Eye Infection Caused by Scratch from Dog

Today’s edition of Best Gore Members Rock is brought to you by Best Gore member, @musickness666. He and his dog had an unfortunate mishap in bed one morning ( 😉 ), but I’ll let him tell the tale: My dog, Dante, jumped into my bed to wake me up to let him out. When he … Continue reading “Eye Infection Caused by Scratch from Dog”

Thai Bloater in a Sack

So I come on to Best Gore earlier today and what do I see? A corn cob coming out of an asshole. Thanks, @ate. Well, I don’t really have a way to beat that, but I do so happen to have in possesion another bloater. This time courtesy of Thailand. A man was pulled from … Continue reading “Thai Bloater in a Sack”

Bloater Found on Side of the Road in Caruaru

On the afternoon of Saturday, April 9th, 2016, the badly bloated body of a man was found on the side of a road in Caruru. The man has not yet been identified and authorities have not determined if foul play was involved in the man’s death. Oh, come on! It’s Caruaru. Foul play and Caruaru … Continue reading “Bloater Found on Side of the Road in Caruaru”

The Caption This Photo Contest #84

Caption this photo if you can… Also, check out last time’s winner here. Best Caption: Is the massage oil gluten free? – escapegoose Runners-Up: Der Duhr huhha sumtymz I like flyeeing in my dweems hoohuhha – Lio Cho He chose poorly… – greetsob Single white female seeking sandwich. Please, no Rye. Provolone a must. Only … Continue reading “The Caption This Photo Contest #84”

Skeleton Found in Car Pulled from Lake in Thailand

A car was found at the bottom of a lake in Thailand by some people who had come to lake to go fishing. When pulled from the water, a skeleton was found within. It has not been determined if the car found it’s way into the water because of an accident or something more sinister. … Continue reading “Skeleton Found in Car Pulled from Lake in Thailand”

Bloater Floater Pulled from Mekong River, Thailand

A floating bloater was pulled from the Mekong River, Barn Wern, Phon Phisai, Nong Khai province, Thailand. Identified as 46-year-old “Mr. Happy” from Nong Khai province. At around 9:00 pm. A man found floating water The Mekong River Pasha Wenzhou area home Sub. Chumphon A man named Mr. Happy net Larsen 46-year-old house at 242 … Continue reading “Bloater Floater Pulled from Mekong River, Thailand”

Badly Decomposed Body Found in Rural Surubim, Brazil

A badly decomposed body was found outside a rooster farm in rural Surubim, Brazil, this past Sunday. Authorities have been unable to identify the person as of yet, nor could they positively id the sex of the victim or the manner of death. Although, the body is speculated to have been there for a least … Continue reading “Badly Decomposed Body Found in Rural Surubim, Brazil”

Thai Bloater Pulled From Under House

From Thailand, we are presented with a bloated greenie! Haven’t seen one of these old boys in a bit, always a treat. No info on it other than what you see. A man died under a house and wasn’t discovered until he had swollen up and really started making a stink of things. There is … Continue reading “Thai Bloater Pulled From Under House”

Two Women and Girl are Killed, Plus A Dozen Injured in Lightning Strike in India

This incident dates back to October, 2015. Two women and a fourteen-year-old girl were killed after being struck by lightning while working in the cotton fields in Avusalonipally village in Utkoor mandal district, India. The three victims have been identified as Parvathamma, age 30; Manemma, age 20; and Shanthamma, age 14. Twelve other women were … Continue reading “Two Women and Girl are Killed, Plus A Dozen Injured in Lightning Strike in India”

Behold! An Israeli Cyclops

ISIS, take a good look at the demon you’ve sold your souls to. But in all seriousness, it is actually being tauted as some kind of Jewish Anti Christ, because you know, religious people. Trust me, I’m face-palming as hard as I can. Here in Reality this is simply an Israeli child born with a … Continue reading “Behold! An Israeli Cyclops”