Caught on CCTV – Chubby Shares Erotic Moments with a Motorcycle

Caught on CCTV - Chubby Shares Erotic Moments with a Motorcycle

Caught on CCTV - Chubby Shares Erotic Moments with a Motorcycle

Let me start this post by saying how hard it is for me to find the words to express how awful I feel about what happened to Brazil today in Belo Horizonte. The most humiliating defeat in the history of Brazilian football happens during the semi finals of the FIFA World Cup held in Brazil. I can’t imagine how it must feel for Brazilians to have witnessed this unfathomable fiasco. It’s as if someone replaced Team Brazil with Team Never-Seen-A-Footbal-Match-In-My-Life overnight.

Congratulations to Germany, though. I’m sure beer pours by the tankloads through the pipes in every German pub right now. And what a boost in confidence for the upcoming finals. Whoever ends up facing Germany in the MaracanΓ£ Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, will be standing against the team that just beat Brazil 7:1. That match will have been half won by Germany before it starts.

Best Gore <3 Brazil, so in the spirit of solidarity with our Brazilian friends, I'm gonna retract into a corner and mourn. But to make things more bearable, here's a CCTV video of a chubby sharing a few intimate moments with a motorcycle. The hilarity is so outlandish, I can't even tell if it's a man or a woman. Props to Best Gore member Another Brazilian for the video:

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151 thoughts on “Caught on CCTV – Chubby Shares Erotic Moments with a Motorcycle”

          1. They still show that cartoon. Digitally remastered
            Surely with all the hair it would be harder to control the direction the ball comes of a header.

    1. What a horrible concept being proud to be German, well the horrible arrogant orange Dutch are out.Now Argentina a south american team playing with passion and the greatest player since Maradona will force loew to pick his nose and eat boogers in despair and finish this very average German team.Argentina will be world champions on sunday…….

      1. hahaha argentinia needed penalty’s haha! argentinia plays ANTI-football the Germans on the other hand play with passion! there match against brasil was amazing! while argentinia always wan’t to interupt the game with filthy tackels and faults… so you guys suck ass! Deutschland ?ber all!

        1. Not a pretty site watching an overweight geezer playing out his bike fetish fantacy while totally bollock naked . And he rubbed his sweaty arse on that bike seat , ooooof I bet that leather stinks worse than a submariners jockstrap !

          How are you @Bat ?

          1. Hiya Stomp!

            I’m still smiling (even after that horrid vid)

            Glad the 4th is over. Couple of my wolves freaked and dug some really deep dens, bunkering down refusing to come out.
            I hate fireworks!

            Hope all is well with you!!

          2. So wolves are the same as dogs !? ,we used to have a right job on trying to console the dog on bonfire night , she was a quivering wreck, poor bugger .

            Maybe your wolves will emerge when they’re hungry !?

          3. Maybe they think its one hell of a storm that won’t go away.

            They’re coming around. One missed her feeding. It’s the one I drove to California last summer to rescue. She was saved from a trap. Think she was shot at while out there.

  1. Fuckin aids smeared all over the bike now. Imagine being the owner and someone shows you this video. You’d have to put it up for sale. “one careful owner, bike has never been involved in any accidents or threesomes, low mileage with no mystery stains, first to see will fuck.”

  2. Shit, did that horny motherfucker spank his own ass whilst riding his machine? Well that’s a first…

    And as for the brazilian football team I wonder if they will be making a cameo appearance here on our lovely site soon!

  3. Now that’s what you call riding the hog. It hides behind the wall to get dressed but has no shame in sliding its junk and sloppy ass all over the seat. The fuck is wrong with people. Thx ate for being a boner killer haha.

          1. From my vantage point, it appears that both his arms were upright, indicating that both his hands were firmly on the steering apparatus.

            The dead giveaway, is when he started slapping his ass.

            …this has been known to be reactionary with me as well, after slitting the seat cover and applying the right amount of motorcycle oil.

    1. alicatt I don’t think so, It’s standing right next to my bed. the only one that fuck’s my baby is me πŸ˜‰
      Gotta roll it out & get my things flapping again!
      I love you’re new pic, let’s make some boozie baby’s πŸ™‚

    1. I was picturing a mangled morphed unification of human and bike components, something akin to the movie “the fly” where jewy Jeff Goldblum mixes with a fly and then the promiscuous Goldblum fly goes for round 2 (the slut) and comes out as a mixture of human, fly and the internals of the machine. Then again, there’s a good chance the bike wasn’t ovulating so I’m not gunna hold my breath for that. But what a sight it would be.

  4. first..this is some funny ass shit! had to get some whiskey for that song! second..brasil got there asses handed to em 7 times…what goes around comes around…that thunder strike before the game tells you it wasn’t gonna be good for the da silvas! greed,kicking people out their homes,murders,don’t fuck with life cause it will fuck you even harder! if argentina wins this cup on brazilian soil that will be the the ultimate fuck you to brasil by the gods,spirits or whatever the fuck is out there!!

  5. The only emotion I feel from watching crestfallen Brazilian Soccer fans is…

    … hilarious elation! It’s a game and nothing else!

    But I do suffer when I see them crying over the loss…

    … suffer from fits of laughter, that is.

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