Bloody Extraction of Large Eggplant from Ass of Man

Bloody Extraction of Large Eggplant from Ass of Man

Bloody Extraction of Large Eggplant from Ass of Man

As far as the videos of people needing help from doctors to get shit they shoved up their asses surgically extracted are concerned, they are about as rare as Jews telling six million lies.

We’ve seen just about any thing that can go in there, be in there, so why not an eggplant, or whatever it is that looks like one? No ass lullaby is complete without an eggplant, right? I heard eggplant goes well with Fanta. But these butchers sure re-drilled his ass to get that thing out. Fuck!

Props to Best Gore member @13lunt420media for the video:

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186 thoughts on “Bloody Extraction of Large Eggplant from Ass of Man”

        1. one time I heard on Howard stern this guy fucked cantaloupe. I wa me like what ?!!! Then my second thought was how ?? Lol. He said get a cantaloupe and cut a hole as round as your cock and press through. He said the suction is unreal. Well me being a child and a very horny one at the time got all coked up and went to the store and bought one. I tried it. Holy shit he wasn’t kidding. Best blow job ever lmfao. I did it. Hahahahah. I fucked a fruit. Shoving one up your ass noooooo fucking way. Hahahahahhahhaa

          1. Dont start sexually meddling with those fruits and vegetables as they say its very adicktive…….
            PS. What is a cuntaloupe anyway? Not that I’d like to try it or anything….

      1. Hey Ken, look up aubergine (no cap needed, btw.) The word derives, through French and other languages, from a Sanskrit word which translates as “EGGPLANT”.

        Literally: eggplant.

        Sorry, Ken, but fuck you. We’re right. It’s an eggplant.

      1. OK, if you had those forceps in hand, would you rather be flipping some steaks on the grill or retrieving stray vegetables?

        By the way, I don’t see the difference between the featured video and your recent experience with alternate elective procedure.

  1. So the eggplant is the next after the corncob in the buttstufables ranking?
    Or are there some in between that we’ve missed here…

    Also why not wait till it composts to a smaller, more poopable format?

    Oh wait…otherwise we wouldn’t have had this clip :-p

  2. Wow one of the funniest things I’ve seen on here. The celebration at the end was awesome. Surely that bloke would have to move to another country after wards just to ensure he was never recognised by Casualty staff again……
    I didn’t know eggplants could pass on HIV and herpes and shit so I spose at least he was trying to be safe!

  3. I remember special education kids doing this all the time when I was growing up, I gave them bug-bombs to stuff up their anus and when it went off the gas would go up their colon and fill it until they vomit with a nasty taste in their mouth.

        1. A berry?!….
          Dangit Then this specimen has to be the elusive:

          “Goliath Dingleberrius Internanallus”

          This has to be the 1st time it has been filmed outside of its natural habitat.
          I hope Sir David Frederick Attenborough will do a documentary on this asap!

  4. When you work in a large hospital, whether in the A&E department or not, you get to hear of all the celebrities who come in to have an alien removed by Mr Proctologist (rectal foreign body removal)

    The excuses they concoct are always priceless. Also, never put a flaccid penis inside a beer bottle, unless you want a surgeon to use a diamond saw to cut the ring of the bottle off.

  5. It’s easy to find humor in the thought of this guy pulling down his plants and shoving fruit in his looms, but the yolks on us. This late term a portion of this booty baby, just set us behind. The human-fruit hybrid was going to be the solution to fetus all.

    1. Yep ya’re dead right …….It’s more like he does seem to have annually subscribed & not just for a year .but in his own words he says Better Homos and Gardens Magazine is the best there is .
      After all their caption says it all
      ” Backyard is where you grow & Butthole is where ya shove ”
      lol@asskingforanal

  6. His is a sad tale where he knows cocks are aplenty but no one to get riveted on to .
    Fed up with his dilemma he chose the vegan way of settling things up for his beloved anal canal cause he
    knows cocks are meaty and therefore for a vegan; eggplant or something similar seemed like his best choice for that day .
    I guess but he chose an over sized one, instead
    Should have tried shoving baby sized first .
    Hey ya Cocksucker here’s wishing ya better luck next time
    Listen what do the fags say …….The bigger, more deeper in there , much better fun it always is.
    Lest forgotten, a big kudos to the team of cheersome
    Doctors & nurses as their nagging worries as to what to cook for lunch is well taken care of .
    Burp !

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