Argentinean Selfie Whore Gets Face Mauled Trying to Get Dashing Photo with German Shepherd

The Moment Dog Had Enough of Abuse From Women and Decided to Go His Own Way

Argentinean Selfie Whore Gets Face Mauled Trying to Get Dashing Photo with German Shepherd

According to the backinfo I got, this is a selfie whore by the name of Lara Sanson. She’s from Tucumán, Argentina.

One day, while fishing for attention, Lara Sanson was trying to get a selfie with a German Shepherd names Kenai. She was forcing herself on the dog, who didn’t want to have anything to do with the future false rape accuser, and snapped.

Incredibly, Lara’s timed cam captured the moment when the dog opened up his jaw to let the skank know what he thinks of her.

Props to Best Gore member @mongoos3 for the pics and the backstory:

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155 thoughts on “Argentinean Selfie Whore Gets Face Mauled Trying to Get Dashing Photo with German Shepherd”

        1. I’d follow her. Late at night, down a dark alley, with a cold mist and fog blanketing the dark streets.
          I would reach into my black trench coat and pull out my long knife and do some “work” on her.
          Like that kind of follow? 😉

          1. I was liking it until you had to fish for approval you fucking bender now put that stupid knife away knock her out like a man with your fists and give the cunt a solid bummin. Or fuck off

          2. Weird ass fuckers..i have created an account just for responding your kind. When u think and say it..u may eventually do it. Go easy bro

      1. Exactly!! I mean she couldn’t have put that dog in a more threatening position, feet blocked and going in for a headlock or a bite, so ya, I can’t blame the dog for reacting like that.
        She needs to watch the Dog Whisperer.

      2. she had both arms completely around the dog(this makes dogs feel uncomfortably vulnerable, and they barely tolerate it from their close family members- an acquaintance should NOT do this)and to go with that, the woman then puts her mouth right in proximity to the dog’s face.
        Also, this dog looks a little old, and possibly not well cared for, which will contribute to it’s lack of confidence, which can precipitate a bite.

    1. You can tell she’s an entitled Latina probably a middle class family. How many times do we have to see selfies and then selfies of people in hospitals and every other place on Earth, attention whore.. Glad the dog chewed her face..

          1. Well, Argentina is not a super poor country, but there is a huge income inequality down there, which is why they are having so many problems. Had some Argentina wine during the holidays, wasn’t too impressed. Think I’ll stick to California vineyards. Same with imported olive oil, it’s generally inferior and costs more.

          2. Thanks mate. I love history and stuff so i remember lots. It is not definite but there are enough clues there to make it highly likely.

            Sanson ,also Danzon ,Danone ,Danson… yep from Cheers. I checked him out and it says he is a Bridger from the UK . Bridger ,Brucke? German name also overrepresented amongst the jews. he may be Christian now but was Sephardic Jewish not long ago Probs from Salonika ,like French Pm Sarkozsy and likely Macron.

            @dumbkunt

          3. I live in Argentina, and yes, my country is poor as fuck despite having lots of resources, we also have the most corrupted politicians ever, and the whole country is full of leftists, and the ideology is so moved to the left, that liberals are considered people from the soft right. Actually liberals over here are nothing like USA liberals.

          4. I live in Argentina, and yes, my country is poor as fuck despite having lots of resources, we also have the most corrupted politicians ever, and the whole country is full of leftists, and the ideology is so moved to the left, that liberals are considered people from the soft right. Actually liberals over here are nothing like USA liberals.

          1. I have a baby german shepherd…his name is Zuma…but I call him moctezuma when I’m upset with him …which us all the time…

    1. Exactly! I’m not sure if she was trying to stick her tongue down his throat or kiss his snout…but he probably thought she was gonna eat his face when she started to lean in, so he had to eat her face first, I guess.

    1. That’s for damn sure. She’s very lucky just to get the bite marks. And if even luckier they will heal without much scaring. Sometimes we all have to learn life’s lessons the hard way. Bitch was probably also smoking too much weed or taking too many pills to be this stupid.

    1. Hehe, some of the smartest women I’ve known are blondes. There is nothing to that theory. Only problem I’ve ever seen with blondes is they sometimes take themselves too seriously.
      Redheads are generally dumb as rocks. And crazy as fuck. Hot though.
      With Brunettes you just never know.

  1. MIST by bad jonny

    You were born with everything
    Now you spend your whole life pissed
    Look at opportunities clown
    And How many you have missed
    You walk out in the early morn
    Like Christ there in the mist
    But you have never learned from life
    You still don’t get the gist
    You wake up drunk and angry
    At the World and make a fist
    Can’t even remember clown
    The first time you were kissed
    Once your life is over, clown
    You know you are not missed
    As useless as the Adam’s snake
    When crawled the tree and hissed ..

  2. They better not put that pooch down for this. It was the cunt’s fault. I would have definitely bitten her on the face too given the chance.
    I’d also like to bite her vagina,
    her tits,
    her asshole,
    and of course, rip her face completely off with my teeth.

  3. somehow the filth of Jew Hollywood loves the pet food industry. And they have used 30 years of propaganda to make it seem NORMAL to sleep, eat, kiss, and LIVE with a fucking disgustingly smelly and filthy DOG inside your house?

    Do you have ANY idea how much you spend for upkeep and that shitting, yapping, farting thing shedding all its dandruff and fecal bits in your KITCHEN? all the parasites its has, and the pinworm eggs on its tongue as it licks your face?

    Not me, bro. I see the reality. Those things leave HUGE carbon footprints, all their shit is either on the sidewalks, parks, and storm drains, plus their nuisance barking?

    Fuck a dog. I see one unleashed? they are like rats. to be killed on sight, or poisoned

      1. Cats are normal pets. At least they clean themselves and you don’t have to take them out to shit and piss all over everything they see. And they are not annoying. Unless you live on a farm or in some rural area dogs are fucked up things that fuck up your life and everyone else’s.

        1. Cats shit in a box and scratch about in said box getting shit, piss and nasty cat box litter all over thier paws. That’s not the worst of it. They promptly go to the kitchen, hop on the counter and trample on your half assembled sandwich.

          1. Bullshit. It is and always has been completely possible to ‘train’ your cat(s) to NOT jump about on countertops or get in to areas you disapprove of. We’ve had up to 11 cats at once~every one of them did NOT jump on counters or tables,scratch furniture ( and,NO! never declaw! that’s inhumane!) eat or beg for human food,or try/want to run outside. You keep the boxes in a reasonable,out of the way area, and CLEAN,so’s they’re never needing to discharge anything anywhere else. It’s simple. And you get them fixed before they ever go in to a heat. Straight away their attitude is better and malleable. Love and patience. Every creature responds positively to love and patience…. you freak. HA

    1. Dogs and humans have been together for millennia, and it very well may have been those canine companions that allowed us to survive that brutal ice age.

      I gladly retrieve Penny’s environmentally unfriendly business on our daily walks. Well, not really. The neighbors would complain.

      1. man’s best friend? propaganda

        early man was constantly hungry. dogs hung around. they were allowed to, to provide an alarm out the outskirts of camp.

        man’s best friend? more like MAN’S EMERGENCY FOOD SOURCE

    2. I agree

      Anyone who lets a dog in their house is firstly misunderstanding the rules of keeping a dog in its social place, and secondly deluded as to how much they turn your house into a sty. Its amazing how quickly you get used to the smell of wet dog, but your guests don’t

  4. i rescue german shepherds and they have all suffered terrible cruelty like majority of animals, but given time proper training proper training , gentleness and patience, they have made it back despite man’kind’s cruelty, they are clean well behaved and would die for you, that’s the loyalty trait you don’t train them that, its there already and the sad thing is the poor dogs that suffer would be loyal to the end to the ‘people’ that were cruel to them, mans best friend, they don’t come ready trained you have to put the time in be responsible, and if you do something as stupid as that woman well serves you right, you don’t train them then that’s what will happen

  5. Poor doggie had enough of her bullshit, those dogs are very loyal to men but not to selfie whores that won’t leave them alone. She got what she deserved, now she is gonna blame patriarchy for her stupid behavior

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