There Was No Saving Him, Sugar Can Shredded Minced Half of the Man Up

There Was No Saving Him, Sugar Can Shredded Minced Half of the Man Up

There Was No Saving Him, Sugar Can Shredded Minced Half of the Man Up

There Was No Saving Him, Sugar Can Shredded Minced Half of the Man Up

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22 thoughts on “There Was No Saving Him, Sugar Can Shredded Minced Half of the Man Up

  1. Looks like most of his limbs and even his pecker got sliced off, even if he had survived seeing his body in that way might have led him into deep depression or suicide. Those sugar cane machines sure are merciless…

    • That picture of Edgar Allan Poe is my current facebook, phone, iPod Touch and computer background. This man is the love of my life <3 Thank you for broadcasting such a venerable man. I've been in love with him for more than half my life now. Let's celebrate with more gore.

  2. Well, I guess it’s a good thing that he doesn’t have 72 to impress. His obvious lack of package might have put him at a disadvantage.

  3. Well, I guess it’s a good thing that he doesn’t have 72 virgins to impress. His obvious lack of package might have put him at a disadvantage.

  4. OK…well…that was weird. I don’t know why it posted like that. It posted the first one before I finished proofreading it. Most likely my drunken fat fingered typing skills.

  5. And the worst part they now have to buy a new shredder and throw that one away along with the cane that was shredded before to make sure no one gets his weiner in their sugar in the raw packet @ Starbucks

  6. I used to work as a tree surgeon and always feared a chainsaw or wood chipper accident. Respect the machines man. Safety at work. Wow tackle ripped off, ouch. Now gonna search some porn.

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