I’m pretty sure that for a while following this incident, the section of the sea in Gansbaai, a well known shark spotting location in Western Cape, South Africa where this video was filmed has never bathed in so much floating … Continue reading →
Here’s 1 hour and 47 minutes of classic gore caught on camera, released in 1998 as Banned from TV (or Banned from Television). There’s no fluff in this shockumentary, just one awesome uncensored footage after another with to the point … Continue reading →
Sharks rule the seas supreme. They don’t give a shit about your dick being tucked tightly into your skimpy pair of Speedos. You enter their waters, start twitching like a fucking seal, you’re gonna get your flesh tasted.
Those are some pretty nasty shark bikes the guy took. Should have stayed in his room, playing with inflatable sharks in a bath tub.
Something’s wrong with me. First thing I noticed when I looked at this shark attack pictures full, perfectly round ass of the victim. Then I noticed armpit hair and other body parts telling me that this half eaten by a shark body is a dude. Being perfectly straight, my half boner went right down.
I seriously don’t know if these shark attack pictures are real or fake. They seem pretty real, but all my life I was lead to believe that sharks don’t eat human flesh. Us humans literally taste like shit and sharks have fine taste. They would eat stinky humans. Shark attacks only occur when sharks confuse worthless humans for seals, they attack, take a bite, almost throw up and let the stinky human be. This is why you only see shark attack bites and not actual people eaten by sharks.
In case of this victim with feminine ass that killed my boner – it’s either fake or he must have been attacked by one hell of a white shark whose jaws were so powerful, that one bite just chomped off half of victim’s torso and another one shredded flesh off is femur. What do you think? Real or fake?