Dick was bad so he got grounded. – Brokeback
After the recent horse meat scandal in the UK, David was taking no chances with the kids burgers this week – Yorak Hunt
May contain traces of nuts. – Roamer
Roberto was determined to have his new girlfriend suck his dick. Even if it meant through a straw. – chemist
Today I recieved my handjob 5000. Although I found the manual concise and easy to understand, I think I may have found a design flaw. I have included a photo to help you identify the said flaw.
Under the sales act I am entitled to a full refund, and I will send you back the goods.
Jim no jane doe – argybob