Different type of Caption Photo Contest. Try this one if you can. Thanks a lot Lilith for the pic.
This pic got so many absolutely precious captions, I had to expand both Best Caption and Runners-up sections and still had to leave many gems out. Brilliant job you guys.
Best Caption
:
Is she trying to de-flower that cactus? – Whitechapel
Poison Ivy’s Prom Night – gx5555
Runners-up
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She calls it her Cocktus – BIG JOHNSON
My version of watering the plants. – Angry Chicken
Gotta be a better way to get rid of crabs!! – sickdaddy
Those Greenpeace chicks fucking love plants… Oh sorry, love fucking plants. – muzza
Coming this Summer: Roger Moore as Ian Fleming-s James Bond 007 in CACTOPUSSY – Pyromaniac
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that’s the best prick iv’e ever had. better than any man
Funny!
try trojans new condom the spiker
polish tickler
she likes needledicks
Very good.
My version of watering the plants.
HAHAHHA winner.
Wow vf pics just… Wow
Win!
lol winner
nice
a new meaning to soiling yourself?
the miracle when baby cactus are born.
lol xD
prickle bush
My feeling when listening to Justin Bieber
yes!!
Win!
Lmao. Exactly.
‘Get off my cactus you cunt’
ahahahaha
I reckon!
Like it!!
so many different pricks, but why break the habit of a life time
i call it ” stupid bitch”
I didn’t mean it literally when I told you to “go fuck a cactus!”
Just because a cactus is a “succulent” does NOT mean you should sit on it…
woman- You needledick Prick!
Catsus- You don’t mind.
Poison Ivy’s Prom Night.
jokes!! love it
She fucked a lot of little pricks I’m told
She got fucked by a bunch of little pricks:-)
Thus is the reason this new line of Summers Eve was immediately discontinued
that is seriously sexy
Where is ‘Hung Like a Mouse’, This lady obviously wants a little prick.
Looks mega comfortable
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hows that for a caption.
Nice people on the internets LOL
And now we know what Miracle Grow is made of, somehow I’m not surprised.
In our clinic we treat infertility with acupuncture
When poking a hole in your boyfriends condom with a needle just doesn’t do the trick.
ive heard of loving all living things…but not literally
Why didn’t I think of this earlier?
Looks like that cactus from ed ed n eddy weaseled his way into amateur porn.
What’s the similarity between this chick and a porsche?
Please do tell .
The term “Balls of Steel” ain’t got nothin’ on this bitch….
“mum, can you show me how to water my cactus?”
“sure thing, sweetheart”
*SQUAT*
“HOLY FUUUUUUUU…”
Thats the best one Ive read on here
LOVE IT!
Her son has also taken pictures of her shucking corn and scaling fish with those sloppy gaping flaps.
‘Teeth 2′ to be released Spring 2012.
‘Teeth 2′ to be released Spring 2012. Gives a new meaning to vagina dentata.
I guess the texturized condom just wasn’t enough
It’s for bragging rights.
She can now say: “I did 40 pricks at one time.”
If this bitch got stranded in the dessert, she wouldn’t have to worry about what to fuck!
After her boyfriend ate her pussy, he thought…”I don’t know if I’ll be able to do this anymore… Getting past the stench of rotten fish is one thing but choking on all those fish bones is another”.
ha haa made me laugh out loud!
“it started as a wart and kept on growing” replied the cactus..
She calls it her Cocktus
Shes seen more Prick ends then Week ends
Remember apply lots of Manure around your plant, and for advance gardeners you grab your lube and…..
WELCOME! Love the comments!
Its a Cacpus
LOL
Still a better love story than Twilight.
gotta be a better way to get rid of crabs!!
i wanna see the aftermath of that …go on…pull it out..i dare ya
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Cactus…
It’s a healthy seedling!
I said Aloe Vera you dumb ass!
That’s nothing for “Vacuum Pump Vanessa”…..It would take a chainsaw too pierce all the scar tissue she has from previous STD’s.