Three Drunk Teens Run Over and Killed by Dump Truck in Cagayan de Oro, Phillipines

I like how brain matter landed inside the flip flop ^^ On February 15, 2017, four drunk teens on one motorcycle rode through the night in Barangay Carmen, Cagayan de Oro City, Philippines, when they got involved in an accident. Three out of four died. The four reportedly tried to overtake a dump truck at … Continue reading “Three Drunk Teens Run Over and Killed by Dump Truck in Cagayan de Oro, Phillipines”

Biker Takes Flight After Hitting Spoil Bank, Gets Double Tapped by Motorcycle

I don’t know where the video is from. It’s a dashcam footage of a biker, who rides like he’s drunk (and probably is). As he swerves from left to right, he eventually hits a spoil bank and gets a lift off. The flight is so so, but after the landing, I could swear I see … Continue reading “Biker Takes Flight After Hitting Spoil Bank, Gets Double Tapped by Motorcycle”

Drunk Cambodian Motorcyclist Collides Head On with Oncoming Truck

Video from Cambodia, apparently filmed by a driver who noticed a drunk motorcyclist on the road in front of him, shows the biker riding erratically, and swinging periodically into and out of the oncoming lane. At 0:27, the biker almost runs into a smaller truck, but manages to dodge the collision. A few seconds later, … Continue reading “Drunk Cambodian Motorcyclist Collides Head On with Oncoming Truck”

Drunk Bus Passenger Falls Out and Under Wheels

On the Tondano – Manado bus route in Indonesia, an allegedly drunk passenger leaned out the door apparently to puke, but lost the grip and fell out of the moving bus, landing under its wheels. The bus ran over his head and crushed it. I like the comfortable looking fetal position the victim assumed at … Continue reading “Drunk Bus Passenger Falls Out and Under Wheels”

Drunk Man Jumps from Bridge to Swim, Surfaces as Stiff Corpse Next Day

In the state of Mato Grosso, Brazil, a yet unidentified man jumped from the bridge Sergio Motta, located between the state’s capital of Cuiabá and Várzea Grande. According to the local fire department, the event took place o Thursday, September 1, 2016. The man was on the bridge with three other people, one filming the … Continue reading “Drunk Man Jumps from Bridge to Swim, Surfaces as Stiff Corpse Next Day”

Man Falls from Tree, Crushes His Balls on Roof and Breaks His Neck on Pavement

On March 24, 2016, in Novo Cruzeiro a municipality in the state of Minas Gerais, Brazil, a man was filmed dangling from a tree. He tried to jump on top of a nearby roof, but missed, crushed his balls on it, and fell on the pavement below, breaking his neck. He died on the spot. … Continue reading “Man Falls from Tree, Crushes His Balls on Roof and Breaks His Neck on Pavement”

Double Murder Follows Night of Drinking in Caruaru

Around 11:00 pm on Saturday, December 5th, two men were gunned down outside a house in the São João da Escócia neighbourhood of Caruaru, state of Pernambuco, Brazil. One of the victims has been positively identified as ex-con José Rosiel Vieira, aged 37. His buddy and he are suspected in committing numerous robberies in the … Continue reading “Double Murder Follows Night of Drinking in Caruaru”

Drunk Gay Man Falls Overboard on Royal Caribbean Cruise

A man and his husband were on vacation on Royal Caribbean Cruise. The victim of our tale was celebrating his birthday and had begun drinking heavily over the Cruise staff making derogatory remarks about him and his husband, even calling him a pedophile. Naturally, this eventually turned into a drunken temper tantrum which resulted in … Continue reading “Drunk Gay Man Falls Overboard on Royal Caribbean Cruise”

Young Man Curb Stomped by Vehicle on the BR 104 in Caruaru

Three men were drinking in Malhada de Barreiras Queimadas, a rural area of…of…Caruaru, yes, of course. When the three amigos were properly shit-faced they decided to take their merry band on the road to Toritama. But this wasn’t The Hangover. We don’t get some funny shenanigans courtesy of Hollywood. Instead, the car lost control, (I … Continue reading “Young Man Curb Stomped by Vehicle on the BR 104 in Caruaru”

Drunk Motorcyclist Killed on the PE 90 in Toritama, Brazil

Speaking of assholes dying under the influence, a drunk motorcyclist was killed on the PE 90 in rural Toritama when he came to a sudden stop and was plowed into by the truck following behind him. The victim, identified as Patrick Antonio “Fulô” da Silva, was pronounced dead on the scene. The driver of the … Continue reading “Drunk Motorcyclist Killed on the PE 90 in Toritama, Brazil”