This genius had the bright idea of riding up a ramp that leads directly to a wall. I don’t know what he was expecting, since it didn’t look like he was going very fast to begin with. By the way that he got up and walked away, I got the impression that he wanted to go and cry in his dear mummy’s arms and whine about how the wall bullied him.
Of course, like attracts like. The cameraman, likely the cyclist’s friend, gave away another friend’s phone number right at the end of the video and didn’t have the sense to cut it out of the video before uploading it. I bet their friend, Joe, has received quite a few interesting calls…
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I bet that prepubescent pekker head won’t grow pubes till he’s at least eleventeen
he should thank his lucky stars he didn’t tear off a gonad or rip himself a new asshole.
too bad he didn’t say the area code
Aw… It’s so cute when children use the naughty words when their parents aren’t around. I bet the cameraman(boy) was so happy that his friend dry humped the wall just so he could blabber without having to worry about Mommy washing his mouth out with soap.
yep agree – also the “holy fuckin shit” was a little overstated? considering the lameness of the mangle
I like how the asshole recording it sounds like Robin from the 60′s batman tv series.
Holy Fucking Shit! Batman.
hahaha, that was damn funny!
Holy Cocksucking faggot! batman.
To bad. He was on his way to the Quicky Mart to buy some pubes and a totally narly purple colored energy drink.
This was the experimental time travel bike. He was supposed to have built up enough speed and travel back to the future before he got to the wall. Well now we all why they dumped the bike and went to the De Lorean.
he forgot to attach the flux capacitor on his balls.
maybe he did travel back in time, just not far back enough for the wall not to be there.
Maybe he traveled back so far in time this was the time when he learned what doesn’t kill you the second time makes you fucking stronger?
He got distracted by the grafitti in front of him. He can now audition for the Vienna Boys’ Choir.
I’m guessing that the dudes who marked their turf on that wall also enjoyed a nice greasy bucket of KFC while sittting on that ledge.
I know what you did last summer…
Perhaps that wall wasn’t there yesterday.
He found a new way to make pancakes.
Some serious contenders surfaced for this years “Special Olympics” team try outs .
CUDOS ! To you Mr trick bike rider the way you stopped yourself with yer mug on dat wall. I give it a 10
that will teach the silly fuck thats gotta hurt
Poor kid .He wasn’t doing any harm to anyone.There are loads of wee shites who deserve this but probably, not him.