Here we go again – yet another foreigner who commits “suicide” in Thailand. Golden Gate Bridge has nothing on Pattaya. Makes sense, doesn’t it? Man worked his whole life and now that he’s retired, he wants to live it so he does it by flying all the way to Thailand to kill himself. Right!
The victim was a British citizen by the name of Durell Timothy Bertram. He was 63 year old. He was thrown out of… I mean committed suicide by jumping from an apartment on the 9th floor at approximately 5.30 am on December 8, 2012. He lived in a condo in South Pattaya.
The victim landed in the only area around the apartment building that is not monitored by a CCTV camera. The police reportedly found suicide letters in his apartment. They were inside sealed envelopes – he must not have had time to mail them off. Apparently, according to the suicide letters, the reason why this 63 year old man who flew all the way to Thailand killed himself was stress in life.
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- Damn, I Think The First Point of Contact with the Ground Was His Left Foot
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- That Thai Cop Was Probably Anticipated the Call, The “Suicide” Was Committed When He Was on Duty
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- Thais – Laughing at Death of a Foreigner
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- Fall to Death Is Such a Convenient Way for Murderers to Stage a Suicide
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- Pointers and Flip Flops
What People Searched For To Land Here:
- thai whore
- death fall
- tai hooker
- falling death video
- suicides in pattaya
- hot thai hooker
- thai hoker
- 12 gauge shotgun suicides
- old thai hooker
- THI HOOKER
Why anyone would even live there?! and why not killing himself in his homeland? damn
Some suiciders prefer to die in specific locales. They might say things like “hey, I feel like jumping into some Chinese traffic today” or “man, I can’t wait to have my bowels removed by one of those killer koalas indigenous to that one place in australia.”
If I was going to kill myself I would want to do it far from my home. Maybe in a deep ocean trench, down in a bubble-submarine thing, then open the hatch and let the pressure and giant squids go to town on my meats and bones, squishing out what soul I have left into the dark, then floating around to be absorbed by a whale shark in need of a soul. Then I would become the first whale shark to do a backflip over a cruise ship. On fire. With a full-on whale boner. Or would it be hard whale dork? Or just hardened dork?
But since this was in Thailand, the traveling suicider theory doesn’t fly (kinda like mr. “footloose” up there. He kicked off his heels and shoes……)
Ha ha ha. Epic words.
It’s that darn VanHalen song again.
He probably was playing a record backwards which told him to commit suicide.
He was probably listening to Kriss Kross and it was making him “jump Jump”
As disgusted as I am with what happened to this poor man, your comment made me LOL, startling some noxious fumes outta the dog, and now I keep replaying this mental image of the man jumping with his fists aloft, with a human beat-box audience in the background, his belly flopping out of his shirt with every launch.
Damn you! >:P
God I need some sleep.
Why should someone travels thousands of miles away from home just to go and commit suicide in that fucking country? If really he wanted to commit suicide he could have already done it in his country.
THAILAND, INDONESIA or what ever they call their messed up countries sucks!
I know right!
This happens so often there are bets placed on foreigner oreinted Thai forums, which province or nationality are usually the what people bet against each other on.
I live in Thailand for business and have yet to have any major issue with a Thai… I live in the heart of Bangkok which is a good deal safer than say Pattaya or Chiang Mai.
My condo in BKK is on the 33rd floor :/ one day I may be a “a bangkok balcony flyer”
Be careful…
Don’t forget to wear your parachute pants!
What do you expect if you start dressing like a toddler and weaing flip flops.
Him pee him pants.
He was hoping nobody noticed.
You crack me up
So stressed he yanked his hair out.
Looks like some kind of dance movement elbow to heel and both elbows up.
He’s “break dancing”.
Looks like he was doing the “Chicken Dance” on the way down. Would be cooler if someone videoed him dancing “Gangnam Style” in freefall.
The foreigner probably tried to argue payment with his ladyboy date, and got tossed out of a window. Ladyboys: ‘Tude of a woman, strength of a man!
He’s looks like he’s got all the true makings of a fat old perve. He was probably looking forward to a leisurely retirement, idling his days away having sex with underage boys. I can’t say I think the world is worse of with one less pead.
You’re probably correct , Ma’am. And if that’s the case – good riddance.
Forced to right a suicide note on gun point and then throws you out of the building!
Look George I can touch my foot.
I wonder If one of his ‘suicide’ letters was addressed Gary Glitter.
Three types of Caucasian Men go to Thai Land:
1 – The Caucasian Molesting Pedophile who likes little girls and/or boys.
2 – The Caucasian Male so disillusioned with the destruction of the modern day Caucasian woman (Race-Mixing, Infidelity, Promiscuity, etc) they go-to Asia looking for love in all the wrong places (Avoid Thai’s and Malaysians (Muslims) 100%)
3 – The Tourist with Friends/Family. Enjoying the sites/culture etc.
I’m guessing this guy fit into either 1 or 2. I won’t speculate further on which one. Both would probably upset local Thai men.
Simple explanation, he wanted to fly home! He took the economy flight though and you don’t usually have a smooth landing.
hope he got to bust one last nut before he died. it’s very important to die with your nads empty of DEMON SEED cuz the urge to skeet would cause you to return as one of them zombies. all you dudes could atest to how powerful the urge to skeet is. Thailand is world famous for it’s skeeting opportunities.
Why can’t you buy both Thailand & Indonesia, & then convert them to the “real true religion”. They can make better states in your kingdom of WADIYA. lol
Don’t forget to say your prayers. Allah Akbar….Alahhamudu bilai rasururai etcect
Aladeen believes the less crazy muslims in Wadiya the better. even tho Aladeen is a great Admiral General he will not be invading and anexxing these countries you mentioned.
Although Thailand’s people are violent and usually push off traveler’s death’s as suicides, England for whatever reason has a huge involvement with mental stability issues. So it’s reallyy questionable to me.
Wow.. you’re gorgeous as all hell… Sorry I had to say it…
He was murdered by the stinking slant eyed local cunts.
It looks like he slid safe into home base and with the clenched fists of a true champion is screaming; “YES!”
Ha, ha, ha! The agony of da feet. I kill me.
with that belly, he should have bounced!
3-4 years ago I was hanging about in around the Jao Praya river in Bangkok, I noticed a rope dangling on the Ram8 bridge with something on the end. Didnt think too much about it. Turns out some Italian boy lover jumped off the bridge with a noose around his neck right in front of a couple of tourist. The noose decapitated him and his body fell into the river. The head was still on the noose holding on by a flap of skin.
Turns out he lost all his money here, could have worked here since its so fucking easy to get any job certificate from the local peddler down at Kaosan street.
It’s said he wrote something on the ledge with a liquid marker before he jumped. Went there to take a look myself, it said in English something like “I want to be like you, but I can never be”.
Just thought I’d share my own tourist suicide story, lol
I would have preferred a suicide of being thrown down the elevator shaft.
Im waiting for Best Gore to post some pics of someone’s relatives going over to Thialand and going all Rambo on the locals over some shit like this and leaving a trail of… well.. “Suicides”
Revenge!
Hope he got his jollies
Go to Thailand, stay on ground floor… duhh!
what a dumb fuck, how can you have stress in thailand when you can bareback all the ladyboys
I don’t care much about this guy. He retired to Thailand because he wanted to fuck cheap whores.
Well, now he’s fucked.