Great Potential” placement, but sudden and unexpected turn it takes toward the end puts it into a whole new league.

A young thrill seeker was surfing a local train in Mumbai, India by intentionally riding outside off structure gauge on the side of the train. He appeared to be quite skilled at it and was putting on quite a show for both passengers inside and random spectators outside.

The train surfer successfully dodged several affixed structures, such as power posts, traffic lights and tunnel walls but then… something smacked him in the head. It is hard to tell from the video if he eventually failed to dodge something stationary or if someone threw something at him, but given the speed the train had, I can’t see a possibility of him having survived the impact.

153 thoughts on “Train Surfer Killed, Potential Fulfilled”

          1. I’m white you fucking inbred hillbilly molester. Now go fuck your sister the Whore. You puke face pussy bitch punk ass goof faggot. If you’re not a Jew then stop sucking their cocks you retarded fuck.

        1. What started the whole Col. Sanders thing? KFC is pretty delish, but it gives me explosive shits.
          I like to eat it the night before I have to visit the snobby side of town so I can lean my ass off the edge of the shitter and splatter a greasy load on the floor next to it. It is my way of getting back at “The jewish Machine”

          1. hahahaha! Culturaaly enriched felt the need to start insulting people so I thought I would let him know that he looks like Colonel Sanders. He likes Jews and sticks up for them. He doesn’t like me talking about or exposing Jews so he likes to name call.

  1. Dumb dog Millionaire

    The story of a Mumbai teen who grew up in the slums, learning to surf trains for local adoration and a few extra Rupees who then goes on to become a figure of fun for millions around the world when his head makes first contact with a metal structure at high speed.

    It’s an heart warming story and manages to possess both action and comedy elements whilst remaining true to it’s self, a real tear jerk drama. I wouldn’t be surprised in years to come if the term Indian head massage takes on a all new meaning.

    I give this movie six out of ten mainly because it was not recorded in high definition and did not have the usual high quality surround sound, but if you can get past that initial barrier you will find a most enjoyable movie.

      1. Thanks dre, My humour tends to be a bit odd and as such isn’t understood by many and I suppose that’s a good thing because humour is much like any other cognitive process in that it is entirely subjective and thank fuck for that because the world would be in an even bigger mess if everybody accepted everything without ever thinking for themselves, without searching for their own truth, without establishing their own likes and dislikes.

        That sadly is one of the problems of modern society in that we are not allowed to think differently, to question the accepted otherwise we are punished and it is for this reason why our societies are so fragmented and why our politicians, bank owners and corporations get away with abusing and destroying us.

        Anyhow, I have turned another comment into a rant and therefore feel a bit ashamed for my one track mind and so I apologise to those who might be getting tired of my long winded speeches.

        Oh, and in case anyone might have been wondering, my comment was a parody on the movie Slumdog millionaire.

  2. Oh I’d bet 50 he’s a goner, if he survived the hit he didn’t survive being run over which to me looked likely. Just a guess but the train could have been going around 70 clicks / hr but just guessing. Seemed more than fast enough for his brain to smash into the side of his skull and maybe crack his skull. Any other opinions?

  3. A real train surfer would tether himself to the train with a leash!

    Looking through the interweb though, it’s rather funny and a true Darwin situation. There’s a video of someone bragging about being the worlds best train surfer, which is generally done on the roof of the train, in Melbourne and yup, dead right after. There are people talking about in Brazil that a bunch of train surfer are being electrocuted and being cooked down to the size of a “ham” once they find them up there because some of those trains run on extremely high currents. That’s a video I want to see actually as I couldn’t find any photos or anything.

  4. What kind of shit is this..this is the shit mogili does for shits and giggles man..are you laughing now and their fucking games..or thrills..let’s ghostride the fucking train..dumb twat..nice smack noise this niger made tho when he got it tho…i love how the stupid naturally eradicate themselves…..=/

  5. Whoops upside your head!

    Now we know how all of those “ding ding ding” sounds are made near trains! I’ve always wondered about that!

    Once again BG proves to be the single greatest fountain of information that we mere mortals access!

  6. If wearing red Vietnamese hooker pants out in public or to work seemed like a good option, I’d be looking for fun ways to kill myself as well. Those were more, no one’s gonna see me since I’ll be home all day pants.

  7. I could tell that something was going to happen about 3/4 of the way through the video; he must have got tired or something because he was not ‘doging’ so well and had a few very near misses. He finally got what he deserved for his stupididy. Wonder if he gets to doge the gates of heaven?

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