Suicide Failure – Brazilian Soldiers Gores His Face and Survives

Suicide Failure - Brazilian Soldiers Gores His Face and Survives

When a suicide failure occures, it’s mostly the result of complete incompetence showing that the suicidal maniac is not really suicidal, just an attention whore. It appears as though this Brazilian soldier was serious about taking his own life, but his attempt failed. He did pull the trigger, but the bullet only took part of his face away, leaving brain unharmed (at least well enough for him to keep on living).

The most astonishing part of this suicide failure is an incredible job of the surgeons who restored his face – you can’t even tell he had part of his face blasted off. Damn fine job on that one, docs. If you’re from Brazil, you have nothing to worry about should your face get torn off. I wonder though whether they were able to restore his tongue the way they reconstructed his face. Do you think he could still taste with having had his tongue suffer from such massive trauma?

Gallery of pictures of a Brazilian soldier looking incredibly bloody and nasty after failed suicide shot to the head is below. The picture of his looking like it’s never happened is the most mind boggling.

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Posted by Best Gore on July 15, 2009 in Suicide

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26 Responses to “Suicide Failure – Brazilian Soldiers Gores His Face and Survives”


  1. elle says:

    wow he got lucky

  2. Michell says:

    not his time yet…

  3. Breanna says:

    Epic fail.
    Guy’s a dumbass.

  4. "IT'S ME" says:

    wtf

  5. Menalipa says:

    They should definitely bring those doctors to the U.S., where our only resource in cases like this is a face transplant that looks like crap anyway.

  6. ash says:

    LOL. He wont be “eating out” anytime soon.

  7. Jay says:

    probably cant taste anything anymore, but luckily he survived.

  8. Nate says:

    You bring up some good points here, the face is blown off, extremely talented doctors.

  9. BloodShot says:

    I don’t think this guy got lucky at all.
    Hoping for his death, ended up in pain and suffering, While still remaining alive.

    I don’t think this guy was too pleased.

  10. jrkb300 says:

    If only people that got in car accidents or soldiers in war were so lucky. If he’s not happy to be alive now then someone else should pull the trigger for him next time.

  11. Matthew says:

    My GUESS is that he had a small pistol and shot from underneath his chin with the intention of shooting through his brain, but instead shot through the side of his cheek. If I wanted to kill myself, which I do actually, I’ll be pretty sure to do it right because I sure as hell wouldn’t want to experience the pain of that. Pain is the only thing I fear in death.

  12. Gary says:

    Get yourself a nice .44 and do it Matt. Tonight if possible. Be sure to record the whole thing and have someone send it to BGW. We’re all looking forward to it.

  13. Matthew says:

    You’re funny Gary…

  14. Icaros says:

    silly man

  15. P1chu says:

    Lucky
    fucker.

  16. John says:

    I’m sure he can still taste. The tongue is the fastest healing organ in the entire body.

  17. Mike says:

    Don’t kill yourself matthew you’re bound to die someday

  18. hatefigure says:

    breanna give it a resst

  19. Magic says:

    when its your time to go, its time to go…it wasnt his time to go and now hes got a nasty scar on his face. chicks dig scars ha

  20. Generalbriley says:

    Humm. Not only was he miserable enough before to attempt suicide, now he gets another chance to do it and succeed.

  21. MagsG says:

    Should I commit siucide, at least I’d like to look presentable in hell…

  22. jen says:

    He felt like a failure in life, so he decided on suicide. Looks like there’s one more thing he sucks at.

  23. Danielle says:

    Well…..despite the fact that this guys an asshole the surgeons did a pretty good job.

  24. live-life says:

    i would not want to be the surgeons working on that guys face.

  25. ikill4fungmang says:

    well, now he has more of a reason to follow through, what a tard!

  26. ThePhilosopher says:

    wow That doctor should be an artist his work is fucking amaizing. He turned a pile of shit into well a normal thing. Kinda feel bad for the guy though, I bet his eye doesn’t actually still work though.

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