The Caption This Photo Contest #72

Penis in Hand Powered Meat Grinder

Best Caption

Dick was bad so he got grounded. – Brokeback

Runners-up

After the recent horse meat scandal in the UK, David was taking no chances with the kids burgers this week – Yorak Hunt

May contain traces of nuts. – Roamer

Roberto was determined to have his new girlfriend suck his dick. Even if it meant through a straw. – chemist

Honorable Mention

Dear sir/madame,

Today I recieved my handjob 5000. Although I found the manual concise and easy to understand, I think I may have found a design flaw. I have included a photo to help you identify the said flaw.

Under the sales act I am entitled to a full refund, and I will send you back the goods.

Yours faithfully,

Jim no jane doe – argybob

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210 thoughts on “The Caption This Photo Contest #72

  1. Saying “Fresh ground sausage” just seems too easy on this one…
    I wonder what he’ll do if you ask for some truffle shavings…. break out the cheese grater and have a go at the sack eh?

  2. Right after some asshole in the city yelled “Eat a Dick!” at Frederic, little did he know that Frederic takes everything literally.

  3. There once was a man named schnider.
    Who got himself a new meat grinder.
    He pulled out his wank,
    And gave it a crank,
    And found out he wasn’t the wiser.

  4. All our meat products are fully traceable back to source. However, we would like to warn customers our new range of sausage meat may contain traces of nuts…

  5. Oh ,shit, I can’t think of nuthin’ on this one, but how’s this? 3 kids, in school yard in third grade 1 irish, 1 italian, 1 black. They say lets play a game, the game, who’s got the biggest weenie, irish kid whips it out, then the italian whips it out and says i have an inch on you, black kid whips it out , and his is longer and thicker than both of theirs, black kid goes home and says mom we played a new game today called who’s got the biggest weenie and i won! they said it was because i was black, is that true? mom says, no leroy, it’s because your 18. If I wasn’t drinkin I coulda said it better guys, and bitches.

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