Bloated Corpse of Drowned Man Found on Pier in Thailand

Bloated corpse of an unidentified man in his 30’s was found laying on a pier in Thailand. The corpse was fished out to make the sea water around Thailand’s shores appear less disgusting than it really is. The body didn’t bear any signs of foul play, so he’s belied to have drowned.

Bloater Floater Pulled from Mekong River, Thailand

A floating bloater was pulled from the Mekong River, Barn Wern, Phon Phisai, Nong Khai province, Thailand. Identified as 46-year-old “Mr. Happy” from Nong Khai province. At around 9:00 pm. A man found floating water The Mekong River Pasha Wenzhou area home Sub. Chumphon A man named Mr. Happy net Larsen 46-year-old house at 242 … Continue reading “Bloater Floater Pulled from Mekong River, Thailand”

Turkish Fishermen Recover Body of Syrian Child From Mediterranean Sea

Remember the perfect trifecta I told you about, whereby by attacking Syria and surrounding countries, Israel destabilized the region, fueled the rise of ISIS, and flooded Europe with immigrants? Now there are reports of the opposite trifecta, thanks to Russia’s anti-terrorism intervention in Syria – stability is en route to Syria, ISIS is losing ground, … Continue reading “Turkish Fishermen Recover Body of Syrian Child From Mediterranean Sea”

Thai First Responders Rescue a Bloater

Ah, my SOB’s, it’s been a while since we had a good old fashioned Thai bloater. And woe betide the one who would prevent me from doing my duty of vomiting forth another post for you. This man somehow managed to drown while taking a nice milk bath. Like a fly who has sunk in … Continue reading “Thai First Responders Rescue a Bloater”

Corpse of Woman Washes Up on Jomtien Beach in Pattaya, Thailand

This post contains two videos of two separate corpses that washed up on the shores of Thailand in two separate locations. The screenshot is from the second video. First video is from earlier this morning (May 20th, 2015). A female body washed up ashore on Jomtien beach at Pattaya, Thailand. The body appears to be … Continue reading “Corpse of Woman Washes Up on Jomtien Beach in Pattaya, Thailand”

Thais Fish Out Fresh Female Floater Before She Turns Bloater

Fuck them fish sticks! We got some fresh-caught Thai floater just for you! Today’s special is an older female Thai who was discovered floating pretty far out in the water. Several groups got together on their little boats and managed to drag her back to shore. She appears to be relatively uninjured and all her … Continue reading “Thais Fish Out Fresh Female Floater Before She Turns Bloater”

Fetid Female Floater Found in Yala, Thailand

Yala is all the rage this month. First with insurgent violence and now, with a fetid female floater pulled from the Pattani river. Green and bug-eyed as only Mother Nature can make. The woman is believed to have been dead for three days and bore no immediate signs of violence, so it is possible she … Continue reading “Fetid Female Floater Found in Yala, Thailand”

Floater Pulled from Swimming Pool in Thailand

A dead man, seemingly that of a tourist was found floating at the bottom of a swimming pool at the Hawaii Tower apartment complex in Bangkok, Thailand. It’s unknown if the man drowned due to drinking or drugs making him fall from the balcony of his room or if he might have had a late … Continue reading “Floater Pulled from Swimming Pool in Thailand”

Brazilian Farmer Drowns in the Local Watering Hole

We are all familiar with the term, “watering hole”. Generations of men and women have come to their local watering hole after work to drown in their sorrows, numbing their brains with various liquors and brews. But, in some areas of the world, there actually are real watering holes, where the locals share one source … Continue reading “Brazilian Farmer Drowns in the Local Watering Hole”

86 Year Old Bloater Pulled from Canal in Thailand

An 86 year old man was pulled from a canal in Chachoengsao Province, Thailand, in a discolored, bloated state. It has not been determined the exact cause of the man being in the canal, although it’s possible he may have slipped and drowned. He appears to be Muslim of some sort and the translation mentions … Continue reading “86 Year Old Bloater Pulled from Canal in Thailand”