Best Caption
Dick was bad so he got grounded. – Brokeback
Runners-up
After the recent horse meat scandal in the UK, David was taking no chances with the kids burgers this week – Yorak Hunt
May contain traces of nuts. – Roamer
Roberto was determined to have his new girlfriend suck his dick. Even if it meant through a straw. – chemist
Honorable Mention
Dear sir/madame,
Today I recieved my handjob 5000. Although I found the manual concise and easy to understand, I think I may have found a design flaw. I have included a photo to help you identify the said flaw.
Under the sales act I am entitled to a full refund, and I will send you back the goods.
Yours faithfully,
Jim no jane doe – argybob
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Jimmy couldn’t spare £2 a month, but he still did his bit to feed starving African children.
No need to make jokes about this….
This man is known as a hero in Africa.
really?
why do you say that? What in the hell does this have to do with being a hero? I must know!!!!
o_o
You can’t beat MY meat!
I ordered it to GO!
“Do it yourself” sex change…fail.
hey it still beats going to the inlaws!
Tube steak isnt on the menu
Although deep in recession, David still managed meat and two veg at least once a week.
Saying “Fresh ground sausage” just seems too easy on this one…
I wonder what he’ll do if you ask for some truffle shavings…. break out the cheese grater and have a go at the sack eh?
that would be pretty hot
After the recent horse meat scandal in the UK, David was taking no chances with the kids burgers this week
haha!
love it!
Moisha was practicing for his final circumcision exam to become a mohel.
Not even the best whore from Pattaya could swallow that whole without gagging.
lunch is served for the fsa terrorists in aleppo.
Please welcome today’s mystery chef….who will be sharing his restaurant’s secret recipe for “Shredded Dong”
After reading several posts on Best Gore, Danny finally decided it was time to do something about his circumcision.
The Jews got creative on this one huh?
Perhaps you would like some cock sause on that??
Confucius say, those who take things literally should not attempt to make coq au vin.
The secret is in the sauce..
Mexico´s finest chorizo…
Right after some asshole in the city yelled “Eat a Dick!” at Frederic, little did he know that Frederic takes everything literally.
But you said you liked minced meat.
Now i can finally taste my meat.
Oh my god, that ass.
Thanks
you should like make a video
AYYYYY WEEEEEY! That’s awesome!
Hahaha kosher as fuck.
i think they need to test for human D.N.A in EU burgers never mind fucking horse meat!
“Alright…who ordered the Italian sausage”?
Once you go meat grinder, there’s no turning back
“Luigi you idiot! He asked for ground pepper…PEPPER”!
HAHA bravo
Ill try the house sausage
He has the spaghetti sauce but no more noodle.
lol
That should teach people not to walk around kitchens naked. You never know what your dick might get caught in.
If you don’t care for the ground sausage, next time try the meatballs.
There once was a man named schnider.
Who got himself a new meat grinder.
He pulled out his wank,
And gave it a crank,
And found out he wasn’t the wiser.
All our meat products are fully traceable back to source. However, we would like to warn customers our new range of sausage meat may contain traces of nuts…
“I looked at their menu but I don’t see dick that interests me”.
PCP and truth or dare are NOT a good combination.
you want a dick burger? its freash
luigi’s special of the day spicy italian sausage.
I think i seen this episode on Rachel Ray.
Obvious one “more meat for the grinder”
Even more obvious…it’s an organ grinder!
Oh ,shit, I can’t think of nuthin’ on this one, but how’s this? 3 kids, in school yard in third grade 1 irish, 1 italian, 1 black. They say lets play a game, the game, who’s got the biggest weenie, irish kid whips it out, then the italian whips it out and says i have an inch on you, black kid whips it out , and his is longer and thicker than both of theirs, black kid goes home and says mom we played a new game today called who’s got the biggest weenie and i won! they said it was because i was black, is that true? mom says, no leroy, it’s because your 18. If I wasn’t drinkin I coulda said it better guys, and bitches.
I’ll give you an lol luni….lol
You had me laughing before I even finished reading it.
Pretty good lunatic.
A day and a half of vodka,…thanks guys…….he keeps going and going…
Everyone likes their own brand.
Dick was bad so he got grounded.
hahaha.
I vote for this one xD
Good Broke !
Wait until you see what’s for dessert!
I ordered the Blood Sausage NOT your bloody sausage
Big Texan That’s the winner!! Love it.
atleast you know this doesn’t contain horse meat
Unless he told her he was hung like one
No caption..but this guy is high on PCP..when it wore off, I bet he felt it big time! Anything for 15 minutes of fame…well, 5 minutes….
Next on How It’s Made… Chorizo!!!
“Jesus Christ man…I was joking about it being just like pussy”!
“I told you not to dick around with the meat grinder!”
WARNING: do not operate while naked.
Now garnished with Fromunda cheese.
this guy must of really wanted a cock meat sandwich
A sandwich is just a sandwich but a manwich is more of a meal.
Sandwich, manwich?
The only thing I eat is a Sammiches.
Honey could you make me a Sammich?
Sure baby.
*two days later* Baby, I need to go shopping….
*give $40*
reading that made me hungry ha